everyone's been wondering what went wrong with mibr and heretics at toronto. People are blaming strats, comms, nerves. but the truth is right in front of us:
MAPLE SYRUP.
that sticky canadian nectar corrupted their reflexes. I did some deep research (read: 3 mins on Google and a dream), and it turns out:
excess maple syrup consumption leads to:
❌ slower reaction times
❌ stickier keyboards
❌ overwhelming desire to say “sorry” after every whiff
❌ random pings to sh0nks on twitter at 2 am
i mean, did you see mibr trying to clear angles? They were moving like their shoes were dipped in aunt jemima. heretics? bro, boo was peeking like he was on a Sunday stroll through a quebec sugar shack.
and let’s not even talk about the econ management. you can’t eco properly when your brain is 30% corn syrup.
meanwhile, NA teams are immune. sen? g2? They microdose the syrup. built different.
TLDR: toronto buff only applies to NA and maple-hardened players. EU and SA fell victim to the local cuisine debuff. If riot doesn’t host the next masters in a neutral, syrup-free zone, we might see more international disasters.
#SyrupDiff #BanTheBuff #MastersToronto
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