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Which 10 orgs would you pick for each region? Personally I'd go
EMEA
FNC
NAVI
Vitality
Heretics
Liquid
MOUZ
Eternal Fire
Team Spirit
Karmine Corp
Virtus.pro
Americas
SEN
Complexity
G2
OpTic
100T
9z
KRU
Loud
w7m
Furia
Pacific
PRX
DRX
Secret
Talon
Gen.G
T1
Zeta
SCARZ
Invictus
FlyQuest (with an OCE roster)
China
EDG
BLG
Trace
FPX
Weibo
Rare Atom
TYLOO
Wolves
TEC
LNG Esports
Isn't the rumoured roster cortezia, nzr, artzin, xenom and aspas?
Ur just rage baiting for no reason
Nice try lil bro, we all know you're Brazilian
G2 - Arguably the most consistent NA squad in 2024, their weakest player who was largely just a job doer duelist who was there to get baited has been replaced with arguably the best entry player in Valorant atm
SEN - bang is about as good a replacement as any for TenZ and N4RRATE is a big upgrade over Sacy. Zellsis, N4RRATE and zekken all on the same team means the squad has insane flexibility and Zellsis is really the only player not known for his fragging
NRG - A mix of 2 incredibly young players as the star fraggers, s0m who has been a consistent performer for 2 years and then 2 of the most experienced players in all of NA, including an undisputed top 2 IGL of all time in Valorant. Minus points for all their fans being insufferable retard sex offenders tho
MIBR - Call me crazy but NZR is a very good IGL and can frag consistently + they have the coach of 2023 Loud, aspas is aspas, then they have the best player from MIBR last year and 2 incredibly talented young Brazilian players
100T - Honestly I think Zander is a bit of a downgrade from bang but they still have Boostio, who is up there with FNS in terms of IGL'ing as well as eeiu, the best initiator in Americas, and Cryo who has an insane ceiling in terms of his fragging if set up correctly
LEV - Have an insane amount of talent, naTank can definitely make up for Demon1's weaknesses and be the main entry, allowing him to just take over games from the back. tex and kiNgg are both insanely talented and c0m has great util usage. Not too sure about the team's calling compared to the top teams in Americas but their firepower is so ridiculously high that they're number 6 purely because of that
2G - I honestly have super high stocks in them. I think Zap is a great caller and probably the best vibes guy/emotional leader in Americas, and he's surrounded by cracked Brazilian aimers who have entirely bought into his and the coaches system. I could honestly see them being even higher than this.
EG - supamen and Derrek are both great players. NaturE is very clutch. Sym and yay are 2 massive question marks imo. We still haven't really seen yay outside of nightmare jail teams since 2022 and sym didn't really seem like he was keeping up with the other duelists at Ascension. They definitely have potential to be world class though, and I wouldn't be shocked if they were higher than this.
KRU - They fumbled signing Saadhak and I honestly think that really hurt the team's chances for next season after they kicked heat. They don't have any bad players though and I think adverso is a fine caller, plus Atom is a great coach. They're still making Champs regardless
C9 - Idk who the fuck v1c is but immi is the middest coach of all time and I don't think OXY and Rossy are good enough to carry the team to any substantial success
Loud - Loud as we know it is pretty much dead, and while dgzin is exciting v1nny really isn't a proven caller, meanwhile the coaching staff didn't seem great from what we saw of Loud last year. cauanzin and pANcada are still elite though
Furia - Could go higher since mwzera didn't build a circle of yes men to tongue fuck his asshole this time around but I still don't have any faith in this roster. heat is sick tho
C9 is WAY too high and NRG and 2G are way too low
Play volley ball 4head
Nah he is playing until the age of 97
It is literally listed as a beach ball
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I'm thinking Sova and then Yoru in place of a flash initiator, either Jett or Neon, Killjoy and Astra
Azzelastia calling other people annoying is crazy icl
Tbf Zellsis' best performances have been on Killjoy, maybe he turns out to be cracked on senti
johnqt been playing initiator in off season events so I assume Zellsis is moving to sentinel
How does brother play the least populated role in NA and still not get any offers for T1? Leaf and potentially yay if he gets back in form are like the only world class sentinel players in NA and brother still somehow didn't impress enough to get a spot over mfs like moose and Zellsis
neT might be cooked, if he runs it back his ass ain't even getting back to an Ascension tournament
Bit of a mix of the 2. Only being able to play Neon and no one else is a big problem. Having Sage, Deadlock, Phoenix, Reyna, Iso and Harbour as your agent pool is also a massive problem
Which players have the most scuffed agent pools?
Xeppaa is a pretty big candidate imo, Skye, arguably the worst initiator at the moment, is the only agent he really plays to a tier 1 level
Jinggg is another big culprit, who really only plays Raze and Neon, though it seems like he's learning sentinel for this season so that may change soon
TenZ had an absolutely tapped agent pool, Omen was honestly the only agent where his util usage looked elite. People will say his Kay/o was insane as well but his Kay/o util honestly looked pretty mid, he just played really aggressive and clicked heads
Who else?
https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/5cd1c53a
Every single GC trophy will be won by G2 or SR for a solid 4 more years GC is a 2 team scene
100T: From Bang to Zander (1) - downgrade
C9: From Vanity to V1c (2) - idk
From Runi to Rossy (3) - upgrade
EG: From Jawgemo to Sym (4) - downgrade
From Apoth to Yay (5) - upgrade
FURIA: From Nzr to Heat (6) - upgrade
From Xand to Raafa (7) - upgrade
G2: From Icy to Jawgemo (8) - upgrade
KRU: From Melser to Mazino (9) - upgrade
From Heat to Adverso (10) - downgrade
LEV: From Aspas to Demon1 (11) - downgrade
From Mazino to Natank (12) - idk
LOUD: From Saadhak to V1nny (13) - downgrade
From Less to Dgzin (14) - downgrade
NRG: From Demon1 to Mada (15) - upgrade
From Crashies to Verno (16) - upgrade
SEN: From TenZ to Bang (17) - idk
From Sacy to N4RRATE (18) - upgrade
I would honestly rather every player be a screeching Reyna one trick who hasn't played a game on their peak diamond main in 3 years and just makes fresh accounts to play in iron lobbies so they can spam ez and stave off the feeling that they haven't improved at the game in years despite dedicating a majority of their time to it each day than have a single Sage main on my team
I'm gonna start crashing out if I see one more fucking useless brainlet lock this dogshit agent in my games and proceed to drop 2 kills in an octuple OT game because they couldn't possibly fathom the most basic fucking tac FPS ideas like space and angles and think because they fucking sit there with their thumb up their arse and occasionally take a brake from trying to eat the keys on their keyboards to heal me for 17 health that they're engaging in the pinnacle of supportive team coordination and are thus immune from even the lightest suggestion of using their fucking brains and not knife out crouch peaking long 2 milliseconds into the round.
And it's always after I lock fucking Cypher or Killjoy as well, these useless fucking lobotomites genuinely could not bring the singular cell that makes up their biology to even attempt to understand the idea of a team comp and think they're entitled to lock Sage every fucking game without fail because what they originally possessed that may or may not have been a brain has been fucking disintegrated by countless hours of playing nothing but Mercy in Overwatch and they think "oH gUyS wE nEeD a HeAlEr" because they think every fucking FPS game has to have the dedicated "here is the character for the useless fucktard with mechanical skill on par with a lobotomised cat to still contribute something" and are genuinely insulted by the notion that an FPS game would require them to use their fucking gun at any point.
I beg Riot nukes Sage off the face of the planet so I never have to deal with these fucking amoebas ever again.
If you had to build a fully South American roster that could win a trophy, which 5 players would you pick, assuming you could only use players still playing in Americas
For me I'd go zap, aspas, Mazino, Shyy and heat
Heretics: Trying to stop teams with momentum/adapting to what the attackers are doing when they're on defence
Ik Furia is probably the biggest org in Brazil across all of esports, but I swear across every single esport they have a team in I've never heard of any Furia roster winning a major title
They literally signed the R6 roster who won every tournament in 2023 and the team immediately fell off and got overtaken in their own region
Is the org just cursed?
Just went against ZER lux9 in DM https://www.vlr.gg/player/14612/lux9, along with 2 other immos and 3 ascendants. I'm literally fucking gold. Wtf is wrong with riot? My hidden mmr can't be that high
Go back to doing ur math homework lil bro
Fraudulent list, number_2_cNed_fan isn't here (the better cNed fan) + n4rrate word
Can't wait for 2030 when all the Brazilian TO's get their shit together and attract all the big orgs, w7m, FaZe, SK, paiN, CASE, Black Dragons and Imperials all sign Brazilian tier 2 rosters and just start unearthing ranked demons left right and centre and Brazil completely takes over Americas (I am severely deluded)
I am going to be the FNS of this event and give some of the most masterful tactics and midrounding ever seen whilst dropping generational stinkers
Duelist meta would be Jett, Raze and Yoru, imo those are the healthiest and most entertaining to watch
Initiator meta would be Sova, Fade and Kay/o cuz they're the least annoying
Sentinel meta would be Chamber cuz he's entertaining to watch when not in the turbo mega ultra broken state he was in 2022
Controller meta would be Omen since he's incredibly entertaining to watch when played aggressively
Best Overall Player: Wo0t
Best Duelist: zekken
Best scan initiator: RieNs
Best flash initiator: Wo0t
Best Controller: Karon
Best Sentinel: Jinggg
Best IGL: valyn
Rookie of the year: Verno
Bangkok Winner: Team Heretics
Toronto Winner: Team Heretics
Paris Winner: PRX (PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I'VE WAITED TOO LONG)
Team that will shatter expectations: BBL
Team that will fail to meet expectation: VIT
Team of the Year: Team Heretics
What is your Tesco meal deal? For me it's gotta be salmon and tuna sushi main, BBQ flavoured lentil chips for snack and an Aussie lemonade monster for the drink
Can I cop Araxys vandal?
Ok but in terms of raw aim
I mean Wo0t's aim is honestly up there, that 4k vs DRG genuinely looked like aimbot
Imo candidates are
aspas, Demon1, yay, xccurate (his op was honestly elite on T1 when they actually used their brains and put him on Chamber), Zmjjkk, Derke, t3xture, BuZz, something and ardiis
And then Mako woke up and finished 5th/6th at Bangkok, 7th/8th at Montreal and 5th/6th at Paris
Pro players literally get farmed by the odin idk what ur on about
I have no idea how this gun is still in the state it is. It's time to kill is absurd considering it's penetration and ammo count, and it requires literally negative aim if u ADS
Nerf this fuckin gun honestly
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