Pulled a waitress

Waitress: how do you like your steak cooked sir?
Me:: raw. Next question
Waitress: what? No way i also like my steak rare too
Me: i wasnt talking about the steak 😈 ☠️ 🍷
Waitress: neither was I ba-baka 😖😖😖
me smiling menacingly 😈😈😈 my oh myy your a unique one 😈

killing myself

then he woke up

I plucked my eyes out after reading ts

you are a bigger bot than me apparantly

what went through your mind when you created this abomination

and then he clicked post

Okay

meow :3

Plot twist: the waitress is Rb