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Last post: September 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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elite ball knowledge

posted 48 minutes ago

I hope he gets all better because no one deserves to be sick— doll hair.

I had to make it rhyme.

posted 8 hours ago

🌪️🌪️🌪️ ASPAS MIBR 🌪️🌪️🌪️

posted 1 day ago

Rebuild G2

posted 1 day ago

Vision Strikers in the big 25 🌪️🌪️🌪️

posted 1 day ago
  1. MIBR (projected to win Champions 2025 by analysts)
  2. NRG
  3. G2
  4. SEN
posted 1 day ago

Realistically PRX is winning all of this (im also a mega prx fan), but I am also an aspas fan and it'd be so cool to see MIBR go from the biggest underdog to champions not just for Americas but for Brazil since BR needs the momentum a lot

posted 2 days ago

MIBR vs PRX 3-1, 39 - 28
Verno is the MVP, aspas is the official GOAT over chronicle, and life is happy

posted 2 days ago

Lucky that there is a character limit on the title.

APAC has Paper Rex who is #1 in the world right now
EMEA has FNATIC who is debatably #2
CN has nobody lol

and what APAC and EMEA has in common is that those two ONLY has one team that actually has a chance for the Champions.

Americas has MIBR (going to Grand Finals), G2 (finishes at top 4, but still has a great chance at GF), NRG (finishes at top 6/5, but still has a realistic chance at LF/GF)

Predicted (by analysts [me]) Rankings:

  1. MIBR
  2. FNC
  3. DRX
  4. G2
posted 2 days ago

No ragebait btw. G2 going out so early is so comical. How did they get out before NRG? Sad.

posted 2 days ago

Wake up

posted 2 days ago

MIBR demolished TH

TH demolished G2

G2 demolished NRG

SEN did not even qualify lol

therefore the Americas ranking are:

  1. MIBR
  2. G2
  3. NRG
  4. SEN
posted 2 days ago

MIBR 🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️🌪️

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posted 2 days ago

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posted 2 days ago

Everything is 100% right so far. Not trusting me is like not investing Bitcoin in 2011.

posted 3 days ago

Luminosity Gaming, Team Liquid, Cloud9, 100 Thieves, Vision Strikers pre-franchise era
Paper Rex 2023 (and onwards), LOUD/LEV/MIBR (aspas lover)

posted 3 days ago

once in a while I come back here to glaze aspas

posted 3 days ago

f(r, θ) = θe^-r^2

What is ∂f/∂r?

posted 3 days ago

Dawg ALL the teams I was loyal to disbanded due to franchising so now it is much safer to root for a set of people rather than a team 😭💸✌️

posted 4 days ago

Props to NRG honestly

posted 5 days ago

I got hacked

posted 5 days ago

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/b8bb1a0e

I can explain everything in great detail, but I may get silenced for it. Enjoy the FREE 100% pickems.

posted 5 days ago

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posted 1 week ago

Honestly, FNC should not even show up to the game, they will get embarassed. As we all saw in my GOAT list, the Top 5 Greatest Players of All Time are all MIBR players.

We are the Perfect Valorant, chroniclefaj doesnt stand a chance against the inevitable MIBR Dynasty.

Who are we? MADE IN BRAZIL !

#MIBRWIN

posted 1 week ago

... by being a main duelist and not an IGL for a shitty team while knowing he could have literally been on any team in EU/NA if he wanted to and be a superstar player.

I would kill for that timeline and ScreaM just somehow ragebaited me three years later while I was on my toilet thinking philosophically about Valorant E-Sports.

You know who does not deserve a team? Asuna. Talk about the most overhyped player in early Valorant. He still maintained his shaky aim years later and the only memorable clips I know from him are RNG bullshit and the aimbot controversy clip on Bind. Somehow, he was able to still main duelist and be regarded as a high talent player to be talked alongside the NA demons like Shahzam, TenZ, Wardell, and drone.

Alright no more schitzo posting I have been up 32 hours from projects.

posted 1 week ago

Demon1 is the better Russian so it is him

In all seriousness, I would imagine v0okashu stays for the tourney purely out of coordination purposes. I doubt Demon1 has done any scrims AT ALL with DRG so strategies and defaults will be awkward. Max also does not know his team's tendencies as well as pacing. Unless there is some official announcement I do not know about, more than likely v0okashu stays.

posted 3 weeks ago

True story

posted 3 weeks ago

Called it.

posted 3 weeks ago

G2, PRX, FNC, TL

Honorable Mention: MIBR @ Top 0

posted 3 weeks ago

I speak on behalf of ALL DRG fans when I say WE ALL want Demon1 on this team immediately into the upcoming Champions and replace vo0kashu. Then, after not making it to playoffs, WE ALL want DRG to scrap the entire team and build a team around Demon1 with four other imports.

posted 3 weeks ago

FNC are known chokers so I do not doubt that. I just hope MIBR qualifies and make a generational run somehow

posted 3 weeks ago

Group A: PRX, SEN
Group B: FNC, RRQ/BLG (50/50) [I pray for MIBR]
Group C: TL, EDG/NRG (70/30)
Group D: G2, T1/TH (70/30)

posted 3 weeks ago

mfs never had friends to play Fantasy Football or Fantasy Basketball with and it shows. Let people have fun lmao

posted 3 weeks ago

Primordium is quite literally the aspas of Vandals. The best to ever graze upon Valorant.

posted 3 weeks ago

Up against BiliBili, RRQ, and FNATIC is fucked.

It is so unfortunate that two of those three teams are going out so early.

MIBR x FNC win

posted 3 weeks ago

Seems to be a big dispute particularly with FNC, G2, and PRX.

All those three teams are honestly insane and with how many variables and RNG Valorant has, the order does not really matter. For all we know, DRX can win this whole damn thing 😭

posted 1 month ago

Honorable Mention: TL at top 6

posted 1 month ago

Honorable Mention: EG at top 6

posted 1 month ago

Not a real FNATIC fan if you do not see how good FNC is right now if you think they are top 3 in the world.

posted 1 month ago

Top 1. FNATIC (FNC, Europe)

Top 2. G2 Esports (G2, Americas)

Top 3. Paper Rex (PRX, Asia Pacific)

Top 4. Sentinels (SEN, Americas)

Top 5. BiliBili Gaming (BLG, China)

posted 1 month ago

Derke being top three on Raze is a must. I understand BuZz being top three OAT on Jett is controversial. Yoru back then ≠ Yoru now (shifts in use) hence why Forsaken (although nice with him) is not in my top three.

posted 1 month ago

Yoru has barely shown real presence outside of 2025 aside from his very early days (but meh LMAO).

Sato is incredibly strong with Yoru and if you can name me a better Yoru than him, I will concede.

posted 1 month ago

Ngl, sure since I hardly see any Phoenixes at all in pro play. It does not take much to be the top three.

Though, in all my years watching pro play, ScreaM and Drone stands out. The Phoenix flash + smoke B.S. dominated for a lil bit with TSM and ScreaM being how he was just mechanically dominated everybody in EU. He just happened to play Phoenix for a bit so I included him.

posted 1 month ago

Zekken is a really strong player and I can see him as the top five of Raze OAT for example. Unfortunately, Jett and Raze is heavily contested with some of the biggest known powerhouses of Valorant.

Zekken to me is the objectively best Neon in the world and of all time while having strong dominance over Raze and Jett. The the top three mentioned are the face of the agents IMO and they are just too insane.

posted 1 month ago

Objectively correct list btw

posted 1 month ago

OAT, I would say:

Jett: aspas, BuZz, kangkang
Raze: aspas, jinggg, derke
Iso: Alfajer, meteor, Cryo
Phoenix: ScreaM, Jinggg, drone (lol)
Reyna: aspas, something, ScreaM
Neon: zekken, t3xture, whzy
Yoru: Rarga, Jemkin, Sato

posted 1 month ago

Obviously I am joking, do not send the same energy.

Evolve as humans, live by the rules and be humble.

aspas had 4 bad games out of this entire year. The rest of his games were absolute masterclass.

aspas will reign superior over all of you.

Sato's legacy will forever be like Bronny.

Made it into tier 1, but forced to live under the shadow of the GOAT especially since both are Brazillian players

aspas #1

posted 1 month ago

@grok was this post AI generated? It contains an em dash (—) normally not known by the average unemployed individuals.

posted 1 month ago

aspas will soon HARD DOMINATE the upcoming Paris tournament making it the second biggest event Paris will have ever witnessed.

Throughout the 2025 season, aspas has been training the four rookies of MIBR from C-Tier prospects up to A-Tier. Not quite S-Tier, but enough to not drag aspas down (previously by ~83%).

The GOATs that you know of today will be deleted and erased from history. aspas will cement himself as the greatest to have ever lived.

Chronicle? Only wins because he has FOUR seasoned veterans including Alfajer (Top 3 Player of the Year), Boaster (GOAT IGL), crashies (American), and others.

The upcoming 2025 Champions will remove Chronicle from the GOAT debate because the clear answer WILL be aspas.

aspas was THE #1 player of all of 2024 for a reason. The three rocky games he had showed the TRUE colors of many "fans" and they had immediately switched up on him. Little do they know, this was part of aspas' plan.

Just like how aspas carried LEV to top 3, aspas will carry MIBR to becoming the world champions.

posted 1 month ago
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