Vivo Keydn't
| Flag: | International |
| Registered: | September 5, 2021 |
| Last post: | June 1, 2024 at 6:26 AM |
| Posts: | 5536 |
NOT A FAN OF SENTINELS, BUT
#ZOMBSNATION>BRONZIL
220 million people rolled by turret KEKW
LMFAOO someone actually needs to make a shitpost twitter account for the turret
learn to use death threat no jutsu
100%* success rate!
*only applicable in rounds where you've already cheated
Update: After seeing the horrendous performance continue in Map 2, Richard Lewis has decided to accept the bribe and abandon Vivo Keyd
jHOW are you so bad
Yours Lovingly
queueK
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title is all that is needed.
@Brazil cringe + ratio + shit region
I've never been this interested in a group stage. From the incredible skill displayed in unexpectedly great matchups: Fnatic vs VS, C9 vs VS, and Liquid vs Sen to name a few.
To the absolute shitshow motivating me to watch the minor regions - #justiceforkeyd. What I didn't expect is genuinely good play from these minor regions. Even Brazil, despite being mald inducing on social media, showed great Valorant play. The initial Keyd vs Acend upset was fantastic, although sadly tainted by the actions of their fans. Secret's great play against Gambit, and X10's current game against Keyd is amazing.
Already, it's been amazing. I can only imagine how it will be in the playoff stage. And, possibly a Worlds-esque opening ceremony for the final!?
X10 hasn't even unleashed their full potential. BR7Z1L got rolled by their C team, for fucks sake.
You, and I cannot even comprehend how good the main team (X10A) are.
least coping Brazil fan
Reports have come in that the Brunein oligarchs behind the Crit organization, which recently merged with X10, have actually attempted to bribe Vivo Keyd. The asked for them to lose close matches, 13-11 and 13-11. The amount offered numbers in the millions, in USD. The transaction was to take place through the trade of #justiceforkeyd NFTs, and therefore remain untraceable. It was the perfect scam.
However, they couldn't possibly have predicted that Vivo Keyd would lose not 13-11, but 13-6. As a result of their atrocious performance, Richard Lewis and his gremlins uncovered this scandal and are currently working on a report. It should be released next month. Just like the other ESIC report, which has been delayed more than Cypberpunk 2077.
Post explanation: every user who replies to this post unironically will forever be outed as a HLTV user. In other words, a supporter of pedophilia, active enjoyer of necrophilia, and ejaculates to autozoophillia on the daily.
Netero has created this post to cleanse the VLR forums of the toxic waste hidden within.
As co-CEO of
@VivoKeyd esports and Brazilian I truly would like to see this kind of behavior be punished accordingly. It can not happen! Esports is about respect, passion, love. Disrepect 220 million people, a lot of them living in poverty is unaceptable.
so true! Forsaken should get unbanned while we're at it. Just need to send a death threat here, a death threat there.
no, it's because he spent all the energy going fucking nuclear on twitter
sadge that he is leaving to OW. hopefully it implodes sooner than expected and he comes back
can't believe they got robbed out of masters 3, berlin. Can't believe it was for the same glitch Vivo Keyd used. Can't believe they didn't get a rematch
Can't believe they are currently slapping the shit out of Vivo Keyd
report x10 for fucking Vivo Keyd in the ass, without consent
my boy TenZ really got a negative score on a test where it's impossible to lose points. Actually, it might be because he is -1 years old.
testosterone overdose - literally at risk of death from being a googolchad
I'm afraid to type something, and they think I'm threatening someone to death
from another thread
both have 20, or combined they have 20?
Fortunately, Zombs' ballsack is so massive it's currently being studied by hundreds of scientists worldwide for being a medical anomaly.
Predict the IQ of every pro player! I'll start:
Boaster - 130
Deffo - at least 2
2022 = 2020 2
TSM comeback confirmed
G2 delete EMEA
Another VS 100 winstreak
Damn, really? My condolences to your and your family. I'm sure you can power through these tough times.
That is my haiku
Except it is in reverse
Stop stealing my stuff
Use 5-7-5.
This is for haikus only
Please heed this advice
I heckin' love TenZ
His aim is extremely crisp.
TSM play when?
save the prickposting for shitpost threads, this is genuinely interesting stuff.
I know, but so many people are tweeting about it. I thought more people would at least check the game to see who was winning because of this.
ngl I want to see the classic Liquid vs Fnatic matchup on the other side of the bracket to Sen, so Sen vs Liquid is also a good final.
how the fuck is there so much participation on Brazilian twitter but only like 50k people watching the game!!!
no se como hablar en esponol solo aprende algunas palabras
cringe + ratio + stop using your mothers amputated foot as a buttplug
Sen vs Fnatic in the finals.
Vivo Keyd vs Liquid sometime in the playoffs
Gambit vs VS rematch sometime (not quarters again pls)
bump because i still don't know the answer
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