I know it ain't, this is just a pitch.
Also, the body has a feedback system of substances, everytime an organ releases a substance other parts react,maybe (through testing & research) oils also trigger that feedback system and they do so by increasing sexual hormones absorption/production
Or maybe some other minor enzyme we haven't fully studied

Science sustains itself on wonder

I agree, but this isn't a final article, this needs extensive research and testing, I'm just, how do you say it? Idea pitching?
Like
What if this is the case, the only way to know is research

I just think these sort of things are fun to think about

Sugars synthesize into lipids (lipideos)
And those guys are responsible into making sexual hormones

What if the excess consumption of oils is what causes overly sexual behaviour? Like, sexual violence and those "I gotta have sex 3 times a week" type people?

Cuz whenever we think back to ancient times, the dudes that committed the pillaging and raping, what did they mostly eat and drink? Mead(alcohol in general) and Breads

And those are both rich in lipids, you know what else is rich in lipids? Lipoproteins, Fatty cuts of meat.

I mean, the Greeks were basically having orgies every day, what did they consume the most? OLIVE OIL

TLDR; OIL = SEX

EDIT: i dont understand why you folks are so mad? did none of you ever stayed awake thinking about funny possibilities? 🗣🗣 how bitter are you mfs 😭😭😭😭😭

Apparently it's gonna be Saadhak and Less on duelist alternating.
Tuyz will be the Second Flex
I'm guessing maps with no Sentinel where Less would play viper will now be his duelist maps

Considering he won everything in Brazil right after moving from Crossfire
And on that match that he was temporarily unbenched to play for Sentinels he MVPd

I think we can rest assured
My biggest concern is Initiator Tuyz

Apparently it was Korea, he was playing with shitty ping

Se eu n me engano vai ser o RGL pq ele ainda nos eua.

Se eu tivesse uma moeda pra casa vez que a MiBr jogasse com um técnico porque tava faltando quinto jogador eu teria Duas moedas, não é muito, mas é estranho que aconteceu Duas vezes

And your country sabotaged an entire continent just so your mid teams could scrim the best

middest org fan speaking

Saadhak will play Neon Maps
Less will play Iso Maps
Tuyz will play Jett & Raze Maps

I think platchat might have leaked that MIBR vs LEV was delayed?
cuz they didnt mention it or predicted who would win.
and as far as we know Aspas is still outside of the USA and Palla/Richzin/Liazzi are still not in the USA too
so maybe both teams are trying to convince riot to postpone the match due to visa issues??

EDIT = Aspas is apparently in Korea, or atleast was during the Sacy live

Aspas is still in shanghai if i remember correctly

tuyz goat

this little bit aknowledgement has made my day, thank you for recognizing my existence 🙏

another day, another list nobody remembers lil old cioccolat

also trembo would spike your drink but only to tie you to a chair so you can hear him rant about memewzera for 7 weeks straight

i wanna see my pookie tuyz goat out

i enjoy it cuz youre friendly
i like friendly people

how do you think you would take it?

I legit always enjoy speaking with you psion kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

SPEAK INTO THE MIC 🗣🗣🗣🗣⁉‼‼‼‼⁉❕❗❗‼⁉‼‼⁉

aonde?

entendo seu ponto, mas o que traz duvida é quais mapas eles arriscariam NÃO usar a raze tgl?

Family gathering politics is always distasteful because you will only have 2 sane people for each side of an argument max, then the rest of the family will spit generic slogans at each other.

well the party is at my house, and im on my phone so i dont see the issue (its only the old folks here)
plus, the only topic they talk about is politics and that shit gets tiring

Wait... Why horny? It's an autograph?

I'm pretty good, at a family party right now, lots of pizza

😔yes. But that makes only op cuz gold and below doesn't have more than 2 braincells at any given moment

He is legit ASS on entry
He only gets "oppressive" if your dipshit team keeps swinging unnecessarily and loosing the 1v1s

please autograph my elbows Julia bourbonik!!

So suygetsu ain't good no more 😔

I got a few questions for y'all since I don't watch your godforsaken leagues.

Is Suygetsu still goated?

Regardless of teammates, who is the best IGL you guys have TACTICALLY?? cuz boaster starting to look a little bit boosted.

What is your current dream team? Using only Freemea players

aslong as you dont touch children irl you should be fine
also dont SA people, other than that goon to anime as much as you want, i just dont want to see it

i feel like strangling my teachers every time they do this shit, why tf do you keep requesting articles??? we barely had any practital classes on surgery with alive pacients, but noooooo, "15 page essay on how to make Milk Cows reproduce better"

so stop complaining about teen shows being "teeny" they need their own content

It doesnt make it bad.
Seinen is right there.
complaining about fanservice is the same as complaining about fluffy cute characters in a kids show. Its not for you.
Its like claiming Bob the builder would be better if there were collapsing structure crippiling people, its a softer story, for softer audience.
likewise, shonen, is a hornier story for a hornier audience.

are 14-16yrs old?

i typed this as a way to relax after spending the last 4 hours writing an article about Intradermic Tumours on Senile Canines.
I need to talk shit about something ultimately irrelevant

fuming at the mouth rn

bit of rant, and an ALLAT post, feel free to scroll.

Am i the only one that understands what the difference between Shonen and Shoujo is??
Like, recently there has been this braindead discussion about "Toxic Fanservice" and how every anime is bad cuz hot girl. is everyone stupid??
Shonen literally means young MALE adult or TEEN. Shoujo means young FEMALE adult or teen.
of course there are jiggly boobs and naked scenes on SHONEN generic anime... ITS FOR TEEN BOYS, guess what teen boys like? Boobs & Ass.
Its aimed towards teen boys, with shit they like, of course your senile 30 year old ass isnt going to enjoy "That time i got isekaied to a Brazzers High School" its teen fantasy, not adult fantasy.
You know what appeals to adult men?.... Seinen, the category that translates as MATURE MALE ADULT. or Josei, Mature Adult Female.

Then there is the whole "Shonen appeals toO much to boys", "Jujutsu Kaisen has tasteful fanservice".... NO IT DOESNT
That Nanami scene of him manhandling that terrorist, thats shoujo fanservice, you know where else you can find that shit in? SHOUJO
You absolute fucking gooners have the audacity to complain about Generic Big Boobed High School Girl 3224 jiggling about but proceed to praise the Geto ✖ Gojo gaybaits? its the same shit you acephalous twats.

Whats the difficulty in actually understanding what each tag means??? you mfs are basically doing the same as watching horror movies and complaining "there wasnt enough romance". READ THE GODDAMN TAGS YOU FUCKING NITWIT.

I Recently tried to rewatch an old favourite of mine, Zero no Tsukaima. i didnt enjoy it as i used to. but im not stupid enough to complain, why? because im an adult now, that shit wasnt made to appeal to me, it appealed to 14 year old cioccolat.

Schizo rant over

he had in 2021, but for the last 2 weeks he has been spamming her on ranked non-stop
and i dont mean "playing her alot", i mean INSTALOCK MONO-AGENT.
his career stat is just Neon again and again

im curious how well it will work cuz Less himself admitted to scrimming using ISO recently

i had a hard time sorting the roles around cuz we know Tuyz = Harbor, Gekko, Raze
and Less = Cypher, KJ and Iso
but what made it so confusing is the agents Saadhak can play
Deadlock / Kayo / Breach / KJ / and for some reason he has been scrimming a lot of Yoru and Neon

I get this is a business and the more matches you have in a shorter period of time the more money you make but player's health and comfortability should be at the very top of that list

Actually you could argue they would make more money if there were more matches S P R E A D O U T through the year....
Stop ending the season in august, give us early february through late october, 3 months is enough time for vacation and prep trainning for next seasom

Here are my Preds for loud comps on the current map pool.

HAVEN
Tuyz - Gekko
Saadhak - Killjoy
Cauanzin - Fade
Less - Iso
Pancada - Omen

ABYSS
Tuyz - Harbor
Saadhak - Neon
Cauanzin - Sova
Less - Cypher
Pancada - Omen

SUNSET
Tuyz - Gekko
Saadhak - Yoru
Cauanzin - Sova
Less - Cypher
Pancada - Omen

ASCENT
Tuyz - Jett
Saadhak - KAYO
Cauanzin - Sova
Less - Killjoy
Pancada - Omen

ICEBOX
Tuyz - Harbour
Saadhak - Gekko
Cauanzin - Sova
Less - Killjoy
Pancada - Viper

LOTUS
Tuyz - Gekko
Saadhak - Neon
Cauanzin - Fade
Less - Killjoy
Pancada - Viper

BIND
Tuyz - Raze
Saadhak - Breach
Cauanzin - KAYO
Less - Viper
Pancada - Brimstone

bro doesnt understand Brazil will say anything to get our pookie bear back

COLOCA ELE NA FÚRIA, CONFIA

they cant keep us down

Omen
Neon
Cypher
Harbour
Fade

So, here are the teams i believe will be at Champs 🎫 VS teams i want to be at champs 🎖.

AMERICAS
🎫 KRU
[ They have more points and a better track record than NRG, doesnt mean i think NRG is bad, just that KRU has better chances ]
🎫 SEN
[ High chances due to Madrid win and kickoff win ]
🎫 100T
[ Aspas hasnt gotten back from Shanghai and he is the win factor for LEV, they also fired their coach so 100T seems like the safer bet ]
🎫 LOUD
[ They got Pancada back, they know how to counter LEV, Mibr & Furia never beat LOUD, the most dangerous teams are 100T and EG ]

🎖LOUD = MANY MEN, WISHED DEATH UPON ME. PANCADA IS BACK
🎖KRU = HEAAAAAATTTTT
🎖MIBR = Artz1n and Richzin deserve a bit of time on the spotlight
🎖SEN = Let TenZ & Sacy remember what its like to play on Champions

EMEA
🎫 FNATIC
🎫 TH
🎫 NAVI
🎫 FUT

🎖NAVI = Need to see some Ange1 throws
🎖FUT = Atakaptan & MrFalin
🎖TH = But only if Patitek is playing
🎖FNATIC = I just wanna see Saadhak beat Boaster

APAC
🎫 PRX
🎫 GenG
🎫 T1
🎫 DRX

🎖PRX = Fun to watch
🎖GENG = Actually good APAC team
🎖T1 = STAX!!!!!
🎖ZETA = Carlão redemption

CN
Irrelevant ass region

PaiN
NIP

unironically better

I Hate how self-important their Ceo's are.
I hate how they never properly announce shit
I hate how the only reason they are even relevant is cause they bought a finished roster from Mibr
I hate how the only good things about them are the merit of Sacy and Saadhak
I hate how they refuse to buy players and only go for F/A
I hate LOUD

Just fucking announce Pancada FFS

The moment Saadhak and Tuyz are gone im hateposting everything that org does

I legit don't understand how? I do get how omens flash is less effective on the map

EDIT: Nevermind, just checked how big the map is, Viper isn't optimal so you are very correct, Harbor is essential here