world cup is so boring

I genuinely do not understand how people can sit down for two hours and watch the World Cup. At the end of the day, it's literally just 22 people chasing the same ball around a giant field. People act like it's the most intense thing ever, but half the match is just passing the ball back and forth while commentators try their hardest to convince everyone something exciting is happening. Every time someone gets close to scoring, they either miss by three feet or fall over dramatically like they just got hit by a truck. Then after 90 minutes of running, the score is somehow still 0-0. Imagine spending an entire movie watching characters build up to a climax only for nothing to happen. That's basically soccer.

What makes it even funnier is that soccer is one of the simplest sports imaginable. The strategy is basically "kick ball toward net and don't let other team kick ball toward your net." Meanwhile, fans will spend hours analyzing formations and tactics as if they're discussing military operations. You'll hear someone say, "That defensive adjustment in the 63rd minute completely changed the game," and then you check the scoreboard and it's still 1-0. The players run like marathon athletes for an hour and a half just to produce fewer points than a single basketball quarter. Sometimes entire tournaments are decided by penalty kicks, which is basically the sports equivalent of flipping a coin after making everyone wait all day.

Meanwhile, VCT Valorant is actually entertaining because something happens every thirty seconds. There's constant action, clutch plays, insane flicks, utility combos, strategy, communication, and moments where a single player can completely change a round. In soccer, a highlight might be one cool goal every hour. In Valorant, you can get an ace, a 1v5 clutch, an insane Operator shot, and a ridiculous comeback all within a few rounds. Watching the World Cup feels like watching people slowly move a ball across a field while waiting for something interesting to happen. Watching VCT feels like watching a highlight reel that never ends. If I had to choose between seeing 90 minutes of professional grass-touching and watching ten players turn a digital bomb site into absolute chaos, I'm picking VCT every single time.

also its soccer by the way, not football. if you disagree you're part of the problem

I genuinely do not understand how people can sit down for two hours and watch the World Cup. At the end of the day, it's literally just 22 people chasing the same ball around a giant field. People act like it's the most intense thing ever, but half the match is just passing the ball back and forth while commentators try their hardest to convince everyone something exciting is happening. Every time someone gets close to scoring, they either miss by three feet or fall over dramatically like they just got hit by a truck. Then after 90 minutes of running, the score is somehow still 0-0. Imagine spending an entire movie watching characters build up to a climax only for nothing to happen. That's basically soccer.

What makes it even funnier is that soccer is one of the simplest sports imaginable. The strategy is basically "kick ball toward net and don't let other team kick ball toward your net." Meanwhile, fans will spend hours analyzing formations and tactics as if they're discussing military operations. You'll hear someone say, "That defensive adjustment in the 63rd minute completely changed the game," and then you check the scoreboard and it's still 1-0. The players run like marathon athletes for an hour and a half just to produce fewer points than a single basketball quarter. Sometimes entire tournaments are decided by penalty kicks, which is basically the sports equivalent of flipping a coin after making everyone wait all day.

Meanwhile, VCT Valorant is actually entertaining because something happens every thirty seconds. There's constant action, clutch plays, insane flicks, utility combos, strategy, communication, and moments where a single player can completely change a round. In soccer, a highlight might be one cool goal every hour. In Valorant, you can get an ace, a 1v5 clutch, an insane Operator shot, and a ridiculous comeback all within a few rounds. Watching the World Cup feels like watching people slowly move a ball across a field while waiting for something interesting to happen. Watching VCT feels like watching a highlight reel that never ends. If I had to choose between seeing 90 minutes of professional grass-touching and watching ten players turn a digital bomb site into absolute chaos, I'm picking VCT every single time.

also its soccer by the way, not football. if you disagree you're part of the problem

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I genuinely do not understand how people can sit down for two hours and watch the World Cup. At the end of the day, it's literally just 22 people chasing the same ball around a giant field. People act like it's the most intense thing ever, but half the match is just passing the ball back and forth while commentators try their hardest to convince everyone something exciting is happening. Every time someone gets close to scoring, they either miss by three feet or fall over dramatically like they just got hit by a truck. Then after 90 minutes of running, the score is somehow still 0-0. Imagine spending an entire movie watching characters build up to a climax only for nothing to happen. That's basically soccer.

What makes it even funnier is that soccer is one of the simplest sports imaginable. The strategy is basically "kick ball toward net and don't let other team kick ball toward your net." Meanwhile, fans will spend hours analyzing formations and tactics as if they're discussing military operations. You'll hear someone say, "That defensive adjustment in the 63rd minute completely changed the game," and then you check the scoreboard and it's still 1-0. The players run like marathon athletes for an hour and a half just to produce fewer points than a single basketball quarter. Sometimes entire tournaments are decided by penalty kicks, which is basically the sports equivalent of flipping a coin after making everyone wait all day.

Meanwhile, VCT Valorant is actually entertaining because something happens every thirty seconds. There's constant action, clutch plays, insane flicks, utility combos, strategy, communication, and moments where a single player can completely change a round. In soccer, a highlight might be one cool goal every hour. In Valorant, you can get an ace, a 1v5 clutch, an insane Operator shot, and a ridiculous comeback all within a few rounds. Watching the World Cup feels like watching people slowly move a ball across a field while waiting for something interesting to happen. Watching VCT feels like watching a highlight reel that never ends. If I had to choose between seeing 90 minutes of professional grass-touching and watching ten players turn a digital bomb site into absolute chaos, I'm picking VCT every single time.

also its soccer by the way, not football. if you disagree you're part of the problem

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world cup is so boring
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I genuinely do not understand how people can sit down for two hours and watch the World Cup. At the end of the day, it's literally just 22 people chasing the same ball around a giant field. People act like it's the most intense thing ever, but half the match is just passing the ball back and forth while commentators try their hardest to convince everyone something exciting is happening. Every time someone gets close to scoring, they either miss by three feet or fall over dramatically like they just got hit by a truck. Then after 90 minutes of running, the score is somehow still 0-0. Imagine spending an entire movie watching characters build up to a climax only for nothing to happen. That's basically soccer.

What makes it even funnier is that soccer is one of the simplest sports imaginable. The strategy is basically "kick ball toward net and don't let other team kick ball toward your net." Meanwhile, fans will spend hours analyzing formations and tactics as if they're discussing military operations. You'll hear someone say, "That defensive adjustment in the 63rd minute completely changed the game," and then you check the scoreboard and it's still 1-0. The players run like marathon athletes for an hour and a half just to produce fewer points than a single basketball quarter. Sometimes entire tournaments are decided by penalty kicks, which is basically the sports equivalent of flipping a coin after making everyone wait all day.

Meanwhile, VCT Valorant is actually entertaining because something happens every thirty seconds. There's constant action, clutch plays, insane flicks, utility combos, strategy, communication, and moments where a single player can completely change a round. In soccer, a highlight might be one cool goal every hour. In Valorant, you can get an ace, a 1v5 clutch, an insane Operator shot, and a ridiculous comeback all within a few rounds. Watching the World Cup feels like watching people slowly move a ball across a field while waiting for something interesting to happen. Watching VCT feels like watching a highlight reel that never ends. If I had to choose between seeing 90 minutes of professional grass-touching and watching ten players turn a digital bomb site into absolute chaos, I'm picking VCT every single time.

also its soccer by the way, not football. if you disagree you're part of the problem

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I genuinely do not understand how people can sit down for two hours and watch the World Cup. At the end of the day, it's literally just 22 people chasing the same ball around a giant field. People act like it's the most intense thing ever, but half the match is just passing the ball back and forth while commentators try their hardest to convince everyone something exciting is happening. Every time someone gets close to scoring, they either miss by three feet or fall over dramatically like they just got hit by a truck. Then after 90 minutes of running, the score is somehow still 0-0. Imagine spending an entire movie watching characters build up to a climax only for nothing to happen. That's basically soccer.

What makes it even funnier is that soccer is one of the simplest sports imaginable. The strategy is basically "kick ball toward net and don't let other team kick ball toward your net." Meanwhile, fans will spend hours analyzing formations and tactics as if they're discussing military operations. You'll hear someone say, "That defensive adjustment in the 63rd minute completely changed the game," and then you check the scoreboard and it's still 1-0. The players run like marathon athletes for an hour and a half just to produce fewer points than a single basketball quarter. Sometimes entire tournaments are decided by penalty kicks, which is basically the sports equivalent of flipping a coin after making everyone wait all day.

Meanwhile, VCT Valorant is actually entertaining because something happens every thirty seconds. There's constant action, clutch plays, insane flicks, utility combos, strategy, communication, and moments where a single player can completely change a round. In soccer, a highlight might be one cool goal every hour. In Valorant, you can get an ace, a 1v5 clutch, an insane Operator shot, and a ridiculous comeback all within a few rounds. Watching the World Cup feels like watching people slowly move a ball across a field while waiting for something interesting to happen. Watching VCT feels like watching a highlight reel that never ends. If I had to choose between seeing 90 minutes of professional grass-touching and watching ten players turn a digital bomb site into absolute chaos, I'm picking VCT every single time.

also its soccer by the way, not football. if you disagree you're part of the problem

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I genuinely do not understand how people can sit down for two hours and watch the World Cup. At the end of the day, it's literally just 22 people chasing the same ball around a giant field. People act like it's the most intense thing ever, but half the match is just passing the ball back and forth while commentators try their hardest to convince everyone something exciting is happening. Every time someone gets close to scoring, they either miss by three feet or fall over dramatically like they just got hit by a truck. Then after 90 minutes of running, the score is somehow still 0-0. Imagine spending an entire movie watching characters build up to a climax only for nothing to happen. That's basically soccer.

What makes it even funnier is that soccer is one of the simplest sports imaginable. The strategy is basically "kick ball toward net and don't let other team kick ball toward your net." Meanwhile, fans will spend hours analyzing formations and tactics as if they're discussing military operations. You'll hear someone say, "That defensive adjustment in the 63rd minute completely changed the game," and then you check the scoreboard and it's still 1-0. The players run like marathon athletes for an hour and a half just to produce fewer points than a single basketball quarter. Sometimes entire tournaments are decided by penalty kicks, which is basically the sports equivalent of flipping a coin after making everyone wait all day.

Meanwhile, VCT Valorant is actually entertaining because something happens every thirty seconds. There's constant action, clutch plays, insane flicks, utility combos, strategy, communication, and moments where a single player can completely change a round. In soccer, a highlight might be one cool goal every hour. In Valorant, you can get an ace, a 1v5 clutch, an insane Operator shot, and a ridiculous comeback all within a few rounds. Watching the World Cup feels like watching people slowly move a ball across a field while waiting for something interesting to happen. Watching VCT feels like watching a highlight reel that never ends. If I had to choose between seeing 90 minutes of professional grass-touching and watching ten players turn a digital bomb site into absolute chaos, I'm picking VCT every single time.

also its soccer by the way, not football. if you disagree you're part of the problem

we have every single mDd/azert alt in this thread

So true that shit is fucking boring

obvious bait but still hurt my feelings

Apart from hot women everything else is boring.

Facts

admins can we just ban him this bait is so bad

A lot of football sympathisers in the chat (or should I say “soccer” 🤣), for I might actually agree with cameran for once, despite the possible ragebait. VCT for me is leagues hands down more entertaining than football ever could be. Just a nice ass game that we all love and enjoy, amirite?

another attempt at having a good copypasta, maybe next time it'll be remembered cameran and you will finally feel that satisfaction ur looking for!! keep trying

I genuinely do not understand how people can sit down for two hours and watch the World Cup. At the end of the day, it's literally just 22 people chasing the same ball around a giant field. People act like it's the most intense thing ever, but half the match is just passing the ball back and forth while commentators try their hardest to convince everyone something exciting is happening. Every time someone gets close to scoring, they either miss by three feet or fall over dramatically like they just got hit by a truck. Then after 90 minutes of running, the score is somehow still 0-0. Imagine spending an entire movie watching characters build up to a climax only for nothing to happen. That's basically soccer.

What makes it even funnier is that soccer is one of the simplest sports imaginable. The strategy is basically "kick ball toward net and don't let other team kick ball toward your net." Meanwhile, fans will spend hours analyzing formations and tactics as if they're discussing military operations. You'll hear someone say, "That defensive adjustment in the 63rd minute completely changed the game," and then you check the scoreboard and it's still 1-0. The players run like marathon athletes for an hour and a half just to produce fewer points than a single basketball quarter. Sometimes entire tournaments are decided by penalty kicks, which is basically the sports equivalent of flipping a coin after making everyone wait all day.

Meanwhile, VCT Valorant is actually entertaining because something happens every thirty seconds. There's constant action, clutch plays, insane flicks, utility combos, strategy, communication, and moments where a single player can completely change a round. In soccer, a highlight might be one cool goal every hour. In Valorant, you can get an ace, a 1v5 clutch, an insane Operator shot, and a ridiculous comeback all within a few rounds. Watching the World Cup feels like watching people slowly move a ball across a field while waiting for something interesting to happen. Watching VCT feels like watching a highlight reel that never ends. If I had to choose between seeing 90 minutes of professional grass-touching and watching ten players turn a digital bomb site into absolute chaos, I'm picking VCT every single time.

also its soccer by the way, not football. if you disagree you're part of the problem

Ik it's bait but this is unironically the type of shit people will say before turning around and drooling and clapping their hands at 10 minutes of ads for every minute of actual gameplay and a halftime music performance more important than the actual event that is the Super Bowl

I genuinely do not understand how people can sit down for two hours and watch the World Cup. At the end of the day, it's literally just 22 people chasing the same ball around a giant field. People act like it's the most intense thing ever, but half the match is just passing the ball back and forth while commentators try their hardest to convince everyone something exciting is happening. Every time someone gets close to scoring, they either miss by three feet or fall over dramatically like they just got hit by a truck. Then after 90 minutes of running, the score is somehow still 0-0. Imagine spending an entire movie watching characters build up to a climax only for nothing to happen. That's basically soccer.

What makes it even funnier is that soccer is one of the simplest sports imaginable. The strategy is basically "kick ball toward net and don't let other team kick ball toward your net." Meanwhile, fans will spend hours analyzing formations and tactics as if they're discussing military operations. You'll hear someone say, "That defensive adjustment in the 63rd minute completely changed the game," and then you check the scoreboard and it's still 1-0. The players run like marathon athletes for an hour and a half just to produce fewer points than a single basketball quarter. Sometimes entire tournaments are decided by penalty kicks, which is basically the sports equivalent of flipping a coin after making everyone wait all day.

Meanwhile, VCT Valorant is actually entertaining because something happens every thirty seconds. There's constant action, clutch plays, insane flicks, utility combos, strategy, communication, and moments where a single player can completely change a round. In soccer, a highlight might be one cool goal every hour. In Valorant, you can get an ace, a 1v5 clutch, an insane Operator shot, and a ridiculous comeback all within a few rounds. Watching the World Cup feels like watching people slowly move a ball across a field while waiting for something interesting to happen. Watching VCT feels like watching a highlight reel that never ends. If I had to choose between seeing 90 minutes of professional grass-touching and watching ten players turn a digital bomb site into absolute chaos, I'm picking VCT every single time.

also its soccer by the way, not football. if you disagree you're part of the problem

So true.

fuck the world cup

knicks in five

I genuinely do not understand how people can sit down for two hours and watch the World Cup. At the end of the day, it's literally just 22 people chasing the same ball around a giant field. People act like it's the most intense thing ever, but half the match is just passing the ball back and forth while commentators try their hardest to convince everyone something exciting is happening. Every time someone gets close to scoring, they either miss by three feet or fall over dramatically like they just got hit by a truck. Then after 90 minutes of running, the score is somehow still 0-0. Imagine spending an entire movie watching characters build up to a climax only for nothing to happen. That's basically soccer.

What makes it even funnier is that soccer is one of the simplest sports imaginable. The strategy is basically "kick ball toward net and don't let other team kick ball toward your net." Meanwhile, fans will spend hours analyzing formations and tactics as if they're discussing military operations. You'll hear someone say, "That defensive adjustment in the 63rd minute completely changed the game," and then you check the scoreboard and it's still 1-0. The players run like marathon athletes for an hour and a half just to produce fewer points than a single basketball quarter. Sometimes entire tournaments are decided by penalty kicks, which is basically the sports equivalent of flipping a coin after making everyone wait all day.

Meanwhile, VCT Valorant is actually entertaining because something happens every thirty seconds. There's constant action, clutch plays, insane flicks, utility combos, strategy, communication, and moments where a single player can completely change a round. In soccer, a highlight might be one cool goal every hour. In Valorant, you can get an ace, a 1v5 clutch, an insane Operator shot, and a ridiculous comeback all within a few rounds. Watching the World Cup feels like watching people slowly move a ball across a field while waiting for something interesting to happen. Watching VCT feels like watching a highlight reel that never ends. If I had to choose between seeing 90 minutes of professional grass-touching and watching ten players turn a digital bomb site into absolute chaos, I'm picking VCT every single time.

also its soccer by the way, not football. if you disagree you're part of the problem

how long does typing shit like this take you

This is like seeing the Bible written🙏

AGREED

the truth

yeah. I'm only gonna watch portugal games.

Already stopped watching soccer after 2020

plz stfu LOL

ik ur just baiting football fans but I wholeheartedly agree w pretty much everything u said

unless it's like the semifinals between heavyweights, it's a boring ass sport to watch, i thought basketball had a flopping problem till i watched s0ccer players. GROWN ASS men writhing on the ground clutching their feet while secretly laughing, kicking the ball away, wasting the clock, just cuz they're 1-0 up. Just plain disrespect to viewer's times

You know the bait is good when you're in negative frags on VLR and negative upvotes on reddit

looks like the new fent batch is ready... plz start delivering it right away cameraman

I dont like the new cameraman
go back to selling fent we miss u

right lets all watch nfl(ads)

copypasta aside, usa denying entry to some people is something that should be brought up more.

s0cc0r

You're getting downvoted, but you're actually right. This is one of the rare takes by you that I actually agree with.