As someone who has seen no recent games except brasil ones
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World Cup Prediction
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Portugal will try to bruteforce Cristiano Ronaldo and his semi retired ass will miss three clear goals on a major game
WRONG ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌
Goatstiano Goatnaldo is going to carry us and we will win it all using hype moments and aura 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
this guy was hating on aspas
aspas has portuguese ancestry
it's like a brazilian hating on bang (bang has brazilian ancestry if u dont know)
achas q tenho de apoiar um jogador por causa de seus antepassados??? kkkkkkkkkkk
No but hes very far from the prime cristiano + he was never really that good when playing for Portugal or in World Cups anyways
World Cup always has some random ass disappointments and sadly i think Croatia will be the one this time
Colombia will make finals because they are my sleeper pick this WC
Gimme a bit I gotta reverse engineer your bracket to figure out how your groups went
Holdup i'il send you a print but i got Croatia grouped and Portugal third if im not mistaken
Edit: Lost it lol but thats pretty much it i think i have France going 2nd on their group too
All good I got it
A - 🇲🇽 🇰🇷 ( 🇿🇦 🇨🇿 )
B - 🇨🇦 🇧🇦 🇨🇭 🇶🇦
C - 🇲🇦 🇧🇷 🏴 🇭🇹
D - 🇹🇷 🇵🇾 🇺🇸 🇦🇺
E - 🇪🇨 🇨🇮 🇩🇪 🇨🇼
F - 🇯🇵 🇳🇱 ( 🇸🇪 🇹🇳 )
G - 🇧🇪 🇪🇬 ( 🇮🇷 🇳🇿 )
H - 🇪🇸 🇸🇦 🇺🇾 🇨🇻
I - 🇸🇳 🇫🇷 🇳🇴 🇮🇶
J - 🇦🇷 🇯🇴 🇦🇹 🇩🇿
K - 🇨🇴 🇨🇩 🇵🇹 🇺🇿
L - 🏴 🇬🇭 ( 🇭🇷 🇵🇦 )
Ok, full thoughts:
Group A
Yeah, this is realistic... anything could be realistic, really, but Mexico 1st feels more normal than anything
Group B
As a Canadian I'd love to win our group but this is NOT happening bro. Switzerland being anything but 1st in this group is genuinely your wildest take in this entire prediction
Group C
Mhm. I'm pretty sure this is the most common take for this group
Group D
I've had this same pred for quite a while (Türkiye interchangeable with Paraguay, USA interchangeable with Australia) but the USA have been impressive lately, we've gotta face it. Paraguay also lost Julio Enciso to injury a couple days ago... they're still a very solid team but that's a HUGE hit
Group E
Germany 3rd isn't as hot a take as you think it is. Ecuador is NOT winning this group though... they're impossible to score against but they can't score either. They're getting 4-5 points max I guarantee you
Group F
Standard pick. No comments
Group G
Yeah nothing to be said here tbh
Group H
You probably have Uruguay 3rd because of how bad they've looked... trust me, Saudi Arabia look even worse. I personally have Cabo Verde getting 2nd in this group, but honestly these three could go in any order (if España don't win this group there's a glitch in the matrix)
Group I
RAHHHHH SENEGAAL 🇸🇳 🇸🇳 🇸🇳 🇸🇳 🇸🇳
Group J
I've been throwing Jordan 2nd out there as my personal hot take for a while but man, these guys have had like 3-4 of their 5 best players go out to injury and miss the tournament. They've gotten some decent results but there's just no argument for them anymore unfortunately. Also Algeria 4th is HELLA disrespectful I can't lie
Group K
You know ball, my friend.
Group L
...is there a reason you have Ghana any higher than 4th? Because they have not shown a damn thing to convince anyone otherwise
Round of 32
Ecuador vs. Switzerland is such a sick game, glad you have it. Ghana is in NO world beating Congo DR that's just ridiculous, you were right in saying you haven't seen either team. France getting revenge against Côte d'Ivoire is kinda cinema but that's a boring result icl. And Canada over Germany LMFAO alright man I see you
Round of 16
Oh we got hella rematches in this round. Senegal vs. Ecuador from 2022... Korea vs. Brazil from 2022 but also from a couple months ago... Canada vs. Colombia from the autumn window... France vs. Morocco from 2022 as well. The all-CONMEBOL game is gonna be so fun to watch. Mexico vs. Portugal has somehow never happened at the World Cup damn. No really hot takes in this round from you tbh, but personally I think Senegal and Belgium beat Ecuador and Norway if they play how they've been playing recently
Quarterfinals
How on earth did we end up with two UEFA head-to-heads and two CONMEBOL head-to-heads? That might be the most boring outcome I can't lie. The games themselves are pretty fun though... nothing unrealistic results-wise either
Semifinals
Brazil vs. Spain and Colombia vs. Portugal are such fire semifinals, you somehow ended up cooking, I take it back. I would LOVE to see Colombia pull off the run, so I'm happy about this
Final
Yeah, idk what else I expected. It ends with Spain winning, as the vast majority of (serious) preds do
Ecuador reminds be of Boca Juniors on Libertadores 23 where they managed to get to the final without winning a single game. Peak haramball south american football i have FAITH
Switzerland is just always a nothingburguer of a squad i guess i put Bosnia above because Dzeko alone feel more exciting than anything the swiss can do and Canada would be fun but like i said not really a serious pred i have no clue how good they are
Same goes to the African squads cause i have even less of a clue from them
Spain feels like a no-brainer but would love Brasil to win them (maybe we can get some momentum with the "easier" bracket by facing the hardest team on the first groups round and then sailing to the quarters? ancellotti will figure out the starting squad by then)
edin dzeko is gonna turn back time 20 years and dominate. top scorer in the tournament
If Portugal make it to the semis, they aren't losing to Columbia. Even if Columbia is leading 10-0 going into half, Infantino + Trump will deadass assassinate the Columbians in the locker room.
Diff between a Billion dollar final and a multimillion dollar final
Germany has been very underwhelming for 2 WCs now and Canada is lowkey solid i feel like its not that farfetched
Would NEVER happen on paper but if we beat you at a World Cup it would be the most Germany thing of all time considering recent results
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