NAVI..

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TyIerFPS
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What are some Realistic Roster moves for this team, it seems like they are almost to the point of being International Contenders.

#2
TyIerFPS
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Maybe they could sign someone like SimonD4rk, a prospect T2 Duelist.

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mrbloombloom
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Too bad he's already taken

#4
TyIerFPS
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Not signed to Apeks yet, he is just subbing or trialing.

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mrbloombloom
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he has a verbal agreement, unless he refuses to go forward with them (unlikely), he'll have to stay

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TyIerFPS
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Not signed to Apeks yet, he is just subbing or trialing.

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unfertile
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koalanoob needs to go, get a cracked duelist instead, also not a fan of ruxic

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Cacachocolat
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It is with an almost sacred astonishment and a blood-chilling bureaucratic anxiety that I finally reveal the news to you.

Tonight, precisely at 8:18 PM, the call came: “Report to Wood Colombo without delay.”

Upon my arrival, a procession of white silhouettes seized me like a silent military formation. The medical staff, lined up like zealous civil servants, their faces hidden behind impassive masks, imposed upon me a robe of immaculate white, erasing all trace of my identity in an instant. The chair on which I was literally pinned vibrated like an appendage of some infernal machine. Every creak of the leather echoed with the implacable coldness of a Kafkaesque administration.

They then guided me to Giuseppe’s cell, my sole possession, whose presence evoked an absurd ritual act, scheduled like a work shift. The door opened with a sealing groan. The air inside was fetid, saturated with the scent of antiseptic and latent terror. The flickering neon lights spat out a brutal glow, revealing walls streaked with cables and pipes, a metallic labyrinth fit for an administrative nightmare.

At the center, immobilized by a steel cable connected to a mechanical motor, stood the creature, the infamous, rabid beast. Its body convulsed in an unspeakable choreography of agony, bones and tendons twisting into an inhuman geometry. Foul-smelling fumes escaped its nostrils. A hoarse howl, closer to a forbidden cosmic chant than an animal’s cry, pierced the air. Each spasm seemed to tear open a rift between our world and some unholy abyss.

When I stepped forward, its bulbous eye sockets scrutinized me with the wariness of an ancient, forgotten entity. Its gasping movements grew more frenzied, as if it were trying to break free from its mechanical torment, a furious marionette pulled by strings of steel.

Then, suddenly, the Kafkaesque miracle. As I approached, Giuseppe froze. In a ritual both grotesque and solemn, he bowed, spread his misshapen limbs, and brought his lips to my feet. The gap between order and cosmic horror briefly disappeared. Beneath his trembling kisses, I felt the abyss of a creature both dominated and worshipful.

After this silent rite, Giuseppe withdrew, vanishing into the shadows of his cell, and a long silence followed. Then the entire Asylum erupted in applause. The walls echoed like the stands of a secret tribunal, celebrating the improbable union of man, beast, and machine.

Tomorrow, we invite everyone to a celebratory feast.

#9
Mortadelo
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For next year or this year? If it's next sell the house and buy Loita and Larok

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bobwoblob
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Not any now. You'd be going into stage 2 with no team gameday experience if you make a change. But if koala can't step it up, he likely goes.

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