0 lan wins country
1 lan attendance country
land of the melons
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fun fact, the most successful french valorant player is keloqz
and he is only the most successful because not a single other french player has qualified for an international lan

magnet

nats aura unmatched nothing fazes that man

no ofc not lmao dull ass character

my first ever valorant match was sova and i was so bored with his abilities i never played him again

som's career took off when he started playing with fns. fns' ended when he lost marved and yay.

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ardiis joining next to absolutely dwarf all of them and ruin the avg height

gay midget porn link

frightened rabbit

seeing them live soon can't wait 🙏

i understand the positives but its the fact that they give a platform to the degen stuff at all that i dont like
gambling streams, loose tos, a safe haven for those rightfully banned on twitch are things im not a huge fan of
to be honest both platforms arent great and have their own massive flaws, twitch being super problematic with their revenue system and how they treat streamers.
but hey its twitch or have to watch youtube live lmao

i dont like kick but i respect something getting the bag and taking their money
he realistically wont get many viewers tho

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literally what does this mean apeks didnt even play bo1s

mxs logo is acc cleaner icl

paper rex have too large of a fanbase to be excluded, even if they're not a particularly large organisation

fav team: i dont know any more, what was my favourite team has lost my two favourite players so probably vitality rn
least liked team: eg
fav food: sausage roll
fav player: soulcas :'(
least liked: jawgemo
fav country: ireland

cned is plenty worse than both aspas and sayf

i wouldnt bring up flairs if i was you..

baby🥱suke as always
nivera is great just forced to off role
and they were actually trolling last year as demonstrated by the fact they didn't have any of the players on M8 and got xms shin and newzera instead

sym was kinda mid towards the end when mxm needed him most and v1c is just too good to not take over aproto unfortunately

its not that the moves arent exciting its that nobody has enough twitter followers for anyone to realise, im finding out about half these moves from the spreadsheet

ive been talking about this for months
i miss arguing with him when he actually had things to say :(

what did i even just read holy fucking brainrot

hey he was only the second worst player on LPB 😡

respectable tbh mindfreak is the glue of paperrex chaos machine

i assume he's replacing Ayrin as igl, plus his mechanics have definitely improved since his Guild days so he's not a bad pickup by any means

good take however the goat yosemite will be mvp

you know things are dire when NAs best hope at a trophy rn is Sen 💀

that's a shame it's a beautiful language
i visit Cork fairly often and basically never hear it

what's like the average level of irish someone can speak? i know its learnt in school but how fluent are most people?

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i replaced him

id go to Stephen Hawkings time traveler party

frankfurt has nothing on Paris servers

gekko worst initiator 🤷

• Flash HP increased to 60 so it must be two tapped. The fact that is only one shot to kill it makes it worse than a Reyna flash currently, which is weird bc its supposed to be one of the defining factors of his kit
• Wingman duration increased, its kinda useless for clearing much space rn bc it just doesn't go far enough
• Overall ability pickup times reduced, if space is pressured it's already hard enough to get abilities back meaning he won't have them for the rest of the round, there's no reason it should take as long to pick them up as it does

Tenz

The flash needs to be more than a one tap with every weapon. Its completely useless rn because you only have to tap it once to get it out the way. Even a reyna flash is two tap. It would make him so much better its unreal

owen

Koi

trexx
sheydos
starxo
aspas
enzo

paper rex 6th place pacific and dont qualify for another lan until jinggg comes back from national service

source: am from future

jokes on you i hate all NA teams

val > cs

tenz will never go

literally nothing

cned isn't even top 15 🗿

And look where it got T1 lmao