m4
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Dear Cult of Personality followers,

Sliggy doesn't know how chess and checkers works and maybe you don't either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kP2ffAkfK9w&t=59s

Anderzz is making up chess terms but that tracks with his content. There is no such thing as a "micro checkmate" and I'm not sure if understands what a "check" is in Chess.
https://x.com/AnderzzTV/status/1975592153309941802

Please, educate your Valorant analyst gods and help them do better.

Love always,
m4

P.S. Chatgpt is an option for check ing your board er line questionable content decisions.

posted 8 months ago

100 Thieves Open Tournament Casting Call.

Overview

The 100 Thieves VALORANT program is hosting an open Invitational Tournament for the 2025 VCT off-season and beyond. Competition will run in two phases—details for Phase 1 (Open Qualifier + Scouting Challenge) are below. Phase 2 (Main Event) will follow for teams that advance.

“We’re building a competition that rewards preparation as much as performance. We want new faces and underdogs in the mix, so we’re keeping the door wide open.” — Anthony “Zikz” Gray

Phase 1: Open Qualifier + Scouting Challenge
A) Match Play (Open Qualifier)

Format: Best-of-1 Swiss into Best-of-3 qualifying rounds.

Bracket: Publicly seeded; seeding influenced by Scouting Challenge submissions (see below).

Map Pool: Current official VCT map pool.

Servers/Regions: NA servers (primary).

Anti-Cheat: Tournament client + mandatory recording.

B) Scouting Challenge (Optional but Influences Seeding)

Submit a brief scouting packet designed as if you’re prepping your team for these hypothetical matchups:

vs. 100 Thieves on Icebox

Present key prep points your team would use before facing 100T on Icebox.

Include stats or relevant data that help you win.

Call out player-type tendencies to target as strengths/weaknesses (generic archetypes OK).

Catalog any set strategies/executions you’d expect to use or counter, with labeled images or diagrams.

vs. Fnatic on Haven

Present key prep points your team would use before facing Fnatic on Haven.

Include stats or relevant data that help you win.

Call out player-type tendencies to target as strengths/weaknesses (generic archetypes OK).

Catalog any set strategies/executions you’d expect to use or counter, with labeled images or diagrams.

Submission specs: PDF or slide deck (max 15 pages total), up to 5 labeled images/diagrams per matchup. Cite sources where applicable.

Phase 2: Main Event

Teams: Top performers from Phase 1.

Format: Double-elimination, Best-of-3; Grand Final Best-of-5.

Broadcast: Select matches broadcast on official channels.

Prize Pool: Announced with Phase 2 schedule.

Registration

Email zikz@100thieves.com
with the subject line “100T Invitational Registration – <Team Name>” and include:

Team Name

Primary Contact (Full Legal Name)

In-Game Names (IGNs) & Riot IDs for all players (5–7)

Ages

Country/Region of Residence

Current Ranks

Coach/Analyst (optional)

Scouting Challenge Attachment(s) (optional but recommended)

Key Dates

Registration & (Optional) Scouting Challenge Due: [Insert Date]

Phase 1 (Open Qualifier): [Insert Date Range]

Phase 2 (Main Event): [Insert Date Range]

Rules & Conduct

Players must meet Riot eligibility requirements and comply with tournament rulebook (distributed upon registration confirmation).

Smurfing, account sharing, or unauthorized software results in disqualification.

Admin rulings are final.

Contact

Questions or special requests? Reach out to zikz@100thieves.com
.

If you’d like, tell me your exact dates, map pool, server rules, and prize pool and I’ll finalize this into a ready-to-publish one-pager or webpage.

posted 8 months ago

That wouldn't matter. Would still take 2 shots beyond 20m so the majority of fights would turn out the same. The outliers would be penetration damage.

ref: https://valorant.fandom.com/wiki/Phantom

posted 8 months ago

nope. you've got a lot of posts about a certain individual. maybe explore your options.

posted 9 months ago

First, you're hurt.

Second, I never gave you advice.

Third, 1.09 kd in a 5 stack, lol.

posted 9 months ago

That's because you have 36 games.

I would try to explain to you the ranked matchmaking system but it would ruin the copium high.

posted 9 months ago

5 stacking to rank up :)

posted 9 months ago

You've got a weird obsession going on in your comment history... just sayin...

posted 9 months ago

no one remembers who used to play a lot with tenz and what happened to said person... its actually has such good ragebait potential. dumpster diving on twitter pre-sgares accusations produced results...

posted 9 months ago

The best part is that the team that was getting util dumped in that clip actually won the round.

posted 9 months ago

professional armchair coach here, def looking forward to it.

posted 9 months ago

yet no one benefitted. free yourself from the shackles of the past... change is better for everyone.

posted 9 months ago

I love 100T punishing the player for the coaching staff's decision to put him on op in the weirdest positions. Cryo is a fantastic rifler and a B tier op'er.

The operator is tests two things, your ability to react and your understanding of the farthest from the angle rule. There's a round that sticks out in my mind where Cryo is solo flanking with the operator on fracture in a vct match. It's a complete misunderstanding of the advantages of the gun and that's on the coaching staff, not Cryo.

Go back in history to when fr0d used to play awp in CS 1.6 and you'll see, if my memory serves me, Storm or some rifler on the team right by his side holding for rushes. You need to pair it with someone as support.

posted 9 months ago

Most popular opinions are wrong. You seemed to have a lot of people in this thread agreeing with you. You should see that as a loss and not a win.

posted 9 months ago

Chatgpt, make vlr like me, improve my criticisms of 100Thieves coaching application...

The Harsh Reality of Esports “Open Calls”

A couple of months ago, Zikz and 100 Thieves announced an open call for coaching positions. I decided to give it everything I had — two full weeks of deep analysis, creating two comprehensive reports breaking down team strategies in detail. I poured an enormous amount of effort into them, going far beyond what most scouting or analysis submissions usually entail.

After submitting, I followed up with Zikz two weeks past the deadline, hoping for any kind of feedback or acknowledgment. Instead, I got silence. Later, I found out that the average VCT scouting report is about one or two pages long — roughly 1/200th the size of what I submitted.

That’s when it hit me: despite all the talk about innovation and dedication to improvement, organizations like 100 Thieves continue to operate under the same system that has held esports back for years — cronyism.

How can a “tactical” game like Valorant be evaluated through one-page scouting reports? How can organizations claim to be doing “everything they can” when meaningful, detailed work goes unnoticed?

At some point, we have to start holding these organizations accountable. If esports wants to evolve beyond being a revolving door for friends-of-friends, it needs to start valuing genuine effort, not just connections.

posted 9 months ago

Complain about an application process.

posted 9 months ago

Can you imagine being top 0.1% in HS but only hitting a .8kd per round? So impressive.

posted 9 months ago

Last GF they were in, EMEA finals to GX, PRX game and this game... statistically insane.

posted 9 months ago

12x live bet

posted 9 months ago

Ethan ulted and held it into the site? .... o.O

posted 9 months ago

two NRG players sat in the ultimate?

posted 9 months ago

This is how matchfixing rumors start...

posted 9 months ago

going off script, im talking to someone

posted 9 months ago

round 21, this is it.

posted 9 months ago

they're gonna lose 19, 20 and then nrg wins.

posted 9 months ago

It's coming next round.

posted 9 months ago

Generational money bet, 12x.

posted 9 months ago

nope about to be a crypto.com comeback

posted 9 months ago

im all in

posted 9 months ago

12x on live bet, FNC come back inc.

posted 9 months ago

ty, gp

posted 9 months ago

Hating on someone that's actually producing results...

posted 9 months ago

nobody believes they were a top tier team? FNC? are we living in the twilight zone where people jsut make up things and type them expecting people to believe them???

posted 9 months ago

calling out dumb... unamerican. soooo

posted 9 months ago

This thread makes zero sense. FNC has been a top tier team every year. EG subbed for babyj and ended up going on a Cinderella run... definitely similar vibes. Keep using that brain of yours <3

posted 9 months ago

Pros:
Professional coach and coached a top 3 team in the world.

Serot:
Typing on a keyboard pretending to be a expert in anything but using bullet points.

posted 9 months ago

Envy can't go to LAN and if they do they can only play mCe's team.

Most of tier 2 is allergic to LAN. It's called being online.

Riot, pay for LAN events.

Make Tier 2 Great Again.

posted 9 months ago

Change is the communities worst enemy.

It's entirely appropriate to say the things.

Valorant has been boring for 5 years.

posted 9 months ago

said a distant voice, but all good stories have no end. They pause and allow for time. For time is the greatest story teller of them all.

posted 9 months ago

trencher? don't do it bro.

posted 9 months ago

I think it's sort of crazy that on a site, which provides you with a button, that allows you to highlight the difference between attack and defense, the community, that couldn't read more than 5 pages into a 100 page document, is too lazy to press that button. I guess it tracks...

It's cool you all think he's the goat in a game that has only been out for five years but he doesn't deliver on attack. This is why people rail on you for not watching the games and only going by stats. But even with you looking directly at the the stats, this whole community only looks at the overall results. He's a duelist. He has to show up on attack.

On attack on Sunset, 9/11.
On attack on Ascent, 13/10.
On attack on Bind, 10/10.

Cortezia, as a sentinel/controller, showed up and performed better on attack.

Goat but lost? Too many LeBron fans on this site...

How do we do better and progress as a community if you're too lazy to press a button?

(rate my ragebait)

posted 9 months ago

Five year old game, kids debating goat already... go to bed tomorrow is a school day.

posted 9 months ago

Odds favor Heretics. Dropping all my solana on it.

posted 9 months ago
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