Everyone come I’ll teach you some French

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pommebleue

If there ever is some French girl you like you can say to her “j’adore avaler mes propres crottes de nez” which means “I really want you to peg me”

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I_LOVE_LESS

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fuck yeah im using that

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king_bob

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that’s disgusting and immature

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pommebleue

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How old are you

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king_bob

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10 years old

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pommebleue

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Doesn’t that make you old enough to own a gun in Texas?

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king_bob

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no that would be silly

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poggpigg

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je ne t’aime pas, pommebleue

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Prase

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Okay thanks. Now teach us how to pronounce that so it sounds French instead of gibberish.

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pommebleue

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Uhhh just ask her to peg u in English if she doesn’t understand English then it’s not that big of a loss I’d say

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cloudberry

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Nice try bro

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pommebleue

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😇

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ggd12345

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j'adore avaler TES crottes de nez ;) ;)

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pommebleue

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I accept ur date proposal we can meet anywhere u like in Paris except at the Eiffel Tower or any other place with tourists for that matter

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ggd12345

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let's meet in paris, texas because i am américain 🤠🤠🤠

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pommebleue

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Are you gonna make me shoot turkeys with your double barrel shotgun?