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https://x.com/Pallavlr/status/1852135842053079442

COULD BE HE REPLACING SYM'S TERRIBLE ASS?

posted about a year ago

he has the full igl responsability now, no sacy to ease the load

posted about a year ago

leo
aspas
jingg

posted about a year ago

Se ele quiser chipar rola bombado o esquema é dele, desde que ELE tenha escolhido chupar tlg?

posted about a year ago

Zoom - Last Dinosaurs
Ai No Corrida - Quincy Jones
Bad Dreams - Teddy swims
Goodie Bag - Still woozy
Elton - Last Dinosaurs
Labios Compartidos - Mana
Ela - Supercombo

posted about a year ago

80% n, mas o ponto n é ser machão mas sim dar uma autoconfiança melhor pra ele
pra ele não se identificar com algo imposto e sim algo conquistado tlg?

posted about a year ago

vlr started calling him that as a joke, he denied at first

we know how it turned out

posted about a year ago

An utopia of sorts that world is
LOUD could've been the first double champs team before they fell off

posted about a year ago

in the stripped club. straight up "jorking it". and by "it", haha, well. let's just say. My peanits

posted about a year ago

For the sake of your sanity start lifting weights
If you get picked on IRL already it will only get worse
Don't get peer pressured into becoming a femboy like kyria, it ruins your mental health

posted about a year ago

Twink spotted, butthole reported

posted about a year ago

You're so real

posted about a year ago

Y0y glazing is prohibited in my country

posted about a year ago

thank you

posted about a year ago

Hear me out before you loose your minds

LOUD, 2G, FURIA AND MIBR look at the very least, consistent, at the very best, high grade
but here is my pred

any NA/Latam team that fails to rank above these four will be a massive failure, an Americas team that beats a BR team in 25 is a top-notch team
one that doesnt? bottom feeder
these brasilian teams are the logical definition of mid

posted about a year ago

i post borderline ragebait (i still believe my opinion) and you still take the hate from the viewers, you are THAT detestable

posted about a year ago

Neither NRG nor Sentinels will be winning a trophy in 2025
Be it regional or international
They are not winning VCT nor Champs nor Masters
The biggest feat one of these teams will have in 25 will be making into playoffs

posted about a year ago

And i was sying the same shit during 2024
Saadhak gave up on the team, sadhak is talented, he is great, but he definetly gave up on running the team like he did before
i hope he has a great run on KC so his legacy isnt tainted by this messing up

posted about a year ago

Assuna
Botsio
Z0nd0r
Cryosells

None of these frauds are making out of the bottom 4

Eeiu deserves a better team fr fr

posted about a year ago

Pain
MiBr
Loud
Fúria
2G
Red

RETA
9z
KRU
Lev

posted about a year ago

Assassination attempt

posted about a year ago

We all agree with the following right?

  • G2 will be the top team
  • LOUD isn't making internationals
  • KRU looks mid
  • 100T will disappoint, how much is unsure for now
posted about a year ago

EG. KRU. C9 and 100T will be the bottom guys
2G will play around in the mud without Spikezin but reach a respectable placement when he's back

posted about a year ago

I know Furia confirmed that both Xand and Nzr aren't playing next season with them
But is NZR actually free? Like, no buyout? No fee?
Anyone know if he is still binded by some contract or can MiBr just sign him with no bureaucracy?

posted about a year ago

N0vi flair silence

posted about a year ago

HOW DO YOU MFS KEEP FALLING FOR THIS 😭😭😭😭😭

posted about a year ago

"the lights are on but no one is home" ass replies

posted about a year ago

Primmie DOES NOT solo Fns

posted about a year ago

I'm a mid season side character so I can't blame yall

posted about a year ago

Commenting to know if I crossed her browsing

posted about a year ago

Sorry, I can't fucking stand Sunset

posted about a year ago

MiBr Life
MiBr Aspas
MiBr Nzr
MiBr Artz1n
MiBr Palla

posted about a year ago

As long as FNS is playing BLG is making Champions playoffs

posted about a year ago

Bro hates IGLs

posted about a year ago

Ofc kyria of all ppl is saying that

posted about a year ago

Mid to mid transaction

posted about a year ago

Bind
Breeze
Abyss
Pearl
Haven
Fracture
Lotus

This is my current desired map pool

posted about a year ago

"i hope you get testicular cancer in the brain, dickhead"

  • 2Chainz
posted about a year ago

with the power of goon drx shall win the Valorant Coomer Tour

posted about a year ago

legit starting to think this dude hates latin languages or something cuz everytime he makes a video complaining about a team,strat,meta,player its from those places
like, i as i widdle bwazilian thought he hated our kind but now i can see the truth
he just hates anyone related to latin, cuz he complains about the french too, latam, spain
he looooves to gargle na and eu (english) nuts but no spanish/portuguese/french/italian

damn kkkkkk yall took this way to seriously

posted about a year ago

So, we know they are probably getting Cortezia, Blowzin and Ghoul33 in their roster

My question is, has it been confirmed in what region will their academy play? VCB VCLAS VCLAN?

posted about a year ago

both Qck & Artz1n would do a better job

posted about a year ago

i think mazin and nzr dont vibe well anymore but if im wrong that is very possible

posted about a year ago

2025 SPLIT PREDS
C9 25 will be ass
100T 25 will be MID as hell
FURIA will place 12th and completely mald the entire region of BR, Mwzera will retire
LOUD will have their T1 license resigned
NRG will only qualify for one international
Leviatan will not win any tournaments whatsoever, be it VCT or Internationals
G2 will go to atleast 2 internationals

Players
Asuna is only relevant because of his braindead aiming style
Demon1 & c0m are system players, they are overrated when out of said systems
Mwzera will never be good enough to be The Star Player, he is a "sum of all parts" player
Potter is a great coach for trophies thats limited by her budget (10 man roster worked)
Havoc does not deserve his spot in franchising
Tuyz can reach Less's level in the Sentinel role but wont due to his strategically lacking roster

MISC
Bring back the instakill bucky rightclick
MIBR with NZR and Aspas is the only chance that org will have of winning an international for the next 3 years, if they dont spend money to make the proper team they will never be relevant

posted about a year ago

Heat type role? second fragger + initiator entry?

posted about a year ago

So if he does close with Mibr
the only guys i believe would also be on the roster would be Artz1n and Nzr, since Nzr is Aspas's friend and a top option while Artz1n is their Tuyz, he fits anywhere and is liked by the org on all levels (coach,staff,team,etc)

but who else?
Sacy and evry other player he played with is either retired (Maverick, Sacy, Nether, Mnds, BLD) or signed to a closed roster (Saadhak, Pancada, Cauanzin, Tuyz)

the free variables floating around are
Xand, Qck, Cortezia, Mazin, Liazzi, Palla, Pollo, Askia, Cebando, Tinchoff, Suther, NicoMachine etc etc

am i missing someone, is there some other guy Nzr & Aspas & Frod want?
i know fRod likes Palla so he probably would want him to stay, the question is if Palla would be good on another role, good enough to keep him.

posted about a year ago

Mibr new lineup could be what then?
we know Artz1n is staying cuz he is basically the Tuyz of Mibr, a hardworking rookie who fits anywhere
Nzr probably coming since hes friends with Aspas and technically f/a

Artz1n
Aspas
Nzr

who fills the remaining flex, controller and sentinel roles?
Mazin? Qck? Cortezia? GuhRVN? Palla? Liazzi? Pollo? Cebando?

posted about a year ago

Aspas (Duelist)
Qck (Controller)
Xand (Sentinel)
Nzr (Initiator)
Richzin (Initiator)

unironically a good team

posted about a year ago

its kinda fucked that i still like cauanzin,tuyz and pancada but i cant root for the org anymore, its just so ass
if they do become masters level good that will be nice but i dont think they will even qualify for internationals to be honest

posted about a year ago

i think people forget about the 10 man roster thing
Potter is amazing because she understands how to strat and she was smart enough to use a great system for it, the 10man scrims
the problem is that her org went bankrupt
if she was allowed to continue her system trainning she would be a top dog

posted about a year ago
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