Sunday: go for a walk all day, as punishment for the game yesterday. you get 1 sip of water for every 5000 steps you take.
Monday - Friday:
Wake up at 06:00
Deathmatches from 06:15 - 11:30 (NO BREAKS)
Lunch from 11:30 to 12:00, no junk food, only healthy cuisine
Scrims from 12:00 to 18:00 (5 min break between each scrim)
IF YOU PLAY BADLY, 50 PUSHUPS
IF YOU GO NEGATIVE, 100 SITUPS
IF YOU TEAMFLASH, NBS PUNCHES YOU
IF YOU GIVE FALSE COMMS, D00MBR0S SLAPS YOU ACROSS THE FACE
IF NBS AND D00MBR0S CREATE A BAD STRAT OR A BAD COMP, SHAVE THEIR EYEBROWS AND PULL THEIR HAIR AS HARD AS YOU CAN (the best performing player of the scrims will do this)
IF YOU PLAY BADLY, YOU WILL ALSO LOSE 50% OF YOUR PAYCHECK
18:00 - 23:00 RANKED
FOR EVERY GAME YOU HAVE A TRACKER SCORE LESS THAN 800, SEAN GARES KICKS YOU IN THE GROIN
23:00 - 06:00 SLEEP
NO TIKTOK, NO INSTAGRAM REELS, NO INTERCOURSE WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER, NO FACEBOOK, NO ROBLOX (looking at you Pete) AND DEFINITELY NO VLR OR TWITTER
Saturday (Game day):
05:00 wake up
05:15 - 08:00 go for a walk (NO WATER)
08:00 - 11:00 Deathmatches, if you have less than a 75% winrate you will get fined 1000 usd
11:00 - 13:00 GO OVER STRATS, PAY ATTENTION, YOU WILL GET QUIZZED ON IT BEFORE GAME START
13:00 - 14:00 DEATHMATCHES AGAIN
14:00 Good luck have fun 🥰😽✌️☺️🫶
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