not even queued yet i still lost

enigma, king_bob, the downvote bot guy

thank you foor the insigggggggggggggggggggght wolfurine

FaZe_Rhapsodium
TonyCannoli3159
tserc
deltebob
juumpeer
ayonair
I learned how to use a sniper rifle, which I'm sure will be useful at some point
BOTConnorLarp
unranked

because im a virgin

thanks ulfepstein

american larper

most pistols and smgs - 9x19mm parabellum
shorty , bucky, judge - 12 gauge buckshot
sheriff - .44 special

vandal - 7.62x39mm NATO
bulldog & phantom - 5.56x45mm NATO
guardian - 7.62x51mm

snipers - .338 lapua

lmgs - 7.62x51mm

wingfries

so today i was talking to delighted, and you wanna know what he called me?

S*RCUS.

i can’t believe it. terrible person. imagine deadnaming your own BROTHA

Ramirez. It’s Ramirez.

it’s not racist if i hate everyone equally

zawg shut up you a TS flair

Levistan - hate em
Team Shitret - hate em (2)
Statpad Rex - 1/17/2
GenG - hate em (but blue)
T1 - hate em (seasonal event)
100 Dihs - hate Em (reversed)
EDihG - hate em (sped up + pitched up)
Fnatic - hate em (reggae remix)
Sentinels - hate em (nightcore)
Clawed9 - hate em (slowed + reverb)

delighted

unc a home depot expert 😭🙏

corniest things ever yet you have "luvr" in your name ??

berlinglazer is 72 streets said

i don’t think we can have spaces in usernames titty_wolf

mb i stole tat from your boyfriends twitter sory b out dat xx

okay so i’m changing my name soon so you get to choose between these 6 i picked so you don’t choose some bullshit like "delighteds_1femboyboyfriend"

wd40
sorcus
1_17
juumpeerrr
RuleBrittania
MindManLol954

we bought the something mousepad and i played a few games
i’m an iron but damn i was goated
my best game went 1/17/2 (kda)

SIG 553

i’m RIGHT next to youp irl brochacho

"u don’t know deli-chan"

iam dihlighted’s e-kitten

???

israel will play this song on repeat whilst flying over america

so we was js supposed to buy deli a new controller after he broke his old one
and we legit js found 4 whole prx merch
2 mousepads and 2 other stuff idk

bro started FOAMING at the mouth and astarted barking loudly

anyways if we get -1 downvotes i’m buying dihliketed the prx mousepad

g

Peter: oh man, this is worse than the time me and the boys joined those "valorant protocol" fellas
cuts to Lotus, α Peter behind a corner with a Stinger
α Peter: now we wait…
Ω Joe starts walking, having working legs
Ω Joe: oh boy, i wonder if they got a Drunken Clam here
α Peter goes behind Ω Joe and shoots him in the legs
Ω Joe: AAGGHH, DAMMIT!!!
Ω Joe throws a bomb at a nearby house accidentally, blowing it up and revealing α Cleveland & Ω Cleveland in their bathtubs
α Cleveland: no no no no NO!!!
Ω Cleveland: no no no no NO!!!
α Peter looks at camera, still holding Stinger
α Peter: oh yeah, Quagmire didn’t want to join

shoutout to my two fans @fnsaimcouch9 and @delngigjted they have the least amount of jobs here

bum

is what i would say if i was king_bob, sadly i’m not

haha get clickbaited loser

"dictatatasahurtor" yeah buddy pack it up

Peter: aw geez lois, this is worse than the time me and the boys worked for the valorant protocol
cuts to Peter, Joe, Quagmire, and Cleveland in Lotus
Joe: so peter, how do you plant this "spike" thing?
Peter looks over to joe
Peter: I think you’re supposed to shoot at it
Joe: if you say so
Joe grabs Black.Market Vandal from his back
Quagmire: Joe, no!
explosion
cleveland in bathtub
Cleveland: no no no no noo!!!!!
cleveland bathtub falls, becomes jett main

flair

i just know you never went outside after the age of 17 if you don’t know what a bb is

Bulldog - you just loooove being complicated
Guardian - you want a sniper but you also don’t want a scope
Phantom - blacked out like a phantom me phone keeps having a tantrum emo boy i got the party lit this song your national anthem
Vandal - you have not gone through puberty yet

Scout - you only play the Flying Scoutsman gamemode and it shows
Marshal - you are a twitch e-kitten that makes mommy asmr
Outlaw - just buy a marshal dood
Operator - you’re a sniper main with over 100+ hours and your chair smells like unclipped toenails and musty socks

Ares - let’s be honest who actually uses this
Odin - you want to buy a vandal but you also want to flex your credits

Knife - you are not a bhopper, you are amateur at best, and you never learned to bhop. faker.

Spike - i- eh??

dude shut up you’re iron and you play 3.4fps while recording on medal.tv

hypocrite

Classic - Broke MF Alert
Shorty - either you’re too broke for a Bucky or you’re on pistol round
Frenzy - you don’t exist
Ghost - oo look at me i have a silencer i definitely have better stats
Bandit - i have never seen someone use this before
Sheriff - arthur morgan wannabe

Stinger - stingy
Spectre - ghost but more expensive and full auto

Bucky - See, this is what gets me about shotguns in video games, usually in real life, the shotgun pellets travel more than 5 inches, and in games they’re reduced to glorified BB’s anywhere after 2.3 inches
Judge - same as bucky

Family guy Joe

Peter famy guy

plastic rustling noises
You want half a mounds bar?
Who eats a mounds bar?
Well, I do.
So, you go into the candy store and you see the hundreds of different options and you choose a mounds bar?
Yes.
So, what is it that you like? The coconut? The chocolate?
Yeah both those things.
So, how long have you been eating them?
Well, I've probably been having a mounds bar two to three times per day for the last 25 years.
Gee! No wonder you cant walk, you have total renal shutdown! Your kidneys are swimming in a pool of chocolate and coconut, here, give me that!
plastic rustling noises
What are you doing?

ts dude really hadtto like his own comment

bum + ratio + hop off the meatriding gng

no not u delighted go back to losing against easy bots in cs

dude shut up let me do my predictions

FAKER IS GONNA BE THEIR MVP THEN OLOFMEISTER WILL NINJA DEFUSE ON BURGERTOWN

I’MMCALLING IT

THE KRISS VECTOR HAS SOMETHING CALLED THE "Super V mechanism" WHICH FLOWS THE ENERGY DOWNWARDS TO REDUCE RECOIL AND CONTROL RAPID FIRING

NOT EXACTLY ZERO RECOUL BUT STILL LITTLE TO NO RECOIL!!!

ok Adrian Christian Hernandez, or as the locals call me, "A"