ALLAT ALERT
WE, yes WE, are gonna win an international trophy this year so you better put on that flair before the bandwagoners. We got amazing world class players that YOU could support and cheer on. Contarily to popular belief no we are not boring and smell like chuds but each player is very LIKABLE
- We got out coach JoshRT - fun fact about my man Josh over here the RT in his name stands for Real Threat, and not Terrorist which he has been accused of recently (he would never do such a thing), My boy Josh is the best coach in Americas rn and he has recently given birth to a new G2, called G2RX which is a slight nod at our fated opponents PRX
- Then we got my main man Jacob (we're cool like that) Valyn Batio, He is the best spoken player in all of VCT HANDS DOWN, cannot be argued and hes even better at IGL'ing than he is at speaking, my goat, robbed at t0nz awards btw
- The pasty white boy with ALL the motion, thats right, im talkin bout Trent yall. Recently got his first Ace ever in VCT everybody give him a standing ovation and im surprised there was 0 missiles involved haha, he is very cool and funny yall would love seeing his tejo lineups hes bascially made them all
- One. Singular. Leaf. The clutch factor of G2 as they call him, Best Viper ITW rn and prolly top3 americas players rn (and he aint no2 or no3) Now what really pisses me off his how the only thing people got against him is how he looks, like cmon do better yall js because he mogs your favorite players in game doesnt mean yall gotta attack him for his looks, Definetly a certified goat
- Jawgemo Dawgemo Rawdawgemo, i like to call him Alex yk first name basis and all, Alexandar the great haha. Now my boy alex had a stinker this kickoff but now (in jacobs (valyn) recent interview) he said that the whole team plays around Jawgemo rather than before it being He plays for the team (miniboo type shit)
- Last but certainly not least, BabyBay, now me and him arent on a first name basis (yet) because ive made too many threads about wanting him to replace him with Max (demon1) and i would like to formally apologise to my favorite unc, i am sorry, i was not familer with your game unc you can stay on this team for as long as you want gng YOU GOT IT BIG BRO
Ik nobody trynna read allat but my hands are cramping from typing allat so YOU, yes YOU, will read ts and you will put on that G2 flar
Thankyou for your time
(yes this post was inspired by king_bob)
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