comment on this post and i will roast you

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go ahead

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I alr get roasted a shit ton of times daily I am immune to this

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falsett

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??

fuck u trying to dox me for

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faucet

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auckland

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dry

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south island

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mate im in the north 💀💀

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wait u can speak maori

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kia ora

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competitive

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bisaya

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Linardinsss

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Do me!!

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ur name lit has ardiis in it 💀

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Modern575

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Uh huh

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dude who tf even are you

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ATAT7

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Hmm

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ur lit betraying ur flag with the tl flair on what happened to tex????

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ATAT7

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Tex fake flagging, al0 and harmii German goats

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zak9

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Larp larp larp sahur

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Divine_Thunder

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getting ignored has to be a roast in itself

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Okay gayboi

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i bet u have a sco ish accent ye

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I dont sobs

I lost it </3

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aww sad :(
how did you lose it

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Be surrounded by english ppl

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so if i surround myself with scottish people i can get an accent!?!?! is that how it works?!?!!?

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Maybe 🤷‍♀️

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ill try it

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Lyxium

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Let me see your roast

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ur mama so fat that she wears the rings around saturn oooooooooooooooooooooo

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Nats_2nd_biggest_fan

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Don't be mean to him >:(

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who is the 1st big fan lmao, cant even be a fanboy properly
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Nats_2nd_biggest_fan

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Hello everyone. My name is Ayaz, but you know me as nAts. Today, we are not talking about Cypher setups or Viper lurks. We are talking about something more important: the mindset of being nats 2nd biggest fan.
In Valorant, as in life, you must have a plan. You must have discipline. To be the 2nd biggest fan, you are not just a spectator; you are a student of the game.
The Official Definition
nats 2nd biggest fan (noun / title):
A person of extreme discipline and patience who understands that the #1 spot is already taken (probably by my mom or maybe a very dedicated Cypher camera). This person does not need the spotlight. They stay in the shadows, waiting for the perfect timing to support, much like a lurk through mid on Icebox.
The Three Pillars of the 2nd Biggest Fan

The Discipline of the Lurk: A 2nd biggest fan knows that you don't always have to be the loudest. You don't need to spam in the chat every second. You watch, you learn the setups, and you stay calm even when the round looks impossible. You have the "ice in the veins" because you know the plan is working.
The Multi-Agent Versatility: To hold this title, you must appreciate the utility. You don't just care about the kills; you care about the impact. You are the one who notices when a smoke saves a teammate or when a tripwire catches the flank. You see the things others miss.
Respect for the Grind: I always say, I respect everyone who is working hard. The 2nd biggest fan respects the hours in the server. They don't get toxic when we lose a map; they analyze, they stay positive, and they prepare for the next match.

In Conclusion
Being the 2nd biggest fan is a very high rank. It means you are humble. You are not trying to be the "main character," but you are the most important part of the team's support system. You are the "anchor" of the fan base. You stay on site, you hold the angle, and you never give up.
Thank you for your support. I see you in the shadows, and I respect it.
That’s it.

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who?

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vo0kashuluvr

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I want it I want it

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i bet u love asspass

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vo0kashuluvr

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nice try

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nice try asspass because u love him so much OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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9wntr

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hi

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u such a child that you've been alive for 9 winters
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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DSBY

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boo

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u built like DiggerSBY the pokemon

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DSBY

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thats lowk fire

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✍️🔥

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lolapola

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im ready

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hola lola pola give me some canola

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Luffythegoat

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Me

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luffy is fucking dogshit the real one piece is his father

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Luffythegoat

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True his dad really is a treasure ❤️ 😘

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treasure that he spent like 100 years searching for 💀

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HAIIII FUNGAME

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drone

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what the fuck is this meant to mean like u just be saying silly shi to everyone else :(

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because drone is like a satellite

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ohhhh ofc i might be a serial fuckwit

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ok im sorry :(

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dont be sorry this is a me problem

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RealBallKnower

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chill out son

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the only ball you know is ur own ball sack

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SleepingSnorlax

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True

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shrike-

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Go

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and bend over
goooodddd boyyyyyyyy~~

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shrike-

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???????????????????????

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YESSS KINGGGGGGGGGG

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ni hao

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cnm

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六七你大爷

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nmsl

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mods explode his penis he said my mom died

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sheep shagger

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YOOO WSPP FELLOW KIWI

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wheres my roast mate

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asunaluvr

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dont be too harsh

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ASSUNA HAHAA

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asunaluvr

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😿💔

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sorryy :(

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hi

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mister diddy

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ty

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dododo_de_dadada

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please be gentle its already loose

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mouz more like moooooooooooooooo

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bl4z31ng

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Dew it.

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the only thing blazing is ur ass

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SleepingSnorlax

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Please give a good criticism otherwise you might get banned

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u built like ur username

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captmarshmallow

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You got this!

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https://tenor.com/en-AU/view/alpha-wolf-speech-bubble-stoic-sigma-gif-7732781329595029934

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300 posts dont even talk to me

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I_LOVE_LESS

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you best believe im a better shittalker than u

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i dont wanna roast u cuz i love less too

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SudokuDude

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nothing beat's MrBooBoom's SudoCul

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sudochudchud

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Maniacwolf

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🗿

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nrg nz says it all, pack it up with ur sigma awoooo user

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HerRhythm

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hlw

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the only rhythm i hear is your low frequency footsteps

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Yistyy

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hi i actually am curious what you have to say

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yistyy more like yes tyson

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what that means

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alrighty

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vibemerchant_25

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seems fun

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pooperx fan talking 😭

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Acethyr

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Hi 👋

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the only thing ur aceing is the stupidity test

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Acethyr

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What thats so mean, how could you 😿😿

Take it back 😿

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WHAT IF I DONT TAKE IT BCAK HAHAHAAHHA
ur

A
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Acethyr

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Creative I suppose
Good work fun game 😊

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31Raven

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fungamephoenix

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THANKS GOAT

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senyagi

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https://x.com/realVCz/status/2036152491851624488?s=20

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senyagi

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I'm not a sen fan 😠

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ur name says it all

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senyagi

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sen is not there because of SEN

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i want to believe that

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Clucker

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Pls dont roast me

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and if i dont?

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Clucker

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I wont be roasted

Mmmmmmm, call me shakespeare

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clucker more like cuck fucker

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So i fuck the cuck?

Im not gay tho.

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in immune

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hexagon

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yea

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juho

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hi

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juho more like just likes hot guys

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juho

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you got that right 🤤

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hmm

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not roasting my goat

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FUSaitama

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does he know ball 🗣️🥀

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i do know ball

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im commenting on behalf of teunoin

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teunoin more like ten groins
berlinglazer more like bumlinglazer

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why did u roast me too😿

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its part of the post i apologise 😿
also why delete discord

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have at me bitch

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ok genuinely tho everytime we're in a call i always hear ur annoying ass singing some stupid song at the top of ur lungs like chillax brudda

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FNSaimcoach9

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do it

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what is there to be said 🤣

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Foxym

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i have no idea what could fit me except "nerd"

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nerd
(sorry i ran out of ideas)

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cheese

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Pototo

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my chance

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how the hell did u spell potato wrong u potato head

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Pototo

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its intentional.... its what my gf calls me -_-

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mondely

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what's up fpx believer

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under heat 💀💀✌️

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Big_Potato

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hence the size of your forehead

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No shot

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dayumwtf where is ur dad

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pika pika

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