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I suspect the average round difference in Champions group stage so far is much lower than in Berlin. I think this because the tournament has been outlandishly competitive so far.

If there are any stats nerds on here who know how to calculate this stat fast, please help me verify this.

posted about 3 years ago

I made a post where I said SEA and LATAM teams did not perform. I was an idiot.

#SEAPRIDE

posted about 3 years ago

bump because predicted

posted about 3 years ago

As for JP - it looks like Zeta is assembling an all-Japanese superteam. I think the play for Japan as a region is to pick up younger, newer players whose first FPS is Valorant. Japan should have an abundance of these players as a result of the popularity of the game in the region.

They need to stop importing Korean players if they cannot speak Japanese, but this seems difficult as it works as an easy method for organizations to stay ahead domestically.

posted about 3 years ago

One does not "post" a shitpost. One "shits" a shitpost.

Indeed, I did shart out this post

posted about 3 years ago

This is a shitpost
A what post?
A shitpost. One that comes out of your ass. One that you flush down the toilet. One that you pay no attention to.

posted about 3 years ago

My bad for missing Ethan. I've added to the original post. Thanks for pointing out my mistake!

posted about 3 years ago

Diagnosed using state-of-the-art medical technology installed only at the 100T compound, made possible by hoodie sales.

posted about 3 years ago

Because their horrific work environment forces now senior citizen world war veterans (example: Hiko) into working long hours and getting publicly humiliated in front of hundreds of thousands of people.

posted about 3 years ago

There's no other sensible reason. Weird fetish, but I suppose that's out of his control.

posted about 3 years ago

Why do people like 100T? The only charismatic player on that roster is Asuna, who is also a weeb and therefore commits war crimes. Hiko is set to die of old age within half a year (at best). Nitr0 is going back to CS because he likes anal sex courtesy of Europe. Steel got relegated to T1 for scoring a 3 on his IQ test. Boi is literally an analyst. Why do people like 100T? Please enlighten me.

Even TSM has more charisma, like Subrossi, India's best player.

Update: It has come to my attention that I have forgotten Ethan. But, can you blame me? 100T Edward is the most forgettable player. Can you remember a single 100T Evan play?

posted about 3 years ago

Yes

posted about 3 years ago

Even when Japan loses, Japan wins. #SushiBoyVictoryRoyale

posted about 3 years ago

Sushi boys will beat Envy esport. Sussy boy Crow will use all power energy to shoot idiot envy player like yay in head. because RiTO will nerf jett hand before match, jett cannot hold operator bnecause she weak ass bich. thn, marved will get arrest by ESIC for stealing TenZ gf . LetsGO Rich Yard Louis!!! Finally, best THAI pride PLAYER Peter Pan will fuck 3 player team Enby Esport in asshole with help of foxy ad Sussy. Sussy boys' player sussy will knife Enby player and win match

NV Victoria Secret will chok, trust ME! #SEAPRIDE #SussyBoysWIN !!!

posted about 3 years ago

Borkum bork Brazil sadge

posted about 3 years ago

#BORKEDUP #BORKEDON #BORKEDIN

posted about 3 years ago

sinatraa into my asshole (no consent!!!) (twitlonger written!!!)

posted about 3 years ago

One perfect pick'em remains.

The predictions for the remaining matches from his pick'em:
Envy beat X10
Vikings beat Secret

VLR's last hope

EDIT:
Link to Lioneski's pick'em https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/868bbb48

posted about 3 years ago

my bad, lmfao

posted about 3 years ago

My guess was 845,674 from the other post.

EDIT: Sen vs KRU, not Furia.

posted about 3 years ago

Here you can see a desperate coping Brazilian fan attempting to cover up the genuine greatest comeback (Gambit vs Vikings) this tournament.

posted about 3 years ago

actually, the Sen upset against KRU makes it even better than the LCQ.

posted about 3 years ago

I think, after the last three series, it is comparable.

posted about 3 years ago

AYAYA

(it focused mostly on Apex, but mentioned Valorant in passing)

posted about 3 years ago

It ended later than 7:00 AM in Japan, lmfao. Somehow, there were still like 50k japanese viewers. It's incredible how much that region likes Valorant.

posted about 3 years ago

ty frockfrog. Now I know why Hiko is so old. My new question is:

Why is Hiko so bad?

posted about 3 years ago

🟫

posted about 3 years ago

Sacy
Doma
Link
Yay
Shanks

posted about 3 years ago

Higher than I'd expect, but still possible.

posted about 3 years ago

I agree that this tournament is ridiculous. Almost every match was fun to watch, even when it's a stomp sometimes.

posted about 3 years ago

Predict the exact number! That's the point of this post

posted about 3 years ago

mobile games have a magnitude larger audience and player base, and they've had it for years now. It's pretty natural that they would then get the most viewers, especially after mobile esports took off with player unknowns, and mobile legends.

posted about 3 years ago

I think they fucked the API with the new update, it updates late. That and it doesn't account for those who start co-streams late. Happened with Sen v Furia too, said 728k at the start but it is now 766k.

I hope nobody unironically cares about viewership, this is just for fun. It's nice to have validation, too.

posted about 3 years ago

Since escharts is currently out of date, predict the exact real peak view number (FOR SEN vs KRU) that will appear when it is updated in the coming hours:

I think it's 845,674.

EDIT: If anyone actually predicts the number right I will switch my flair to TSM and flag to the Virgin Islands

posted about 3 years ago

Yes, I can see that. But why does that make him so old?

posted about 3 years ago

I suppose it's an unsolved question. How mysterious.

posted about 3 years ago

i know that he is old. I'm asking why

posted about 3 years ago

Serious question: why is he so old?

posted about 3 years ago

how much would you have won, if Sen won it?

posted about 3 years ago

PepeLaugh ellos no saben

posted about 3 years ago

Red Bull is a big sponsor

posted about 3 years ago

VLR.gg boasts the greatest North Korean population of every social media website. True diversity has no borders

posted about 3 years ago

I was asking someone to make a real twitter account for the turret.

posted about 3 years ago

To be fair, I think that makes sense. No competitor would ever want to play in this kind of environment. However, it just falls on deaf ears after the ruckus they instigated.

posted about 3 years ago

Vivo Keydn't

posted about 3 years ago

NOT A FAN OF SENTINELS, BUT
#ZOMBSNATION>BRONZIL

220 million people rolled by turret KEKW

posted about 3 years ago

LMFAOO someone actually needs to make a shitpost twitter account for the turret

posted about 3 years ago

kkkkkkk

posted about 3 years ago

learn to use death threat no jutsu

100%* success rate!

*only applicable in rounds where you've already cheated

posted about 3 years ago
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