Where can i watch the open qualifiers for VCB? cant find it on vlr

happy birthday buddy

fart

Wait but why is not good? I meant it as when the time is up the shield stays for a microsecond longer than the smoke, so they can see but not hit

My small self in 22 was astonished at every piece of lore I discovered about him

ISO BUFF

• SHIELD = make the orb spawn at the dead guy's feet so it stays closer to the frame you were in

• WALL = Make it so the wall protects only one side not both, instead of a C shape make it more of an L shape, then give him 2 walls

SKYE BUFF

• FLASH = The first flash recharges after 45 seconds, but only the free one, the extra one doesn't

CLOVE BUFF

• SMOKE = Make her death radius big enough to cover like 3/4ths of the maps

• ULT = Give her 1 more invulnerable second and give her Reyna's dismiss speed or faster

SAGE BUFF

• SLOW = make this the signature ability that recharges

• HEAL = 2 purchase able heals that heal in less than 3 seconds, maybe 3 heals but he third is more expensive?

BRIMSTONE BUFF

• SMOKE = The smoke is now a Column rather than an Orb (this make him the only controller smoke that blocks height angles which wouldake him stronger on vertical maps)

• STIM = Can be thrown or emanate from brim himself, the stim beacon now heals Armor up to 25. If you didn't buy it you don't get it.

DEADLOCK BUFF

• GRAVNET = Doesn't need to remove to ping, automatically pings whoever gets locked in it

• WALL = Can be thrown ready or put on the ground and deployed

• SENSOR = Does a small sound ping only deadlock can hear if someone walks through it, doesn't get triggered, however if you crouch walk you don't trigger anything

HARBOR BUFF

• COVE = lasts 2 seconds longer, and has 100 more hp, also the smoke fades before the shield

• WALL = 10 meters longer, make it so it's easier to control and curve her, allow for more "drawing" with it

• WAVE = Make it a bit thicker, bullets that go through do less damage, as if the water is "slowing down" the bullets, can be the same damage specs as shooting through penetrable walls

Harbor
Clove
Deadlock
Brimstone
Skye
Iso
SAGE
Viper (not exactly a strength buff, more of a gameplay buff cuz she is boring as hell to play now)

These agents are barely playable, some need small buffs some need huge buffs. But they are definitely not balanced right now

My ideas in the comments

This is amazing, my day has been saved

Why would fRod need an assistant cock? Is he fucking the players?

Some other thread talked about player lore so wanted to share Aspas lore

Initially he played on CSGO's GC Hub, he was so good that he was Manually Banned since there was no proof of cheating, but every player and pro swore he was cheating

Sidenote, Aspas started to play CS at 3 yrs old cuz his dad played, he played with his dad

After being banned and exiled from the Hub he moved to Valorant and proceeded to attain the hatred from the entire Valorant community
He got called a cheater so much HE STARTED A TWITCH STREAMER Carrer, like, he started to stream JUST so he could show he wasnt cheating, AND HE STILL WAS HATED BY THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY 😭

It was so bad, that even Sacy himself would cry on Live for riot to ban Aspas cuz he HAD to be cheating

Aspas then joined a small org, SLICK, where he continued to fry, it was a "no-help" team unfortunately.

When Loud (AKA Pancada&Amigos) was forming it's Roster, Sacy invited Aspas to play in his office, made Aspas play in Sacy's computer, Aspas cooked, he STILL didn't believe him, he then changed the Mouse, Aspas cooked AGAIN

ONLY THEN, Sacy believed

Not the best but certainly the most unique
Asuna
It's so weird and fidgety I feel like flying to LA just to personally hand feed him glass with laxatives

Fns GOT DIFFED BY SAGEMOMMY??? ARE YOU FR?

Have Aspas and t3xture breed for the ultimate duelist

they already got Gobera, plus Palla doesnt play Neon well

could win ascension

this team consists of all the dudes that keep getting cucked out of t1

Xand Initiator
Liazzi Flex
Palla Duelist
Qck Sentinel
Mazin Controller

any news on Palla?

Anyone know how it works?
I keep hearing that academy teams can't go to Ascension
But I thought that just meant that the Org can't play in ascension
Like. If an Academy team wins their spot, can't the Org just, sell them? To another org BEFORE Ascension?
What's the point in joining an Academy team if you Aren't underage??

u so hateful u forgot china

based

for some reason you remind me of widepeepofrosty

Damn, no BR. Visa killing us

I think vitality will achieve more in 25
Saadhak seems to be wanting to take it easy
Less straight up just wants to win internationals again

EG too maybe?

What are you guy's favourite players that Aren't from your Region?

EMEA - Mrfallin & Atakaptan
APAC - Stax & Jingg
CHINA - ZmjKK & Life
AMERICAS (I'm br so I don't say this)

Fished

I don't think they will win everything, but they do look good enough to win a VCT Split

G2 are expected to win a masters in 25

Anyone know what OFFSEASON international events are upcoming?
Cuz I wanna see region v region

Anyone know where Palla is going?
Juanir? You got anything?

Anyone know how the VCT will work?
I know there will be Kickoff again
Will we have full round robins? LCQ?
Or is it gonna be the same shitty model we had this year?

O so he's not off the org, it's just vacation?
Thank God

I read allat

Where TF did KK go?
Apparently he left EDG but if so where would he even go??
But all the big ORG teams already closed their rosters
Ain't no way he left his teammates just to join some zero fan org

Mfs read "as a woman" and negatized the post no thoughts left

Anyone know that TikTok account that hates on yay with a Pasión?
The finished Chamber Merchant

It's really funny

Without Sacy Sentinels will fail

I get getting downvoted cuz vlr has no text interpretation skills but why tf are you getting downvoted?

My deceased Grandpa's left nut crumply pube plays better than Sym

[3] Yeah she does seem very chill

[2] I understand that point, but playing with is different than coaching, as the coach usually you are the one "with power" over the team, and that can blow up a lot of ways, we already see that in the Main scene, there are dudes with unfathomable egos.
There is also the "behind closed doors" monster where Potter could be an awful person, but I hope that's not the case.

[1] Well I think that's cuz they're the minority right? There is comraderie in being the outsiders, but then again your og point does make more sense for the situation considering the team would be mixed. Anyhow I think the 2 main interpersonal factors would basically boil down to neither Potter nor Flor being "pick me" girls ya know?

That is, ignoring all of the male variables to how that team could fail
(misogyny,misandry,one-sided interests,public image paranoia, etc etc(

I can't explain it because personally I don't understand why this happens
But in a competitive setting women seem far more eager to hate each other, like to the point they can't work together

Of course this isn't set in stone, it will depend on Potter's sorority, her friendliness towards other women in her space

I say this as a dude that works In a Vet Clinic
The women here HATE each other, like, frfr
It's almost like they have a "on-sight" switch

Because neither Verno nor Mada made it into Ascension

They lost to TSM, a team that got grouped.
And was dominated by All Knights, LATAM's second seed

Also you guys signed Bonkar as an HC, that's like signing Stk as HC, they ain't upgrading shit.
They can help middle out the team but ain't coming up with no groundbreaking insight

If they were ranked demons I could understand the hype but they're just t2 bread and butter teams

Better than sym that's for sure
Is Flor trans or alnaturale? Cuz there might be beef between Potter and her if she's alnaturale

Palla got kicked from Mibr, immediately after they got Aspas
but recently he posted a "my future is looking bright" which indicates he has made it back to T1 somehow, i just dont know hwhere