A lot of you have picked up that a lot of my recent posts have been straight dog shit and in this post I am going to be clearing up why this is happening and what is next for the future of Cubeenjoyer. With that being said sit tight grab your snacks and get ready for this banger of a VLR post.
Recap of Phase 1
Phase 1 was really just the beginning of a hero's journey. Started off with small posts with few comments but quickly grew. If I continued the pace I was going during the start of Phase 1 then I could probably become an S tier VLR users and one of the most based people on this site. However the progress I was making was to slow for my liking. I made countless posts that actually required a fair bit of effort but they were quickly buried and forgotten. This caused the second half of Phase 1 to start where I started dabbling with the shameful practice known as ragebaiting. My ragebaits were slightly inspired by HenBabyH which means low effort and painfully obvious. However this was intentional. Now that everyone knows me as a shit degen ragebaiter it is time to step up my game and initiate Phase 2 of my VLR career.
What to expect in Phase 2?
Phase 2 will be a monumental shift in VLR posts not just for me but for the website in general. Phase 2 will mainly revolve around high quality ragebaits that will be thoroughly designed and engineered to spite you. They will be a perfect mix of delulu and based causing feelings of anguish to arise in users. These baits should hopefully cause other VLR users to stepping up their rage baits causing a new era of VLR to emerge led by me. I will slowly make these baits more and more delulu and end off the phase with a generational post that I think has potential to be the most downfragged post in the history of VLR.
Phase 2 Starts Now
Phase 2 is scheduled to Launch in a couple of hours which should be marked by the changing of my flag and flair. This phase should last 1 to 2 months so it will probably end in the start of July. The revolution will begin soon. #ANewEra #MakeRageBaitsGreatAgain #MRBGA
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