$1M USD to go down to 5 foot 8

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abjbwtf

I personally can not take that deal. I like the benefits of being the average height (6'4"), and being in the near midget territory will just be a detriment not only to my mental but also my day-to-day life. But what about yal?

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Short people are going to love this one

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31Raven

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this gotta be bait right wdym 6’4 is average height and 5’8 is midget status

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die

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captmarshmallow

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im 6'4" so i think their are more people our height than yours in this thread

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Pototo

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*there

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my mistake original gangster

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31Raven

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idk how to burst your bubble here but the average height of men in the us is 5’9

no 6’4 is not average you are just quite tall (if ur not js lying for fun)

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captmarshmallow

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i thought we were talking about the netherlands

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easiest offer ive taken D:

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shesh_

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the day will come when you are judged and your soul will not escape the inexorable grip of divine retribution

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abjbwtf

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inexorable.. thats a fire word, you put me on.

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im only barely 6'1 how can i go down to 5'8 midget status

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Mysticv1

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you took this from sinatraa chat

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abjbwtf

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No. I remembered a bait post I previously made here on vlr and I decided to run it up again.

Edit: https://www.vlr.gg/591179/i-wish-i-was-58-172cm/#1

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Mysticv1

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nah, you just heard sinatraa answered it but changed it from 5'0 to 5'8

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Lowkey sometimes i wanna be short and just be a cutie patootie

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Prase

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Like sato. You can commit murder but get away with it because you are cute.

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foythvlr

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if im already 5 foot 8 can i take the deal

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tubelight

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I'm already shorter (6'3) than average height so no I will never take that offer

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scof

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but....im already 5'8....

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Prase

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You are 6’4” lmao shorty. Grow up already.

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lyssss

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I'm 5'4 and there's nothing wrong with that🥺

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CookieMania

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What about people that are shorter than 5' 8"? Im sure short people would take the deal without the money if it meant they grew in height to that.

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abjbwtf

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To those shorter than 5'8", you gain height until you hit 5'8" but all that height will be increased through the neck.

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Reverie1

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I'm already 5'8.5" so I only have to lose 0.5 inches to get a million dollars right?
Meanwhile being 6'4" isn't going to pay the bills.
Imagine having a million dollars bro. I'd buy VLR.gg and ban you first.
Then I'd pull up to your house and ask "What color is your Rari?"
And with that Rari your girl would probably be sitting next to me too homeboy 😭

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foythvlr

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bro crested a whole story

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pztzy

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is ts tuff in australia

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gamergirl

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how are you short and poor?

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Pototo

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so i get 1mil AND gain 1inch hieght....
yes please XD

#30

mondely

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i’ll take the deal. i don’t really care about being shorter and i can grow that 1mil and be financially free much quicker

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x_knowitall39_x

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stand on my money now im 6'6

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Livvie

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Yes.