I Made G2 Lose

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Wunkey

Two weeks ago, I met G2 leaf at a restaurant in Toronto with his girlfriend. He was sitting right next to us and I recognized him, so I asked for a picture. However, in that moment while we were posing together, we made brief contact and he promptly absorbed my Valorant skill. Over the course of the next fourteen days, upon returning from vacation, leaf must've touched his teammates. They all inherited my lowly Immortal aim and gamesense, causing them to falter in their opening match to MIBR. Therefore, I sincerely apologize to all G2 fans for this devastating occurrence. Hopefully leaf and the rest of the roster all recover from my ailment.

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king_bob

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take note on how leaf was in a restaurant

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Wunkey

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Should've been scrimming, perhaps?

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king_bob

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exactly

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Wunkey

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Too much vacation time is hindering the VCT ceiling from its true potential.

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Tonycaina

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leaf has a girlfriend?

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Wunkey

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Yes, Erica.

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Tonycaina

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wow

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Wunkey

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He's a charming lad with a successful career. No need to feign surprise.

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forklift2

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leaf is on g2?

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Wunkey

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Is this a new joke? He is an experienced veteran on the organization.

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Prase

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Who is Leaf?

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Wunkey

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He plays for G2's VCT roster. He is quite the player on his day.

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KiwiJuice

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Why are you upvoting your own comments

#12

Wunkey

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Self-positivity is important. I should stand by my values, writing every word with intention and conviction.

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thatpower

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lmfao

#21

Wunkey

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This is not a joke.

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cozyQT

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good boy

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Wunkey

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Thank you.

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foythvlr

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Two weeks ago, I met G2 leaf at a restaurant in Toronto with his girlfriend. He was sitting right next to us and I recognized him, so I asked for a picture. However, in that moment while we were posing together, we made brief contact and he promptly absorbed my Valorant skill. Over the course of the next fourteen days, upon returning from vacation, leaf must've touched his teammates. They all inherited my lowly Immortal aim and gamesense, causing them to falter in their opening match to MIBR. Therefore, I sincerely apologize to all G2 fans for this devastating occurrence. Hopefully leaf and the rest of the roster all recover from my ailment.

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Wunkey

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This isn't satire.

#22

foythvlr

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I believe in you man

#23

W1ngFly

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Wow, seeing someone use proper vocabulary and punctuation in this era of the Internet is a beautiful sight. I hope you have a nice day, fine lad.

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Wunkey

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As one should. Please, have yourself an equally fine day!

#25

FNSaimcoach9

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nah ur him Wunkey.....keep that shit up king

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Wunkey

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No. I caused G2 to lose in fantastic fashion. I shall lower my head and grovel to all supporters of this organization.

#27

Clucker

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Can u touch 100T next?

Also ts and geng but u would prob improve them tbh, lakia for sure.

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t0t0_wolff

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Next meetup with eth0n pls, so bonkar can quit Americass and come eu