EDIT THANK YOU MODS WE LOVE YOUUU
aquaa018s_alterego [#5]cause i need me
TO GET THAT FORTNITE BATTLE PASSS :333
godsnitch [#6]cause i need need
what is ur opinion on lamps that only shine true north
Hello Laundry,
Here are my questions.
What is an interesting hobby you have that isn't related to a computer / screen?
What is a current in-person relationship you have that isn't at the point you want it at, and what do you want to do to improve it?
Are you at a point in your life you at comfortable with, if not, why?
Imagine you meet yourself from 5 years ago, what do you think you'd want to ask yourself? How would you respond?
revokeshoots [#9]Hello Laundry,
Here are my questions.
What is an interesting hobby you have that isn't related to a computer / screen?
What is a current in-person relationship you have that isn't at the point you want it at, and what do you want to do to improve it?
Are you at a point in your life you at comfortable with, if not, why?
Imagine you meet yourself from 5 years ago, what do you think you'd want to ask yourself? How would you respond?
I AM THE ONE WHO WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS
But okie here we go :3
NOW GIVE ME UR OPINION ON SHORT GIRAFFES
cloudberry [#10]Much appreciated, brother 🤍
When was the first time you used 🤍
holy npc behaviour. should take a few days break till matches start to get this cringe fest off my feed
Laundry [#11]I AM THE ONE WHO WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS
But okie here we go :3
- n/a 😭I like programming and I’m trying to get back into photography, but both are on screens 💀
- Pass :3
- Nope :3 haven’t slept in like 40 hours. But we getting better every day :3🫶
- I made a secret code with myself when I was 5 so if I ever learned to time travel I could use it to interact with my past self and 5 years ago me would start plan invent time travel and conquer the world (fr😭)
NOW GIVE ME UR OPINION ON SHORT GIRAFFES
very cute and awesome i love short giraffes
Laundry [#12]When was the first time you used 🤍
2½ years ago, don't remember for what exactly
godsnitch [#16]yes
When was the last time you thought about the Roman Empire
revokeshoots [#14]very cute and awesome i love short giraffes
Opinion on tall chihuahuas
cloudberry [#15]2½ years ago, don't remember for what exactly
When did u start saying happy existence anniversary
aquaa018s_alterego [#5]cause i need me
When was the last time you wore a hat
Laundry [#20]When was the last time you wore a hat
i wore a phillies hat when i went to a phillies game
(baseball team)
oness [#13]holy npc behaviour. should take a few days break till matches start to get this cringe fest off my feed
#killoness
Laundry [#17]When was the last time you thought about the Roman Empire
i thought about how the fall of the roman empire affected LeBron's legacy last week
Laundry [#24]When was the last time you jumped
Well if we're talking jumped with no purpose, like out of joy, probably 8 years ago
BabyWizard [#26]Well if we're talking jumped with no purpose, like out of joy, probably 8 years ago
What about the last time u jumped on purpose :3
Also here’s a hug 🤗🫂
Laundry [#28]What about the last time u jumped on purpose :3
Also here’s a hug 🤗🫂
Yesterday
TYSM🫂 :3
BabyWizard [#32]Yesterday
TYSM🫂 :3
Did u see m4’s initial prototype design for our business?
https://www.vlr.gg/537618/delighteds-20k-posts-celebration/#37
Laundry [#33]Did u see m4’s initial prototype design for our business?
https://www.vlr.gg/537618/delighteds-20k-posts-celebration/#37
I could do better
Laundry [#35]Can we see better :3
Im omw to a dentist appointment so maybe when Im back
BabyWizard [#36]Im omw to a dentist appointment so maybe when Im back
GOODLUCKK :D don’t lose all ur teeth
Why are teeth the only bones we have to clean
I_LOVE_LESS [#25]i thought about how the fall of the roman empire affected LeBron's legacy last week
Is it just me or are the baby dragon buddy rewards kinda ass
Laundry [#37]GOODLUCKK :D don’t lose all ur teeth
Why are teeth the only bones we have to clean
They're the only ones exposed to contact with the outside world -aka bacteria
BabyWizard [#39]They're the only ones exposed to contact with the outside world -aka bacteria
Is bacteria dirty
Laundry [#38]Is it just me or are the baby dragon buddy rewards kinda ass
i hate that stupid little fuck. worthless ass motherfucker
I_LOVE_LESS [#43]i hate that stupid little fuck. worthless ass motherfucker
BUT HES CUTEEEEEE
BabyWizard [#44]BUT HES CUTEEEEEE
i have the emote where he licks the screen but other than that he is dumb and i hate him
I_LOVE_LESS [#45]i have the emote where he licks the screen but other than that he is dumb and i hate him
Do you think the licking banner one is cute
BabyWizard [#46]Cause I painted them yellow
Does anyone ever call u baby (except 1243 ofc)
I_LOVE_LESS [#45]i have the emote where he licks the screen but other than that he is dumb and i hate him
Its not his fault🥺🥲
Laundry [#48]Does anyone ever call u baby (except 1243 ofc)
Who? Dont know that guy
Laundry [#19]When did u start saying happy existence anniversary
4 years ago
Laundry [#47]Do you think the licking banner one is cute
idk i've used the same banner since they came out
I_LOVE_LESS [#52]idk i've used the same banner since they came out
What deck should I run
Just started again and I’ve been running the same one since arena 5
Arena 18 rn (I just started okay 😭)
aquaa018s_alterego [#21]i wore a phillies hat when i went to a phillies game
(baseball team)
Are u fake flag
aquaa018s_alterego [#55]i am korean/filipino
i live in america
Middle favorite food?
Laundry [#56]Middle favorite food?
my top 3 is
so you could say orange chicken
aquaa018s_alterego [#57]my top 3 is
- steak
- orange chicken
- katsudon
so you could say orange chicken
No like if u ranked every food what would be in the exact middle
Laundry [#53]What deck should I run
Just started again and I’ve been running the same one since arena 5
Arena 18 rn (I just started okay 😭)
idk i play xbow/mortar so most people hate me
I_LOVE_LESS [#59]idk i play xbow/mortar so most people hate me
I don’t hate u 🫶
Laundry [#58]No like if u ranked every food what would be in the exact middle
probably sushi
i will eat it but i probably couldnt eat it every other day
aquaa018s_alterego [#61]probably sushi
i will eat it but i probably couldnt eat it every other day
Why do stop signs look like that
askrial [#63]are my qotd's actually that shit?
maybe answer ur qotd for today first :3
Opiniokbn on paintings that are just one color?
Laundry [#64]maybe answer ur qotd for today first :3
Opiniokbn on paintings that are just one color?
if its like different shades of the same colour and the artist knows what they are doing, it can be really good. but if the artist doesn't know what they're doing, or just one solid colour, its fucking awful and they should stop doing art.
what sports or esports do you follow?
askrial [#65]if its like different shades of the same colour and the artist knows what they are doing, it can be really good. but if the artist doesn't know what they're doing, or just one solid colour, its fucking awful and they should stop doing art.
what sports or esports do you follow?
That’s mean :( what if they’re trying to learn? And they don’t know what they’re doing YET, should they still give up? :3
I don’t follow any sports or esports
ANSWER UR QOTD TODAY >:3
Laundry [#66]That’s mean :( what if they’re trying to learn? And they don’t know what they’re doing YET, should they still give up? :3
I don’t follow any sports or esports
ANSWER UR QOTD TODAY >:3
_AshBorne_ [#27]Tbf most flags are just copies of each other
Yes, but they all represent something different. The French copied the Dutch when making their flag, but you wouldn't call yourself French and rep the Netherlands flag
askrial [#63]are my qotd's actually that shit?
No bro they're just teasing
askrial [#67]
- i mean if they can't pull something off, they should practice before attempting to do a full painting.
- i did
- what shoes do you wear most often?
aquaa018s_alterego [#70]idk
If u could be a bad and stupid stop sign or die, which one you picking
oness [#73]Reported for spam
That’s not one of the report options :3
Opinion on antibacterial soap?
Laundry [#75]That’s not one of the report options :3
Opinion on antibacterial soap?
soap good, kill bacteria, clean body ,me happy
oness [#76]soap good, kill bacteria, clean body ,me happy
Opinion on shaky door handles?
Laundry [#77]Opinion on shaky door handles?
opinion on
https://www.vlr.gg/auth/logout
oness [#78]opinion on
https://www.vlr.gg/auth/logout
Doesn’t work anymore :(
Sad that enigma patched it
Laundry [#72]If u could be a bad and stupid stop sign or die, which one you picking
Stupid stop sign as long as im not placed in montana
Laundry [#82]Canada flag or Seychelles flag
Obviously Canada. I am Canadian, after all
Design wise I think they're pretty even
cloudberry [#83]Obviously Canada. I am Canadian, after all
Design wise I think they're pretty even
New Syria flag or Seychelles flag
cloudberry [#68]Yes, but they all represent something different. The French copied the Dutch when making their flag, but you wouldn't call yourself French and rep the Netherlands flag
@mods ban this guy for using F-word
Laundry [#84]New Syria flag or Seychelles flag
Tough one. I'll go Seychelles
notapanda [#95]2
How many times would you estimate you’ve blinked in your life
shesh_ [#81]aayan would never say this
Aayan sold me flour and told me it was fent
Laundry [#96]How many times would you estimate you’ve blinked in your life
like 10b times idk
Laundry [#17]When was the last time you thought about the Roman Empire
i have a book i stole from my old high school about the roman empire :3
godsnitch [#100]i have a book i stole from my old high school about the roman empire :3
Have u read it :3
notapanda [#99]like 10b times idk
Wow that’s a lot, you should get that checked out
Laundry [#87]Monaco or indonesia
Monaco. The Indonesian red is too intense for my liking
KennyJones [#29]No one gives a fuck about syrian flag.
literally a whole linked thread of people who clearly care
who are you fooling
cloudberry [#106]Monaco. The Indonesian red is too intense for my liking
Monaco or poland
Laundry [#105]Wow that’s a lot, you should get that checked out
I did the math thats below average
Laundry [#53]What deck should I run
Just started again and I’ve been running the same one since arena 5
Arena 18 rn (I just started okay 😭)
2.6 hog cycle that shit is the truth, got me to 15k trophies and now playing ranked
notapanda [#109]I did the math thats below average
Most people blink about 14 to 17 times a minute. That comes out to 840 to 1,020 blinks every hour. If you sleep for 8 hours every night, that means you probably blink about 13,440 to 16,320 times a day while you’re awake.
According to cleavland clinic.
16,320 x 365 x 15 (or however old u are) = 89,352,000 which is 90 million. You said 10 billion, you gonna die
Laundry [#108]Monaco or poland
Monaco just cuz the 2:3 is nicer (what the heck is 5:8 Poland)
cloudberry [#112]Monaco just cuz the 2:3 is nicer (what the heck is 5:8 Poland)
@kfan @babywizard look at this Poland hater
Best African flag?
theres a chance I was tweaking and I thought 90,000,000 was 9b instead of 90m
I_LOVE_LESS [#59]idk i play xbow/mortar so most people hate me
keep yourself safe
Laundry [#113]@kfan @babywizard look at this Poland hater
Best African flag?
Either Seychelles or South Africa
cloudberry [#118]No clue honestly
Best flag of a country that doesn’t exist anymore?
aquaa018s_alterego [#80]Stupid stop sign as long as im not placed in montana
What about a cool stop sign with graffiti on it but you are in Montana
Laundry [#119]Best flag of a country that doesn’t exist anymore?
Here's a few:
Aayan [#125]i dont think ive seen it, send a photo
No ur just supposed to guess if he’s cute
Laundry [#120]What about a cool stop sign with graffiti on it but you are in Montana
No
aquaa018s_alterego [#130]nahh
i hate montana
What about just a regular person but you have to live and stay in Montana forever
Or you die
Laundry [#131]What about just a regular person but you have to live and stay in Montana forever
Or you die
ill do it
(assuming i am a high iq intelectual i will make the vr technology; except i swap minds and body with a person outside of montana. "I" will still be in montana but my mind will be else where)
aquaa018s_alterego [#132]ill do it
(assuming i am a high iq intelectual i will make the vr technology; except i swap minds and body with a person outside of montana. "I" will still be in montana but my mind will be else where)
assuming i am a high iq intelectual
You are still u, but just in Montana
Aayan [#138]Nothing.
nvm I completely misread your question (I don't understand it 😭)
Aayan [#139]nvm I completely misread your question (I don't understand it 😭)
Like if u ranked everything in britainland based on how much u liked it what would be in the exact middle? :D
simbhdri [#140]Hi Laundromat
Hi simbhdri!! :D
Do you wanna open a laundromat together? :)
what is your favorite piece of media? be it movie, anime, game or whatever and why
shesh_ [#81]aayan would never say this
What should the next vlr checkpoint be?
Laundry [#144]What should the next vlr checkpoint be?
i liked the earlier checkpoints where it was more interactive
like a question to answer relative to a mindset or action
i don't really have any ideas but maybe that's a place to start idk
we appreciate them regardless
Laundry [#103]Baby how many teeth did the dentist steal
None. In fact, he gave me an extra set (retainers)
BabyWizard [#146]None. In fact, he gave me an extra set (retainers)
Can I have them :3
Laundry [#149]Tabie how many legs should a table have? :3
Why Tabie?
6-7
Laundry [#141]Like if u ranked everything in britainland based on how much u liked it what would be in the exact middle? :D
honestly
i would say London as a whole
there are some rly cool parts but a lot of really ahh parts
also the people there are DEPRESSED
Aayan [#151]honestly
i would say London as a whole
there are some rly cool parts but a lot of really ahh parts
also the people there are DEPRESSED
Would you kill 1,000,000,000 jellyfish to save one human life
Laundry [#152]Would you kill 1,000,000,000 jellyfish to save one human life
would the jellyfishes feel pain
Laundry [#153]BabyTwizard & Baby -> Tabby -> Tabie
8th least favorite color?
black
Aayan [#155]would the jellyfishes feel pain
Do jellyfish normally feel pain
BabyWizard [#156]black
How many horses do you think it would take to beat a wizard
Laundry [#160]What’s the chapter about? :3
Women as slavery in the workplace.
Laundry [#164]What’s the difference between a firefly and firebug
firebugs are completely distinct from fireflies actually
firebug, scientifically known as Pyrrhocoris apterus belong to the common insect family whilst fireflies belong to the beetle family
i chose the name firebug because it sounded cool and also meant an arsonist/someone who is tantalized by fire
I chose it because I love fire not because im an arsonist!
Firebug [#165]firebugs are completely distinct from fireflies actually
firebug, scientifically known as Pyrrhocoris apterus belong to the common insect family whilst fireflies belong to the beetle family
i chose the name firebug because it sounded cool and also meant an arsonist/someone who is tantalized by fire
I chose it because I love fire not because im an arsonist!
Bro I love fire sm :3
So ur a pyromaniac?
Laundry [#166]Bro I love fire sm :3
So ur a pyromaniac?
i wouldnt say so, some would
Laundry [#158]How many horses do you think it would take to beat a wizard
Good morning twin :3
Depends on the power of the wizard
BabyWizard [#168]Good morning twin :3
Depends on the power of the wizard
Good morning twansie!!! How was ur sleep? :D
Uhh idk, let’s say a graduate wizarding student with a specialty in summoning baby horses but can still do the normal well known wizard stuff from their general education requirements
Laundry [#171]Good morning twansie!!! How was ur sleep? :D
Uhh idk, let’s say a graduate wizarding student with a specialty in summoning baby horses but can still do the normal well known wizard stuff from their general education requirements
Scrumptious :3
Im gonna say 1000
Laundry [#142]Hi simbhdri!! :D
Do you wanna open a laundromat together? :)
yes
Firebug [#175]lithium/copper
Do u perfer matches or lighters (the small ones not those easy big ones)
BabyWizard [#172]Scrumptious :3
Im gonna say 1000
How many horses would it take to beat you?
BabyWizard [#181]3
what if they were baby horses but the horses were also wizards but they also kinda suck at being a wizard
Laundry [#182]what if they were baby horses but the horses were also wizards but they also kinda suck at being a wizard
like 20?
CaxTonYT [#185]why do u even bother with these guys
Cuz I believe in our mods <3
BabyWizard [#183]like 20?
How many lives of bacteria do you think is equivalent to the ethical value of the life of one horse
Laundry [#187]How many lives of bacteria do you think is equivalent to the ethical value of the life of one horse
40 septilion if they are "good bacteria"
Laundry [#179]Are you n2nf
Wdym, sorry for the late reply laundry 😢
BabyWizard [#188]40 septilion if they are "good bacteria"
If you were a bacteria would you be a good bacteria?
Laundry [#190]If you were a bacteria would you be a good bacteria?
yes :3
Laundry [#192]How much yellow paint do you have
None. What your favourite book?
BabyWizard [#193]None. What your favourite book?
So how are you painting the ducks?
Sapiens, a brief history on human kind, hbu?
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan [#189]Wdym, sorry for the late reply laundry 😢
n2nf = Number 2 nAts fan like how n1lf = number 1 leviatan fan
dimmed [#196]n2nf = Number 2 nAts fan like how n1lf = number 1 leviatan fan
The fact that n1lf comes before n1cf in modern vlr is crazy
Laundry [#197]The fact that n1lf comes before n1cf in modern vlr is crazy
Sorry but n1cf fell off like cNed did
If they still haven't done it, it's 1 of 2 things.
Either they literally can't update the flag resource pack and they're stuck with the flags we have now
Or the mods have a personal grudge against Syria, in which case y'all are never getting the flag ever
GodAwfulLover [#199]If they still haven't done it, it's 1 of 2 things.
Either they literally can't update the flag resource pack and they're stuck with the flags we have now
Or the mods have a personal grudge against Syria, in which case y'all are never getting the flag ever
We’ve done it before like with Seychelles, the one I have rn :3
Laundry [#194]So how are you painting the ducks?
Sapiens, a brief history on human kind, hbu?
I ran out, thats why only some ducks are yellow
BabyWizard [#201]I ran out, thats why only some ducks are yellow
So are there gonna be no more yellow ducks?
Also what ur fav book :3
dimmed [#196]n2nf = Number 2 nAts fan like how n1lf = number 1 leviatan fan
My bad, I'm a bit tired, but yes, I am the 2nd biggest nats fan itw
Laundry [#202]So are there gonna be no more yellow ducks?
Also what ur fav book :3
Rn The Way of Kings
vindrew [#169]can we nuke every thread laundry makes please @mods
Do you like rocks
Aayan [#102]ts is disrespectful
i clear this guy
Would windows that are 100% clear have commercial viability
aquaa018s_alterego [#132]ill do it
(assuming i am a high iq intelectual i will make the vr technology; except i swap minds and body with a person outside of montana. "I" will still be in montana but my mind will be else where)
Would you be the entire state of Montana
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan [#203]My bad, I'm a bit tired, but yes, I am the 2nd biggest nats fan itw
What did you choose n2bf instead of n2nf for name
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan [#203]My bad, I'm a bit tired, but yes, I am the 2nd biggest nats fan itw
Is number one his wife
Laundry [#210]What did you choose n2bf instead of n2nf for name
Because it just sounds better imo
Laundry [#209]Would you be the entire state of Montana
What a great and mind-opening read this thread was, thank you
GengKaron [#216]What a great and mind-opening read this thread was, thank you
OMG HI GENG KARON
would you live in Montana if it was the only way for you to keep playing pro
Laundry [#206]Do you like rocks
They are pretty cool with different shapes so yes
cold or hot shower?
vindrew [#218]They are pretty cool with different shapes so yes
cold or hot shower?
Alr lemme put you on the tech:
Mornings - start it off very cold, fell a bit of it with like ur arm or ur back, then turn it up VERY slightly and it feels warm asf but it’s still a cold shower
Night - do hot, cold showers make it harder to sleep than warm showers
Pepper or pepper?
Laundry [#219]Alr lemme put you on the tech:
Mornings - start it off very cold, fell a bit of it with like ur arm or ur back, then turn it up VERY slightly and it feels warm asf but it’s still a cold shower
Night - do hot, cold showers make it harder to sleep than warm showersPepper or pepper?
pepper is def better than pepper altho the pepper family can argue that pepper is not better than better but personally pepper is the goat compared to pepper.
rockets or airplanes?
Laundry [#208]Would windows that are 100% clear have commercial viability
Yeah I think so
Maybe not everywhere but there would be some demand for it
Aayan [#221]Yeah I think so
Maybe not everywhere but there would be some demand for it
How would you market them
revokeshoots [#14]very cute and awesome i love short giraffes
WHAT IS UR OPINION ON TALL CHIUAUAS!!!!!
Laundry [#222]How would you market them
hmm
a corny ad with someone walking straight in to it without realising theres something there
Laundry [#224]WHAT IS UR OPINION ON TALL CHIUAUAS!!!!!
a bit unsettling but I still love them all the same
I pretty much own a tall chihuahua since one of my dogs is a mix and he is part chihuahua
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan [#214]Yes
if you could trade places with her, would you
Nats_2nd_biggest_fan [#215]Because it just sounds better imo
how does a fridge work
vindrew [#220]pepper is def better than pepper altho the pepper family can argue that pepper is not better than better but personally pepper is the goat compared to pepper.
rockets or airplanes?
would u die for pepper? like trade your life so that pepper can exist for all 8 billion other people
revokeshoots [#227]a bit unsettling but I still love them all the same
I pretty much own a tall chihuahua since one of my dogs is a mix and he is part chihuahua
so you think your dog is unsettling
Aayan [#226]hmm
a corny ad with someone walking straight in to it without realising theres something there
okay would you market it for like homes or militarry or as a gimmick or what
Whoever is handling this flag thing, you are doing a good job, probably an older mod coz the newer ones are all powertripping smartasses lmfao
Yo mods, if you have any self-respect, you won't listen to any of these demands, these guys think they are running things here, time to put them back to their place lmfao
Laundry [#231]so you think your dog is unsettling
thinking of him just as a chihuahua and taller, yes
thinking of him as he is (shih tzu, chihuahua, beagle mix) he's just... a creature
Laundry [#230]would u die for pepper? like trade your life so that pepper can exist for all 8 billion other people
No.
Laundry [#205]Opinion on dragons
i never tried one but im sure they are pretty crackable but they might blow fire while moaning when i get rough but i still think i can handle it
Pusakabo0 [#237]i never tried one but im sure they are pretty crackable but they might blow fire while moaning when i get rough but i still think i can handle it
:(
vindrew [#236]No.
what is the lowest level thing you would die for at a point where you would follow the utilitarian philosophy because of the extent of the utility exchanged
Laundry [#239]what is the lowest level thing you would die for at a point where you would follow the utilitarian philosophy because of the extent of the utility exchanged
idk i dont wanna die tho :(
vindrew [#240]idk i dont wanna die tho :(
i dont want u to die either <3
do you like constellations?
GodAwfulLover [#199]If they still haven't done it, it's 1 of 2 things.
Either they literally can't update the flag resource pack and they're stuck with the flags we have now
Or the mods have a personal grudge against Syria, in which case y'all are never getting the flag ever
I've already requested for Seychelles to be added (I had a dear friend from there who died and I wanted to honour him) and got it in under 4 days
Laundry [#241]i dont want u to die either <3
do you like constellations?
yea cygnus looks sick which one is ur fav one?
Laundry [#228]if you could trade places with her, would you
No, I must stay faithful, otherwise he just wouldn't be happy
Laundry [#229]how does a fridge work
It uses refrigerant liquid to cool the inside while using a radiator that radiates heat out to remove the heat from the inside