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funniest Boaster fact ever

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#1
king_bob

he’s arguably the sole reason why FNC lost both international finals this year

FNC Champions GF: 38/73 (-35) (bottom fragged) (5 maps btw)

FNC Masters Toronto GF: 41/71 (-30) (bottom fragged) (went 6/17 in the final map FNC lost 12-14 in)

BONUS: the worst international playoff performance ever is Champs 2024 Boaster (0.55 rating) (went -15 in FNC’s knockout match) (went -11 the match before that) (went -22 the match before before that with a 9/31 scoreline) (bottom fragged all of it)

GOAT igl btw.

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catNmouse
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i’d argue his toronto performance was worse given the fact that all the maps were close

fnatic just sucked on 3 of the maps they lost in the finals, can’t really attribute it to just boaster

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king_bob
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ITS NOT YOUR FAULT BOASTER LETS GET YOU RESIGNED ASAP

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king_bob
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dumbass #2937362618: NOOO BOASTER NOO DONT RESIGN COME TO CLOUD9 AND PLAY WITH XEPPAA AND V1C AND BOTTOM FRAG THERE!!! YOURE TOTALLY GONNA BRING MY DOGSHIT TEAM TO ANOTHER FINAL WITHOUT WELL KNOWN SHITTERS LIKE ALFAJER AND KAJAAAAAAK!!!!

#30
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hooooold up! 😮 waaaait a minute now! 🤔 I think I get what you’re saying king bob! 😊 boaster without being surrounded by the best possible players FNATIC INC CORP INDUSTRIES can buy 😮 will in fact accomplish absolutely nothing! 🤯

now that I think about it 🤔 if Boaster were to play on Cloud9 🧐 he would look super silly!! 🤪 but this wouldn’t make sense 🤨 because we all expect his IGLING TO BE THE BEST IN THE WORLD!!! 🌎

#3
I_LOVE_LESS
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he's also the reason his team even made it that far

#5
king_bob
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LOL

#7
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I_LOVE_LESS: king bob what don’t you understand boaster definitely took his team compromised of alfajer chronicle crashies and kaajak to these finals in the first place!!! boaster did that!!!! totally not the other way around!!! FNC HAS BEEN CARRIED BY HIS CALLS FOR AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER!!!!

#8
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ummm what if I told you that being such a dogshit igl isn’t a good enough excuse even if your team makes it into deep runs? what if without you and with a better overall player + igl, FNC could even WIN these events god forbid???

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I_LOVE_LESS: yeah like THAT could ever happen pshhhhh IMPOSSIBLE that’s just NOT POSSIBLE FNATIC NEED BOASTERS CALLING TO SUCCEED!! their players are NOT GOOD ENOUGH!!! replace Boaster and you’re left with a BROKEN AND AWFUL TEAM!!!

#23
emptybackis
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yeah you're the goat in my eyes

#9
I_LOVE_LESS
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a team of good players needs a good igl to do anything
case and point VIT this year. everyone called them a superteam because they have the talent on paper but they lacked an actual igl and it cost them everything

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CASE IN POINT: VITALITY

reason: THEY POOPED THE BED BECAUSE THEY HAD NO GOOD IGL!!!

THEREFORE: FNATIC CAN NEVER FIND ANOTHER GOOD IGL!!! THEYRE STUCK WITH BOASTER FOREVER APPARENTLY NOOOOOOO!!!!

#16
I_LOVE_LESS
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have you ever heard of karrigan? the greatest cs igl ever? go check his stats on hltv

#20
king_bob
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ummm king bob? yeah here’s this guy from a completely different game, yeah notice how he’s like an igl but also can’t shoot but like is still winning even though he’s been getting hard carried the exact same way since forever? yeah case in point idiot you are completely wrong about BOASTER.

#24
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wait hold up king bob 🤔

are you saying karrigan is shit? and needs to retire?

#25
king_bob
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YES!!! YES I AM SAYING THAT!!! LMAOOOOOO

#17
themaniel
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Who else could they pick up?

Emea only just discovered that jett isn't the best agent anymore

#26
king_bob
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who could replace the biggest VCT terrorist possibly ever?

open trials: 👋 😃
tier 2: 👋 😎
tier 3: 👋 😮
tier 4?: 👋 🤨

#18
king_bob
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waaait a minute king bob 🤔

what if there’s another igl in eu that can call AND shoot his gun 🤔

KING_BOB: IMPOSSIBLE

#40
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alfa, became a good player under boaster, kaajak , became a good player under boaster, crashies had a 0.91 rating his last season in americas before joining fnc, chronicle is only IN the goat conversation BECAUSE of the 2 titles he won, on FNC, with boaster, the claim that boaster should get replaced on fnatic is a valid one, acting like hes somehow a dogshit player and not the greatest IGL to touch the game is just fucking stupid

#43
x_knowitall39_x
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acting like crashies wasnt an all time goat initiator, alfa wasnt a demon, and kaajak wasnt the most sought after t2 player prior to boaster is just despicable. dont attribute these guys being only good because they played with fucking boaster

#44
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NOT POSSIBLE. BOASTER IS WHY THEYRE SO GOOD. BOASTER MADE THESE PLAYERS. BOASTER IS THE GOAT. ALL HAIL BOASTER ALL HAIL BOASTER ALL HAIL BOASTER ALL HAIL BOASTER ALL HAIL BOASTER ALL HAIL BOASTER ALL HAIL BOASTER ALL HAIL BOASTER ALL HAIL BOASTER ALL HAIL BOASTER ALL HAIL BOASTER ALL HAIL BOASTER ALL HAIL BOASTER ALL HAIL BOASTER ALL HAIL BOASTER ALL HAIL BOASTER ALL HAIL BOASTER ALL HAIL BOASTER

#48
HIMNIJ
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do you actually know how many goat T2 players have come into tier 1 and dont actually nothing? because there was like 3 last year in emea alone lmao, crashies objectively was playing shit the year before he joined fnc, again, they are not ONLY good because of playing with boaster, but i guarentee you ask any one of them they will tell you boaster enables them massively as players

#19
BerLINglazer
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another schizo posting from kingbob

#4
king_bob
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nooo but king boooob it’s not his job to shoot his guuun it’s his job to make calllllls noooo it’s not his fault he’s holding down his entire team for the past like 2 years it’s noooooot nooo

#50
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do you not think the other players would have just left if they thought boaster was not an massive part of their success? you think they dont just all go to VIT with derke and get another IGL? acting like they dont have free will or some shit

#51
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hey let’s go ask Crashies this question right now

crashies: yo waddup bro

hey Crashies why don’t you wanna leave kaajak chronicle and alfajer?

crashies: nah I’m good

welp we got our answer

#52
HIMNIJ
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bro they can talk to each other you understand that right? they can just all go to the same team lmao, you think vitality wouldnt have jumped at the chance to hire them all the same time they hired derke? you think VIT wouldnt have payd buyouts lmao?

#6
1dan1x
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Imagine being such a goated igl that playing so shit doesnt matter until the last game

#11
1dan1x
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ayo king bob can you help me with schizophrenia, since you have it yourself?

#12
BeastieBoys
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Shoutout Chronicle 2023 for being arguably the sole reason why Fnatic lost in each of their 3 losses, bottem fragged (6/9 bottem frags on maps, didn't go positive once, -64 total).

"GOAT" btw

#13
dimmed
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I love stats

#14
themaniel
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I think he also does a lot more work than most igl's outside of the server

it's a shame he can't shoot back

#22
SPR1NG
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Uncommon King Bob L

#28
shaq_attaqr
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he doesn't get enough shit for being completely unable to call properly on pearl and sunset, two maps that have been in the game for years

#29
catNmouse
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why is EMEA so bad at pearl compared to the other regions? The only team that had a good understanding of the map was BBL and they didn’t even make any internationals

#31
themaniel
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Because when a new map gets added all the teams in emea just perma ban it because they wish it was still 2021

#32
shaq_attaqr
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idk man, people used to say it's because they couldn't play harbour/viper but that shit hasn't been meta since tokyo

#33
SPR1NG
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Worst thing is they deserved to be there. However GiantX did an amazing run to champs, we will never know if BBL would of done better either sadly.

#34
HIMNIJ
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i genuinely dont get this take lmao, mini on FNC was the most cutthroat coach ever lmao, he was cutting and kicking people to upgrade them left and right, why didnt he replace boaster?

#35
king_bob
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I want you to answer his question yourself before I give you my answer. I want you to take my points in the post to heart. I want you to give me a valid reason as to why mini never cut boaster during the two worst years of his career

#38
HIMNIJ
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because boaster is an incredible igl and his system allows these incredible players to be as good as they are, like you cant sit here and talk about amazing players when these players BECAME the amazing players on boasters team lmao, like alfa has literally only ever played with boaster in tier 1, derke looked worse after leaving, is there not something to the idea that boaster is PART of the reason these players are as good as they are, derke did everything relevant hes ever done WITH boaster as an igl, same with alfa, crashies went from being one of the worst rated players in americas on NRG to being MASSIVELY better on FNC, do you not think theres a correlation?

#39
HIMNIJ
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also please stop acting like fnatic had a bad year or some shit, if you go to every single team in VCT start of the year and ask them if they would take FNC's results this year they would say yes, without question, their year was objectively a success

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ALFAJER: Tier 2 Turkish prodigy head hunted by FNC talent team

REASON WHY ALFAJER IS SO GOOD: because boaster made him so good. because ALFAJER has only ever played in tier 1 with Boaster igling. therefore Boaster is why he’s so good. no questions asked. shut up.

DERKE: looked worse after his first year leaving FNC despite performing literally the exact same as last year when he was backpacketing Boaster

REASON WHY DERKE NEEDS BOASTER: uhhh uhhhhhhh uuuihhhhhh uuuiuuuuh

CRASHIES: APPARENTLY ONE OF THE WORST RATED PLAYERS IN AMERICAS (?????)

I stop here I think

#45
HIMNIJ
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0.91 rating his last season in americas, objectively a below average player in the region
, derke with boaster - 1.22 rating at champs, 2nd highest at the event, derke without boaster did not touch a 1.20 rating the entire year and the closest he got was with a drastically worse fk/fd rate lmao
alfajer was great in tier 2 your right, how many "great in tier 2" players have come into tier 1 and dont fucking nothing? comeback? zeus? same situation with kaajak lmao, im not saying give boaster 100% of alfas credit im saying he deserves SOME of it

#49
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OH MY DAYS CAN WE JUST GIVE BOASTER HIS NOBEL PRIZE ALREADY LOOK AT THESE COLD STONE FACTS IM SEEING HERE ITS ALL JUST SO FLAWLESS LOGIC AND IT ALL JUST MAKES SO MUCH SENSE GOD

#36
SPR1NG
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Well Boastes style of IGL:ing has won multiple teir s event and has gotten multiple rookies to be great players. He will not kill people with his hand he will do it with his head.

#37
emptybackis
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yeah his head is elite

#41
WhzyGlazer420
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nephh is a better igl than boaster could ever be

#46
SAMPV6
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no but he's quirky and funny!

#47
espeon
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if only he was as good as saadhak ☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

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