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Registered: July 24, 2023
Last post: August 6, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Realistically not a single team has a chance of winning other than G2 and SR

posted 8 months ago

Kyedae follows the logic of hitting a single clip = insane tier 1 level player

posted 8 months ago

NRG CEO is NOT letting you hit little bro

posted 8 months ago

I like it but the sounds don't feel heavy enough, fucks up my spray control

posted 8 months ago

TheAceGame30 admitted people have reason to believe in NRG?

What happened to the vlr I loved?

posted 8 months ago

My eu plat-diamond lobbies have higher peaks than this bro wtf

posted 8 months ago

also its unique

Kid named Indonesian flag:

posted 8 months ago

Bhutan

posted 8 months ago

I guarantee Liquid is gonna get 13-0'd by BBL at Kickoff in for the ultimate Jamppi revenge match

posted 8 months ago

Every single map had at least 3/6 of Skye, Jett, Raze, Omen, Viper and Killjoy in every single comp shit was boring

posted 8 months ago

They actually make EU ranked fucking unbearable

Without fail they will all start screeching and throwing if we lose 3 rounds in the most loud, irritating fucking voices conceivable, trying to micromanage everything you do while telling you to do the most brain dead moronic plays imaginable and then screaming when you do the right play. They all think they're fucking Zyw0o or some shit and swing and ego peak everything no matter how painfully average their aim is.

Why are French players all so fucking obnoxious to play with? I've genuinely never played with a French player who wasn't like this

posted 8 months ago

Chamber meta was probably more stale and worse for the players but honestly I preferred watching Chamber demons take over the game because Chamber was an all aim agent who had to win fair gunfights and find gaps in util to peak and take fights

Meanwhile Neon meta is just "oh here's a guy just going full retard into a site and getting overwhelmingly advantaged gunfights

posted 8 months ago

I like it, it's like if Aemondir wasn't shit

posted 8 months ago

Has to be between Vansilli and Pavlos imo

Pavlos can't pronounce a single IGN to save his life and is the most uninteresting caster going

Vansilli's voice is just fucking annoying

posted 8 months ago

R6 Montreal Major starts a day before it and ends the same day

Personally I will be watching my goats DarkZero win their second major

posted 8 months ago

He was dropping slurs in SEN vs Tarik and that shit had zero stakes idk bro

posted 8 months ago

Cuz they know N4RRATE's tilted ass has a lotta choice words rn

posted 8 months ago

Thinking Mans Valorant is thinking

posted 8 months ago

dort's favourite team is no longer a complete failure and laughing stock, we are cooked as a website, this little gormless baiter can run amuck

posted 8 months ago

He is ok : )

posted 8 months ago

Yee he just got stuck with st00l and bot thrower genghsta after C9 ruined his career so he was understandably not in the best headspace and was frustrated at his bum team mates

Then on Bleed there was already an internal feud between sScary and crazyguy and he just picked a side in that feud, plus crazyguy was defending Bleed and being a weirdo on Twitter which should tell u what kinda person he is

Most people in his situation probably would've been way worse

posted 8 months ago

The Australian team in Pacific Ascension looked infinitely better than GE and RVNT regardless of how many good OCE players there are it's at least a better shout to have them than an Indian team that fields shit players who aren't even Indian and massively mismanages every roster

posted 8 months ago

Please replace GE with OCE org, possibly get FlyQuest to field Australian roster like they do in CS

posted 8 months ago

Please spam this retard with friend requests, just got him in my ranked game and we lost 5 rounds and he immediately started crying in text chat and throwing

https://tracker.gg/valorant/profile/riot/Shinbu%20Messatsu%2300000/overview?playlist=competitive

posted 8 months ago

Bro they have 12 players listed in the event they're doing rn

Are they trialling everyone or something?

posted 8 months ago

Dw, was just banned for a day for inappropriate content

posted 8 months ago

And ur goofy ass was still glazing them and saying Ethan was the best igl in the world, why are acting surprised about getting clowned when NRG crashed and burned?

posted 8 months ago

The whole point of my post in that Heretics won more vs Americas than one that played every Americas team + Americas kickoff + outplaced every Americas team at 2/3 internationals off the back of eliminating 2 Americas teams in the lower bracket semis and lower bracket finals

posted 8 months ago

Yeah I never really watched TenZ and got the sense that he was a veteran player, he always looks like he's always playing in brain off, monging out, running it down in ranked mode

posted 8 months ago

U talking like NRG won any trophies this year

posted 8 months ago

Won more games vs NA than Demon1 did tho

posted 8 months ago

TH LANS made in 2024: 3
TH finals made in 2024: 4
TH playoffs made in 2024: 2

NRG LANS made in 2024: 0
NRG finals made in 2024: 0
NRG playoffs made in 2024: 0

posted 8 months ago

In 2024 Team Heretics won more games vs NA teams than NRG did KEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE

posted 8 months ago

Icy, Okeanos, corey and penny would all probably be better options than both ngl

posted 8 months ago

Damn, what about Gen.G made u not wanna support them? My goat s3xture has infinite charisma and Karon was easily rookie of the year last year

posted 8 months ago

Better be getting icy I stg

As much as I enjoy clowning on him he at least has a brain and knows the difference between entrying and inting

posted 8 months ago

As a certified gold warrior, yes this shit is SO AIDS to play against

Would rather have 2022 Chamber and 2021 Viper, Astra and Jett and 2023 Skye all at the same time

posted 8 months ago

Pacific - f0rsakeN and t3xture
China - BerLiN, Zmjjkk and Autumn
Americas - FNS, Boostio and Jawgemo

posted 8 months ago

I think they have to break their BO5 curse first

posted 8 months ago

I feel like in Valorant we can comfortably say FNC vs Loud

R6 I feel like is definitely FaZe vs w7m at SI 2023

CS is probably FaZe vs C9 at Boston Major

Other than that I'm not really sure, I don't really follow other esports. Any League, RL, Fortnite, Dota 2 and other big esports I'm forgetting able to inform me?

posted 8 months ago

I wouldn't be surprised if they weren't lying about the roster being temporary and sym is getting replaced by icy because holy

posted 8 months ago

People who want Ascent rotated out or changed at all, imagine what ranked would become if that happened

Sure VCT becomes more exciting to watch, but all of a sudden you have to play maps where you either have to push out and fight for map control or play retake

Idk about you but I do NOT want to rely on my ranked team mates for that

posted 8 months ago

Bring Me the Horizon, My Chemical Romance, Surf Curse, Arctic Monkeys

posted 9 months ago

And Victor still looks washed on her

posted 9 months ago

SR or G2 there are literally no other GC teams

posted 9 months ago

Rito gaming please add phone number verification it would feed generations

posted 9 months ago

I swear Game Changers Championship has gotten more marketing than Champs this year

Am I just going schizo or has anyone else noticed this?

posted 9 months ago

Please do not normalise singing your messages, this is behaviour that validates swyvboi's retarded nonsense and I would rather we didn't do that

posted 9 months ago

Wo0t will be the face of EMEA for 2025 and 2026 but after 2027 Sayonara is the face of Valorant

posted 9 months ago

Can't wait for back to back yay Cypher 40 bombs

posted 9 months ago
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