I'm happy that you read these quotes and feel you got insight. Have a great day! :)

I'm sure I'm getting banned for this but #ad.

"I don't care what u fucking say, i am here to play and watch valorant and not a glorified cs, if u don't want util to have that much impact go play fucking Cute Girl Simulator or something , now before u say they advertised it as precise tactical shooter , identities change over time and it's alright, the game wasn't in a bad state at all, ur changes kill utilities on a bigger level"

Copypasta W

Also, this is not possible. You have to be on, to fall off.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ValorantCompetitive/comments/1ohuk2x/mitchs_girlfriend_on_the_recent_news_that_mitch/

Wait did you guys show up because of the C9 Mitch drama? Found out a VCT team didn't have a stratbook? Didn't have structure? ... maybe I was right after all.

For the LAN. I complained a bunch and you came through. Clap.

S:ituational
A:nyone
B:eSmarter

Poor Wolfy... I know I hurt your feelings but its not that deep bro. Make another 5 man roster for me fam...

Also... you don't just make up the quote and put quotations around it...

This is why we had more LAN events in my day. To stop these sorts of viewer experiences :) Thank you for the LAN riot <3

I appreciate you m4.

You wanna hear something crazy... I didn't know until today that OpenAI stole that from a boosting website.

That statement put me on Valorant's tiktok, two VCT broadcasts, a bunch angry jobless vod reviewers... you gotta step your attention seeking behavior up a bit to get to my level <3

fr tho... im talking all caps the rest of my vlr time here...

I DONT KNOW WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT! IM DEFENDING HIM! ITS OKAY FOR THE FEW POPULAR PEOPLE TO GET AWAY WITH RULE BREAKING! THEY HAVE EARNED THE PRIVILEGE BECAUSE THEY ARE SPECIAL. WE ARE NOT!

You know you could always play cs if your brain can't handle a bunch of colors right?

wolfed all ur posts are about teams that will never exist... you don't ever write anything funny or controversial. looking at your comments has been the most boring thing ive done all year <3

stop complaining vlr... he can do whatever he wants... he's scream... youre all not at his level so don't complain about his team comp's rank

please stop accusing him... hes a legend

I don't know why you guys think he is rank manipulating or anything..

https://imgur.com/a/kM2u9Yg

Does riot predict the outcome of the game before it starts?

Knew what?

o7

"basically just stuff we already know" ... please elaborate on the stuff you know... would love to fact check. I read it.

As defined in a US patent by Riot circa 2022.

Figure 3

Explanation 300.

Micro-checkmate disbelievers.

https://ppubs.uspto.gov/api/pdf/downloadPdf/20230116322?requestToken=eyJzdWIiOiI4ZGU1MTkwOC03NDNhLTQ1NGEtYjY5Ny0zOGZkNjY1YTI4YmQiLCJ2ZXIiOiI0Njg1NGY5Yi04YWYwLTQ5YWItODE2Ny1jYWMyNjY4MzUxNmIiLCJleHAiOjB9

two hands curated... about to change the game.

1. Me 12 months ago
2. Me 8 months ago
3. Me 6 months ago
4. Me 18 months ago
5. Me 20 years ago

yes

You have been warned. beep boop.

https://imgur.com/a/gHlpKlR

Well now I feel bad...

https://x.com/AnderzzTV/status/1978212295307329748

Yal win... I've been micro-checkmated... get this man a job in VCT.

"all good. yourer very funny and you make this site better"

Also you are valued. You're my second favorite person on vlr.

This is how you create engagement Aayan... not "bump" x100.

Why nitpick so much, man?

A. Entertainment
B. Cult of Personality in Valorant (ref: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cult_of_personality)
C. His roast of the devs failed spectacularly
D. All of the above
E. None of the above

Choose carefully.

"who is bro talking to"

"your mother should strike you"

The irony of you of all people saying this... <3

Did you end up finding a treatment place or nah?

Someday, they will appreciate the work I put in for them. Gotta keep the people entertained :)

"sorry i realize i used too many words for you. I am calling you delusional and a hypocrite hope this helps"

I can help you meet crashies if you want... You seemed REALLY interested in him.

"i think the haters know theyre trolling and just dont like it or dont think its funny... haters and bandwagon fans are both equally trash and annoying"

LOL... I knew you would come through for me cult of personality follower. Cloudberry is club president.

"There was a developer meeting recently, where they said they want their maps to feel like chess boards and I would argue that a lot of the maps feel like checkers boards where your pieces are very limited."

Plain hearing/reading of what he said... He believes chess boards and checkers boards are different. He believes chess pieces are not limited in their movement.

You are:
A: Adding context
B: Not listening
C: All of the above

So 1000% that last bit of "maybe you don't either." is you. Thank you... I was starting to lose hope. But you are my fav.

sorry, last one..

What's on the second monitor fam?
https://imgur.com/a/GhD6mlI

Also ain't no way you're out here doing comparisons with this youtube channel fam...

https://www.youtube.com/@Blaezey

Webster "Onya" Dictionary over here. Since you enjoy made up words.. I had a friend help me out...

Flumbuzzle (verb) — to utterly confuse someone with enthusiasm and snacks.
“He flumbuzzled the committee with cupcakes and charisma.”

Snorpulent (adjective) — when something looks both comfortable and slightly gross.
“That beanbag chair is weirdly snorpulent, like it’s judging me for sitting on it.”

Blergitude (noun) — the existential meh you feel when your favorite show gets canceled.
“Her blergitude was palpable after the finale.”

Womptastic (adjective) — unexpectedly amazing in a chaotic, unhinged way.
“That karaoke performance was womptastic — I think the smoke alarm joined in.”

Quizzlefied (verb) — the state of being overcomplicated for no reason whatsoever.
“The onboarding process was quizzlefied by six unnecessary PowerPoints.”

Gloobernog (noun) — a mysterious substance found in the back of your fridge that’s possibly evolving.
“Don’t touch the gloobernog, it’s part of an ongoing experiment.”

Minkadoodle (noun) — someone who’s endearingly ridiculous but alarmingly confident.
“That minkadoodle walked into the meeting wearing a cape and owning it.”

Scrumbulate (verb) — to panic-organize your life in 12 minutes before guests arrive.
“We scrumbulated so hard, even the dog looked cleaner.”

Yonderblorp (noun) — a vague destination used when you don’t want to admit you’re lost.
“Let’s just head yonderblorp and see what happens.”

Dingfuddle (noun) — that moment when technology works, but you have no idea why.
“The printer started working after I yelled at it, so that’s a dingfuddle win.”

"yo wtf u saying window licker"

A "stat stick" if you're unfamiliar, is a character or mechanic who lives or dies by its numbers. When it's above X threshold, it's a major problem, when it's below the threshold, it feels painfully under-powered. 🤤🤤🤤

baiting this community on the regular.

Disappeared in Swiss Stage Round 4, August 18th, 2025 @ 2:00pm. :)

Bruh...

Could you imagine 100 pages of this...
https://x.com/AnderzzTV/status/1975592153309941802

At least I had pictures because let's be real, this community can't read.

hmmm...