When aspas, mazino and tex lost to Clown9, they won Americas
We're still making London
When aspas, mazino and tex lost to Clown9, they won Americas
We're still making London
well they made Shanghai after losing to clown9 and then got the boot from FUT so idk man
Will get grouped in London losing to China teams
Then get 3rd at champs again
Another wasted year for statpas
Bro should have gone to KRU and play with Less again, why t0x and m0zin0?
Miyuky [#4]The problem is that Bumzino is trash on Harbum
That bomsite A on Breeze must be freest site of all time
g2gcHATER [#5]frod its a fraud, im done with him
WE are done, every time he cooks something, he burns the kitchen
mondely [#2]COPE
mibr ain't making it
It will be:
- Kru
- G2
- C9
lev beat two of those teams this stage already by the way~
removeHER [#6]Put that brother on Chamber
Ch0mb0r is overrated, we need to adress Mazino Astra and Verno Skye on Breeze
glittering_yard [#14]WE are done, every time he cooks something, he burns the kitchen
cara legit a mibr nao tem tatica nenhuma parece, defaults podre, vtnc esse frod ai, amigo do dono sai fora, 0 a esquerda
SavageBeastfly2 [#7]well they made Shanghai after losing to clown9 and then got the boot from FUT so idk man
normal 2nd Masters fall off, we're aiming at Champs
g2gcHATER [#17]cara legit a mibr nao tem tatica nenhuma parece, defaults podre, vtnc esse frod ai, amigo do dono sai fora, 0 a esquerda
ele foi coach do mibr 2024, Top 3 piores times do mundo
ele nunca fez nada no Valorant sem o aspas no time dele, a sorte dele é que ele conquistou o coração do aspas em 2023
confirmed [#8]kru lev and just by law g2 has to make it sorry
naurrr
Asto3 [#9]nah bro we’re washed and i fucking hate frod and tex
The main excuse for today is:
Studio gameday, perfect environment for C9 (known onliners since forever)
The game against LEV will decide everything
glittering_yard [#19]ele foi coach do mibr 2024, Top 3 piores times do mundo
ele nunca fez nada no Valorant sem o aspas no time dele, a sorte dele é que ele conquistou o coração do aspas em 2023
literalmente, nunca vi um mibr forte taticamente, os melhores momentos do frod sao quando o aspas carrega o time, fim. l
buh_maxxer [#10]ur going 2-3 bud
Can we still make playoffs being 2-3? The math in this weird group format can get kinda weird sometimes
Lori496 [#15]lev beat two of those teams this stage already by the way~
Cool! Doesn’t matter when it comes to playoffs
pugz [#11]Will get grouped in London losing to China teams
Then get 3rd at champs again
Another wasted year for statpas
Bro should have gone to KRU and play with Less again, why t0x and m0zin0?
normal doomposting phase, we'll be looking again next week
glittering_yard [#21]The main excuse for today is:
Studio gameday, perfect environment for C9 (known onliners since forever)
The game against LEV will decide everything
there’s no way we beat lev, they’re coming in like a freight train at the best moment of their lives with all four kids killing everything with 100% aim
tactically they’re better than us
Lori496 [#15]lev beat two of those teams this stage already by the way~
sheesh does that guarantee a win in playoffs or smth?
g2gcHATER [#17]cara legit a mibr nao tem tatica nenhuma parece, defaults podre, vtnc esse frod ai, amigo do dono sai fora, 0 a esquerda
to falando há anos que o frod só copia tática, quando ele tenta criar algo solo não dá certo, ele é um bom coach pra pegar o trabalho dos outros e melhorar, mas ele nunca conseguiu criar nenhuma comp boa do zero
glittering_yard [#23]Can we still make playoffs being 2-3? The math in this weird group format can get kinda weird sometimes
we absolutely can, but there's no way we're losing to envy, right?
you are the best representation of what the valorant community is. thank you for being you. never change
bk20120 [#30]you are the best representation of what the valorant community is. thank you for being you. never change
I wont, thank you!
Could've had a roster of Verno zekken aspas artzin and cortezia but goonspas couldn't play without his e-kitten harem of Verno, tex and Mazino to run forward, die first and then UwU for every kill he gets in the 1vX before he dies and they all meow and whisper nt daddy into the mic
mondely [#2]COPE
mibr ain't making it
It will be:
- Kru
- G2
- C9
c9 will never qualify for an international dude
iwantchopsuey [#24]Cool! Doesn’t matter when it comes to playoffs
Yeah lemme put my faith in c9 when playoffs come
my-dad-ate-my-toes [#32]Could've had a roster of Verno zekken aspas artzin and cortezia but goonspas couldn't play without his e-kitten harem of Verno, tex and Mazino to run forward, die first and then UwU for every kill he gets in the 1vX before he dies and they all meow and whisper nt daddy into the mic
artzin choked internationally and dropped FNS numbers all season
cortezia averaged the same numbers of xenom all season
I think tex is cursed by an evil entity to throw rounds in the most embarassing ways, he was shooting on Breeze 2nd half
Mazino also crypto throws but more silently so no one really talks about it
glittering_yard [#35]artzin choked internationally and dropped FNS numbers all season
cortezia averaged the same numbers of xenom all season
I think tex is cursed by an evil entity to throw rounds in the most embarassing ways, he was shooting on Breeze 2nd half
Mazino also crypto throws but more silently so no one really talks about it
I mean Mazino and tex were definitely worse than cortezia statistically in 2025 + artzin was put in quite possibly the worst positions he could be in for a player's stats. Once he got to Champs and played less secondary duellist + was off IGL he actually started shooting well. Even on paper I think the +tex and Mazino moves don't make sense and the only real reason I can see for them is genuinely just because they're aspas' friends
mondely [#27]sheesh does that guarantee a win in playoffs or smth?
no sir/ma'am it does not! but you, too, are coping the same as mibr fans under the same logic if you think g2 will qualify over them, it works both ways!
my-dad-ate-my-toes [#36]I mean Mazino and tex were definitely worse than cortezia statistically in 2025 + artzin was put in quite possibly the worst positions he could be in for a player's stats. Once he got to Champs and played less secondary duellist + was off IGL he actually started shooting well. Even on paper I think the +tex and Mazino moves don't make sense and the only real reason I can see for them is genuinely just because they're aspas' friends
I guess its because tex+mazino reached higher highs with aspas on their team in 2024
but aspas was doing this in 2024:
https://www.vlr.gg/stats/?event_group_id=61®ion=all&min_rounds=200&min_rating=1550&agent=all&map_id=all×pan=all
in 2025 aspas was still #1, but lower numbers overall:
https://www.vlr.gg/stats/?event_group_id=74®ion=all&min_rounds=500&min_rating=1550&agent=all&map_id=all×pan=all
Lori496 [#37]no sir/ma'am it does not! but you, too, are coping the same as mibr fans under the same logic if you think g2 will qualify over them, it works both ways!
sure ig but we will see whose cope will win
glittering_yard [#38]I guess its because tex+mazino reached higher highs with aspas on their team in 2024
but aspas was doing this in 2024:
https://www.vlr.gg/stats/?event_group_id=61®ion=all&min_rounds=200&min_rating=1550&agent=all&map_id=all×pan=allin 2025 aspas was still #1, but lower numbers overall:
https://www.vlr.gg/stats/?event_group_id=74®ion=all&min_rounds=500&min_rating=1550&agent=all&map_id=all×pan=all
True but surely he didn't expect just having 2 of the same players without the same IGL and coach would bring the same level 2 years later in a different meta
glittering_yard [#23]Can we still make playoffs being 2-3? The math in this weird group format can get kinda weird sometimes
I think if Loud go 3-2, Envy go 3-2, c9 go 2-3 is the only scenario MIBR don't make playoffs