Me: Hey Siri.
🤖: Yes master?
Me: Call all of my friends.
🤖: ERROR no friends detected.
Me: I mean my pawns.
🤖: Understood master, calling all 8 billion people.
Me: Checkmate.
Hey Siri
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heres the engagement you ordered sir
why didnt I get a call? 🤨
Me: Hey Siri, you said you were going to call 8 billion people. You only called 7 billion, you forgot to call Raflot
I got 2 spam calls after I said that 😐
I guess I am a billion people
why did i just get a call
me after manipulating yall:😐 💀 (dont react)
yall are nothing but dildos to me
🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
holy w
ok Adrian Christian Hernandez, or as the locals call me, "A"
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