i just wish we were in the timeline where twisten joined GUILD as a sub for LCQ. i think that team would have made top 4 at champs 2022 easily.
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i just wish we were in the timeline where twisten joined GUILD as a sub for LCQ. i think that team would have made top 4 at champs 2022 easily.
Ahhh I say this all the time! I don't care what other people think, that's the best core trio of players in the world. They were a very good team with so much potential ruined by a thrower. So disappointing especially because the team went their separate ways after franchising. I still hope that one day that team can be reunited with an actual good 4th and 5th player.
More maps and 14 new characters coming this month I'm pretty sure.
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA you didnt even get 30 omfg thats so embarrassing.
??? I'm not here 24/7. Your post ratio is higher than mine newgen. And why do you insult like a bitch?
Nah the most humble is kicks because he knows he's the worst on the roster.
Sayf is a top 3 duelist in EMEA. He's also a top 10 flex in emea on any role if he has to flex. He's been playing all sorts of agents since 2021. If he was being stubborn, he would have played duelist from the very beginning of 2024 before runner flopped and flopped on duelist.
Even your insults are as weak as wet paper. Can you stop? I'm getting second hand embarrassment.
Idk why you newgen garbage have become so vocal on vlr.gg. you didn't know 2023 me. My takes were as good as mortadelos
Ok. I didn't go into detail specifically because I don't want to talk about my struggles or problems in life, but that plays a huge role in why I feel left out. My point is I haven't met anyone that had the upbringing that I have had who made it as far as I have. I am very grateful for what I have been blessed with and my innate talents, but I find myself isolated, not because of where I'm from but that also plays a role in it. I wouldn't say I belong from either of my parents' home countries and have no patriotic feelings to any country I am associated with. It's difficult to explain without oversharing, so I'm just going to stop here. It's probably still a minor problem and others probably have it worse, but all I will say is that it hurts more when you see everyone around you have things that they take for granted when you don't have any of it yourself, and they don't appreciate it. Their perspectives tend to be so different from mine that it isolates me from them. I've overshared again like I always do, so I'm going to stop here before I yap my whole life on an online forum.
Ouch, sucks to see hyunmin at the bottom of these lists but drx is no longer exactly known for having a good duelist anymore.
dort in the big 2025 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮. We should have left you in 2024.
Hackers don't stay hardstuck iron for long.
Don't get mad, I'm only telling the truth. Yoru mains are normally pretty stupid with their util unless they are radiant.
Not true. I actually have good takes. And I've been on this site longer than you have been alive.
My father is Arab and mother is Indian. I was born and raised in the UK, but I constantly feel split between multiple worlds. I don't belong to one place and i dont mean to sound snotty, but i have never met someone who is like me apart from my older brother. It's like pulling a string from multiple ends. Hence, I just keep my flag as British. I'm a lot more, but at the same time, a lot less than just a British flag in real life.
Your replies tell me everything. Keep seething, I'm over it lol.
Holy cope. Flashback truly diffed both mako and buzz in the short time he played on drx for in 2023. You are clearly looking at drx with a negative bias.
I never said they were made with another role in mind. I'm saying that the agents with pseudo roles that work tend to be in the meta. I didn't comment at all on how the agents are created, only the current state of the agents.
🥱😴, you're still so bitter. At least I can let the rage in my heart out without beating around the bush.
Freeing as an initiator is severely underrated. And if you are saying karon is equal worse to mako, then flashback is equal worse to meteor.
I'm speaking to all yoru mains. When players like me who have half a brain when they play valorant go against you, it becomes painfully obvious that you are predictable af. You're not him. You will die to me if you solo push my site.
Nah, imma do my own thing. At least I chose to call myself trash. Everyone else here lets other people call them trash. Have a wonderful day, and I hope to never hear from you again.
Not ethnically British and besides, nothing wrong with being British anyways.
That's fine. I was channeling all my negative energy on to this site for the past few days. This thread should end here now.
I'm not just any br*tish guy, I am the most based person on this website. Also I'm not ethnically British, thank God.
Your new nickname is hynix the hypocrite. There's no way you're telling me to self reflect when your body has never seen the figurative mirror of self reflection smh. The hypocrisy is repulsive.
Ok so you're just horny then, ok. I'm glad we established that. Now we can downfrag you and move on.
Isn't it boring being a washed up terrible baiter in 2025? I would just kms at that point because my life's purpose would be over if I were you. Because obviously your presence on this website is your life's work.
This was me from the ages of 11 to 18 😠. No one believed me when I told them I waste my time until they actually saw how often I played video games in secondary school and sixth form (middle/high school for those who aren't from the UK)
Not the fraud z12 talking 😂😂. You are an actual embarrassment to your entire bloodline.
I despise you. Please delete your account.
What being Canadian does to a vlr user 🤣🤣🤣. Point and laugh everyone, this guy really thought he cooked with that weak ass insult.
WHAT? Don't compare me to actual trash! I have almost 10k posts. If anything, hynix would be MY alt account. But he's obviously not. And look at my post history, I actually used to be reasonable and had only the best takes. I still do but now I am chasing vlr fame. And the only way to do that is by outrageously baiting or posting 50 times a day. I was crashing out on the day I made this post, and now I am back to my normal, stable, sane self. But you are a disgusting asshole for comparing me to that garbage dump of a user.
Just watch and find out. It's more fun when you watch and figure things out. Team rankings normally reset at the beginning of every year. And the casters do a good job at talking about the teams and how they compare and stand in the regions.
YESS MY GOATS SAYF AND TREXX IN S TIER EHERE THEY RIGHTFULLY BELONG. I LOVE THAT
Before vlr.gg, I used to lurk reddit for a long time. I came across a couple of these there. They are hilarious and mildly disturbing
This is from 5 years ago on reddit. There's also a really wild copy pasta a bit like this on dolphins.
There are various ways a dolphin has of showing that she or he is interested in sex. Males are probably the easiest to detect. They will swim around, sporting an erection (anywhere between 10 to 14 inches long for a Bottle-nose), and will have no bones about swimming up to you and placing their member within reach of your hand. If you are in the water, they may rub it along any part of your body, or wrap it around your wrist or ankle. (Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.) Their belly will also be pinkish in colour, which also denotes sexual excitement.
Females can be a little harder. The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.
Each dolphins way of expressing sexual readiness varies, so the longer you know the dolphin, the better you will detect when they are sexually active. When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough...) WARNING! You should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can cum as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other.
Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship. Well, the females are again a little trickier. There are two courses of action with a female fin: Masturbation, or mating.
Masturbation: Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited.
Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation. Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body.
There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time. One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a dolphin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
Hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is actually not the most compatible Pokémon for humans? This is a common and understandable misconception, however Vaporeon has it's human on Pokémon breedability outclassed by it's cousin evolution, Umbreon. Umbreon weights approximately 60 pounds, or around 27 kilograms, and is 3'3" tall (About a meter), making it not only large enough to appropriately handle human genitalia, but also light enough to easily be lifted, and promptly set back down repeatedly. It's relatively small size would also prove a tight entry, which is always a good thing. Umbreon also boasts an extremely impressive defensive stat spread. With it's combination of very high HP, Defense, and Special Defense stats, it can take a great pounding and come back for more! It's ability, Inner Focus, allows it to keep slamming attentively, without getting fatigued. Umbreon also has access to the ability Synchronize, which allows it to share it's current status with you, meaning you will receive all of the pleasure it feels COMBINED with all the pleasure you're getting from pounding this perfect breedable Pokémon. Umbreon also has the capability of seeing perfectly in pitch-black darkness, allowing it to effectively attend a midnight fornication session. Even if you do manage to drain Umbreon's energy with all the furious thrusts, it can recover very quickly with its access to the move Moonlight. Its black fur is also a giant positive attribute, allowing all the excretions you make to be easily seen all over its body. A great fun fact, Umbreon can excrete toxins in its sweat, which would in turn soak into your member and swell it up, making it even more sizable and sensitive. This would not only enhance the experience for you, but for your Umbreon as well (Which with Synchronize, ends up pleasing you exponentially more). Umbreon's wide movepool also supports the hypothesis that Umbreon is the best Pokémon to breed with. It can learn Payback, which doubles in power after the Pokémon is hit, meaning Umbreon with throw it back twice as hard as normally if you're hitting it good. Umbreon can also learn Guard Swap; it could give YOU its insane durability, and go crazy on you all night with your now massive endurance. Speaking of endurance, Umbreon also has access to Endure, making it practically immune to fatigue, it will always have energy left over. Charm is also within Umbreon's movepool, letting it be extremely seductive towards you, easily getting you in the mood. Umbreon can also use Taunt, in turn making you ONLY able to to attacking moves such as Slam, Pound, etc; none of that foreplay shit, right into the action. It also has access to Sleep Talk, giving it the ability to not only give consent in its sleep, allowing access to any of its ports and any time, but also move in it's sleep, making it an effective 24/7 fuckmate. Umbreon still has even more great moves that good to have while smashing, such as Quick Attack, allowing swift slams and bounces, which can have even greater power if Umbreon uses Curse beforehand. Curse would also raise Umbreon's defense, making it able to take powerful thrusting for almost any duration. Looking back, Umbreon's slightly small size ensures a gorilla grip cavity and easy physical manipulation. Its ungodly bulk allows it to take poundings for hours on end and resume after recovering with moonlight (Which works even better when it's sunny). It's access to the abilities Inner Focus and Synchronize allow it to unwaveringly throw it back and add all of its pleasure onto yours, effectively making it twice as amazing as any other Pokémon, or even FOUR TIMES, factoring in the doubled power of payback of course. All of this information in combination with its extremely useful movepool in the world of intercourse makes Umbreon the Pokémon most qualified to breed with humans; able to take dick of any shape, any size, in any position easily for extensive periods of time, while having the ability to return for even more mere seconds later.
No, this popped up on reddit as a copy pasta around 5 years ago, maybe even earlier than that. It's hilarious. There's also an umbreon variation and another pokemon similar to them two. Let me see if I can find it
Wtf? You have a gambling problem. Stop betting.
Well the agents that are bad at their secondary role often aren't picked in pro play. Reyna being a pseudo flash initiator doesn't mean that she's good at her secondary role? And when this doesn't apply, it's because the util an agent provides is too valuable not to use. Jett isn't a good pseudo controller but her dash is the best movement ability in the game by far. Similarly, sova dart is so valuable that sova doesn't need a secondary role.
vegetables contain essential micronutrients that are very very hard to obtain from other foods. some vegetables also contain essential amino acids that the human body simply cannot synthesise on its own. amino acids are the building blocks for all the proteins in our body, and without these essential amino acids, you can get very serious diseases. EAT YOUR VEGETABLES!!!!!
Everyone thinks I'm super productive and an academic weapon but I just procrastinate constantly
Yeah sorry I don't really remember the details of it because I was so young. It happened due to a severe asthma attack I had back then. I still don't really appreciate the gravity of the situation. My parents were infinitely more stressed about it than I was. According to them, I was quite calm and tranquil before it happened which was so confusing, and I got really lucky because the doctors moved me from the ward to the intensive care unit just before it happened. If they didn't, I would have come out of that with at least some brain damage, if it didn't kill me. It seems so surreal. I talk about it like it happened to someone else because I still can't fathom that I went through that. Anyways, it's an interesting story that I can use as an icebreaker if I need to. Other than my health conditions, I'm a very boring person 😅
To answer your questions about my childhood; after my asthma attack, I can remember hundreds of memories between the ages of 4 and 10. However, I can only remember around 10 or 15 individual specific memories from ages 4 and below. Ik most people don't tend to remember ages 1-3 anyways, but it's still so strange that from the moment after I woke up, I can recall so many memories but almost none from before. Idk though, it might just be coincidence. But yeah my long term memory is very strong, as many people around me irl have confirmed over and over again. It's so good that I often find myself correcting my parents and older brother about things that happened when I was younger, and I constantly reminisce about times where certain experiences I gave had when I was older have reminded me of things that happened when i was much younger from like a decade ago.
If you didn't have as many posts as you did, I would have thought that you are an LenbabyL alt account. Why are you dickriding him so hard?
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