i cant drive a car :(

because they always talk about “80 kilometres per hour” or “50 kilometres per hour”. but everytime i hear “per” i think of “purr” and it reminds me that im just a wittle kitty and i start meowing and licking my hand to clean myself and then i cwash the caw 😿😿

Driving in my car right after a beer

try drink and drive
it works trust

how can you post this with a straight face or with serious intent genuinely what goes through your head when you thought of this

Proof?

They are calling it the worst best VLR post oat

kitty stimming while driving into a daycare is so cute 🥰

proof or it didnt happen

because they always talk about “80 kph” or “50 mph”. but everytime i hear “p” i think of “pee” and it reminds me that im just a wittle baby and i start pissing my diapers to dirty myself and then i cwash the caw 😿😿

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meowing and purring in the near 2027 🫩

yea poggpigg's staying #1

😿😿😿 i used to pwactice caw but that thing is scawy😿

meow😿

23 years old

Or you can think of it as
80 kilometers an hour

from the title i thought it was a fentman post
w post

why are we recycling jokes

its fine some people are better off as passenger princesses

omg

cancer