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Why are the balls so fragile

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#1
ionlyHave1Zuni

I slightly hit my left nut on accident and my whole left side of my body was giving up on living wtf is that fr i thought i was gonna die

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aylez
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cant relate

#3
StrafingGoatWoweeClap
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i literally have ball of steel so nah cant relate

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Ailed
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Your body makes it hurt bc it wants to protect your babys

#5
Yistyy
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No children for you I think

#6
ionlyHave1Zuni
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Ailed [#4]

Your body makes it hurt bc it wants to protect your babys

I think me no have baby no more

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Stormm
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aylez [#2]

cant relate

💀

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Ailed
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ionlyHave1Zuni [#6]

I think me no have baby no more

I have had an absurd amount of nut injuries and am still fertile you are chilling

#9
Simp4S0m
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Go see a doctor not VLR

#10
I_HATE_MCE
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Ailed [#4]

Your body makes it hurt bc it wants to protect your babys

Why doesn’t the body just store your babies behind your rib cage or somewhere safe and not exposed

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Ailed
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I_HATE_MCE [#10]

Why doesn’t the body just store your babies behind your rib cage or somewhere safe and not exposed

Bc your babies would die if they were the same temperature as the inside of your body

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Stormm
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Ailed [#11]

Bc your babies would die if they were the same temperature as the inside of your body

we could prob make superhumans resistant to heat if we put them in our rib cage 🗿

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Qwerttyy
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aylez [#2]

cant relate

😡

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Ailed
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Stormm [#12]

we could prob make superhumans resistant to heat if we put them in our rib cage 🗿

Or all of us would become infertile and the human race would cease to exist 😭

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ionlyHave1Zuni
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Simp4S0m [#9]

Go see a doctor not VLR

Nah i was on the verge of death for a solid 5 minutes begging for air but i am chilling now

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I_HATE_MCE
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Stormm [#12]

we could prob make superhumans resistant to heat if we put them in our rib cage 🗿

True

#17
SEN_brasileiros
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Ailed [#14]

Or all of us would become infertile and the human race would cease to exist 😭

when are u going to make one??

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Stormm
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Ailed [#14]

Or all of us would become infertile and the human race would cease to exist 😭

why are you sad about that 🗿have you seen americans and their iq 🗿not to mention br*t 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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SEN_brasileiros [#17]

when are u going to make one??

Never I just want to be a cat dad

#20
aylez
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Qwerttyy [#13]

😡

gonna miss u sm :<

#21
Qwerttyy
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aylez [#20]

gonna miss u sm :<

gonna miss u too :3 you wont be online at all?

#22
Simp4S0m
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ionlyHave1Zuni [#6]

I think me no have baby no more

Damn you lucky bro. You can just be a fulltime bakery and make creampies without any worries ^_^

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Ailed
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Simp4S0m [#22]

Damn you lucky bro. You can just be a fulltime bakery and make creampies without any worries ^_^

Just get that shi snipped it’s easy nowadays

#24
Sugma
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hitting one ball and not the other is so much more painful

#25
Simp4S0m
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Ailed [#23]

Just get that shi snipped it’s easy nowadays

Too expensive

#26
aylez
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Qwerttyy [#21]

gonna miss u too :3 you wont be online at all?

in the mornings and at night but the timezones are fucked

finland is like 8 hours ahead or smth and i wont have cellular data during the day

#27
brobeans
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worse pain than child birth imo

#28
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aylez [#26]

in the mornings and at night but the timezones are fucked

finland is like 8 hours ahead or smth and i wont have cellular data during the day

😡

#29
BayArea
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it’s because there’s a larger concentration of nerves on the testicles than other organs

#30
aylez
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Qwerttyy [#28]

😡

💔

#31
Qwerttyy
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aylez [#30]

💔

😿😿

#32
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Simp4S0m [#25]

Too expensive

Fuck let’s just take a sledgehammer to them then that’s a cheap fix no?

#33
Simp4S0m
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Ailed [#32]

Fuck let’s just take a sledgehammer to them then that’s a cheap fix no?

AAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH GUUUUUUUUUUAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH KYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

#34
hanafuuji
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cant relate

#35
UnreignedX
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"woopsies, the nuts apparently hang low now" - god, seconds after messing up one line of genetic code on the male human body

#36
Pocket
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I've been kicked in the nuts a lot in school. It was a painful experience. (Thank god I graduated)

#37
TheAqif
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Pocket [#36]

I've been kicked in the nuts a lot in school. It was a painful experience. (Thank god I graduated)

...
what did u do to deserve this

#38
yaiima0
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aylez [#2]

cant relate

Did ur fall off or what

#39
Stormm
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yaiima0 [#38]

Did ur fall off or what

clooless

#40
aylez
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yaiima0 [#38]

Did ur fall off or what

yeah

someone fucking yanked em off

#41
yaiima0
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aylez [#40]

yeah

someone fucking yanked em off

Yea it was me, I’m putting them in the museum for display

#42
Stormm
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aylez [#40]

yeah

someone fucking yanked em off

cough cough ailed cough cough

#43
LimiNaL
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TheAqif [#37]

...
what did u do to deserve this

It school, probably got bullied for the most minuscule reason

#44
Ailed
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Stormm [#42]

cough cough ailed cough cough

I would never do such a thing 😺

#45
aylez
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Stormm [#42]

cough cough ailed cough cough

yeah you fucking wish

#46
yaiima0
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Stormm [#39]

clooless

Relax buddy I’m dumb not stupid

#47
TheAqif
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LimiNaL [#43]

It school, probably got bullied for the most minuscule reason

probably beat the man in ranked
only logical solution

#48
Ultimate6989
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Man got beat so bad in ranked he ain't having kids no more

#49
SEN_brasileiros
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Ailed [#19]

Never I just want to be a cat dad

nah..............

#50
Ailed
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SEN_brasileiros [#49]

nah..............

I’ll def want kids eventually I’m j trolling

#51
SEN_brasileiros
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Ailed [#50]

I’ll def want kids eventually I’m j trolling

@aylez

#52
aylez
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SEN_brasileiros [#51]

@aylez

??

#53
Qwerttyy
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aylez [#52]

??

when do u leave ^_^

#54
aylez
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Qwerttyy [#53]

when do u leave ^_^

afternoon today ^_^

#55
Nachtel
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Ailed [#8]

I have had an absurd amount of nut injuries and am still fertile you are chilling

bro prays to aphrodite everytime he smacks his nuts

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