bonkashi
Flag: United Kingdom
Registered: March 14, 2022
Last post: July 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
Posts: 3147
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breeze and icebox have fundamental issues as maps where over half the controller agents simply don't function on their own
call it variety between maps all you want, when half a role doesn't work without a two specific (and lets be real only one, harbour barely counts) characters, the map isn't exciting its stale

posted 3 months ago

i just dont chat icl twitch chat is so overrated
streamers dont care what you have to say and i dont care what other people are saying so why bother

posted 3 months ago

you have to weigh up your possible impact in the round against your impact in the following round given the money you'd have then. sure you can force a sheriff light armour after losing pistol and get two kills, but that means you can't buy round 3 where its actually more important for you to get impact with a rifle
tldr economy does matter you cant just play for the round you're currently in

posted 3 months ago

riot probably says so, plus easier for new viewers/players to understand ig rather than calling everything tp molly flash etc

posted 3 months ago

i convinced the valorant fantasy league devs to replace my friends team with 11 FNSs i love april fools day

posted 3 months ago

how did you manage to get rage baited by something that wasn't even ragebait? this is next level

posted 3 months ago

tbh i wouldnt even say its fixed any more, tejos shaken it up

posted 3 months ago

fuckass chatgpt post

posted 4 months ago

probably 2g, apac is a lot more competitive than americas

posted 4 months ago

i can't even begin to explain the issues with this holy
never cook again

posted 4 months ago

free aura

posted 4 months ago

this isn't enough. what if the match is cancelled half way through due to technical difficulties? the only solution must be to wait at least 24 hours after the match so you can avoid these kind of situations.

posted 4 months ago

watch his montages, they're mostly scrim clips and he's absolutely frying in all of them
aces vs prime loud and shit its wild
shame he can never do the same in officials

posted 4 months ago

n4rrate for highest rated init when trent exists is definitely not mild

posted 4 months ago

i think its a preference thing rn, whether youd rather have tejo breach or run double duelist
so

raze
yoru/jett
initiator of choice
viper
omen

raze
breach
tejo
viper
omen

posted 4 months ago

not even remotely similar. gov's onto his second year of tier 1, his second team and literally nothing to show for it but a reputation for being kinda ass on every role he's played
you're implying he's about to go on some demon1 performance and we're all underrating him

posted 4 months ago

no shot we comparig demon1 to governor 💀
granted they're both bums now but atleast demon1 was good at some point

posted 4 months ago

criss cross apple sauce could be the worst americanism of all time

posted 4 months ago

threads which discuss the implications of politics on val esports aren't banned no?

posted 4 months ago

ascension roster or current roster? because they're wildly different stories for apeks

posted 4 months ago

this might be the soyest vlr post of all time

posted 4 months ago

i actually hate playing with clove solo smokes so much
the smoke duration is so short and its always some moron duelist main who has no clue where to place them

posted 4 months ago

not the entire roster being outfragged by harmful

posted 4 months ago

its not a great map but is far better than breeze and icebox
and much more interesting than more ascent
so will be sad to see it go probably

posted 4 months ago

soulcas

posted 4 months ago

we riot

they want to put the most infamously inflexible player ever on a brand new role, already covered by a very solid player who's super experienced on it, instead of just kicking the problem and running forsaken/ something duelist? what are we doing here

they'd finally have a dedicated breach player in patmen rather than switching it between 3 people

i just know if jing stays they're gonna run him on raze on some maps still and completely mess up the roles just to do it

posted 4 months ago

you now get a double tap orb from kills in the ult, meaning its worth casting midround without your shield now because you get another trigger

posted 4 months ago

this
watching g2 fuck that up was beautiful

posted 4 months ago

low poly isnt for everyone, but it definitely grows on you the more you play imo

posted 4 months ago

deep rock galactic
you're a space dwarf mining on hoxxes-4 extracting resources and fighting off bugs
peak acc

posted 4 months ago

i just wanted something newer. the whole kit feels recycled
jett dash and updraft bundled into one, chamber tp on a timer, new type of stun and then just another rectangle aoe ult

feels kinda lazy, not really revolutionising anything

posted 4 months ago

potatoes just do that, id say cut off the green bits and just cook and eat, you'll be fine

posted 4 months ago

ill honestly stand by this, i dont think that teams are taking big enough advantage of him on this map
raze is good on fracture but i really dont think she's as good as the pickrates say
quite hard to get nade value imo compared to other maps

posted 4 months ago

thats the reason me and my friends have ours on paris, its worth the +10 ping to not run the risk of having to play stockholm

so weird that theyre together icl

posted 4 months ago

this is vlr im not reading PSAs
either way he shouldn't be in the same conversation as anyone else in that tier, maybe not even in the tier below
if g2 place well this tournament its a different story, but for now he's largely unproven

posted 4 months ago

"all time" and mr onliner with 0 international wins or even finals appearances is top 4? get real

posted 4 months ago

sure that works as an example, but i genuinely couldnt tell you if that was a yoru, iso or reyna voiceline
id hazard at reyna but the fact of the matter is that they're just simply not unique enough lore wise, they all have these vague ass lines because riot is so secretive with the actual story of the game

posted 4 months ago

I genuinely couldn't tell you because the valorant characters currently have little to no personality icl
every duelist is the same, young, overconfident and trash talks
every single one of their voicelines could be swapped for another
ig it means they can literally do anything they want since we know so little about how the characters actually act individually

posted 4 months ago

i feel like they more weren't showing up individually than it was a coaching issue
all of kickoff they didn't seem to be hitting the same shots you'd expect them to yknow

posted 5 months ago

was it liquid and vit? or was it heretics themselves..

posted 5 months ago

the world needs more hatred right now #respect

posted 5 months ago

bucky ig

posted 5 months ago

i think with this you run the risk of just getting a mediocre player as as result though, what if the baby just has alright comms and alright gameplay

posted 5 months ago

hey put respect on my name i just hit diamond

posted 5 months ago

bonkashi

posted 5 months ago

north americans are just the loudest people on the internet

posted 5 months ago

Guinness easily

posted 5 months ago

soulcas
love his montages, his aim is crazy crispy, was a beast in t2 last year but can never seem to perform when it matters

posted 5 months ago

astra and yoru im fucking sick at those characters @derke @boaster 1v1 me punks

posted 5 months ago
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