CubeEnjoyer
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Registered: February 19, 2025
Last post: June 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Posts: 273
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No this is not bait NA has actually won Toronto because now every single team at Toronto has NA players or has been affected by NA.
G2: Have NA players
SEN: Have NA players
BilliBilli: There is a rumor that Ardis the spy has secretly been coaching Billi Billi players
Wolves: Juicy has been carrying them and he used to be a member of the NA org DSG
PRX: FNS is coaching their players. It is not a coincidence that PRX started playing good immediately after FNS "Retired"
RRQ: Yay literally taught Crazyguy everything he knows about Valorant and even gave him some of his aura. RRQ and Crazyguy would be nowhere without Jaccob "yay" Whiteaker
Team Liquid: Penny played for them for one match so they basically have NA players.
GENG: Former NA org
FNC: Has NA players
XLG: Rarga is Russian and many years ago Russia was connected to Alaska so Russia=NA and XLG have NA players

Another year of NA dominance smh

posted 1 week ago

LETS GO WOLVES!!!!!
FUCK THE p00 BROTHERS
TODAY THE MOST OVERATED CHOKERS IN EMEA WILL GO HOME

posted 1 week ago

Until China starts importing some NA T2 talent, most masters will be like this

posted 1 week ago

The format should just be regular split 1 format except EDG don't have to play in playoffs and just get a buy to the grand finals. The winner of the Grand final should be the only team from China at masters. At champs there will be an LCQ for the rest of the teams that didn't qualify for the LAN so only 2 Chinese teams will go to Champs. If a Chinese team doesn't qualify for playoffs during the split than they should be required to pick up an import from another region. These changes will make China much more competitive and not just filler teams at Masters

posted 1 week ago

you could split assists up as non-damage assists and damage assists. Only problem is VLR doesn't track non damage and damage assists seperatly

posted 1 week ago

just you gng

posted 1 week ago

stop talking about soccer

posted 1 week ago

2-9 on first bloods. He is one of the worst entry duelists in franchising and that is a fact

posted 1 week ago

Can only win because of hero rounds LMAOOO z0ls0s v0be merchant so ass wolves clear

posted 1 week ago

ts so peak. Way better than v0l0r0nt

posted 1 week ago

grass is green

posted 1 week ago

As an EMEA fan it hurts to see these two frauds hold back one of the strongest teams in the world. Please get rid of them getting 13-1 is just embarrassing.

posted 1 week ago

We get to see the biggest frauds in EMEA choke against PRX

posted 1 week ago

Don't fall for the Aspas is the goat propaganda. he is called statpas for a reason

posted 1 week ago

Its not weird to speak out about false copyright strikes. Trying to take away someones job because you don't like them is a bad thing to do. I hope you grow up one day and realize this.

posted 1 week ago

Its sad that people still support him after all the harm that he has done to the community. He is a literal manchild and his fan base needs to grow up.

posted 1 week ago

All of China
RRQ
Team Liquid

"But it's impossible for China and Team Liquid to both go winless"
Sybau

I'm deadass so confident that none of these teams will win a game that I will quit VLR and move in with Sydney Sweeny if I am wrong.

posted 1 week ago

Agreed I constantly get harassed when I say that JessieVash is objectively the greatest IGL of all time. It's sad to see these ragebaiters downfrag me when I'm just trying to show some love to my favorite player

posted 2 weeks ago

I will do whatever the top comment says... Unless it involves getting a j*b

posted 2 weeks ago

WestJett has been based y'all just need to wake up

posted 2 weeks ago

TW: J word
Can you please add an option in settings that censors J∗b in J∗blife. I was looking at up and coming T2 EU teams and nearly had a heart attack when I saw J*blife. It's such an inappropriate word for a team to be named and should definitely be censored as there are many handsome, smart and unemployed gentlemen like me on this site whom the word offends.

Team who has a slur in their name (click at your own risk): https://www.vlr.gg/team/11232/j*blife

posted 2 weeks ago

sybau and get a j*b

posted 2 weeks ago

👻JOB👻

posted 2 weeks ago

gold 2 fans are so delulu LMAOOO

posted 2 weeks ago

JessieVash at 1. You know ball

posted 2 weeks ago

The times are fine wdym

posted 2 weeks ago

tarik and entertaining in the same sentence🥀

posted 2 weeks ago

so people like you would unintentionally bump the thread

posted 2 weeks ago

If you think about it VLR mods probably have alt accounts cuz there is no way they are just lurking here for hours a day. So what if dort was secretly enigma's alt account and we have been falling for a social experiment. Nah I just cooked, on yukky's soul dort is enigma's alt 🤣✌

posted 3 weeks ago

there are like 10 different things you can bet on beside who wins so dont be afraid to whiff a couple shots against ENVY I got big money on that game

posted 3 weeks ago

People probably wont think that your matchfixing if you didn't matchfix but all g tomorrow is a new day

posted 3 weeks ago

Champs 2024 and it isn't even close

posted 3 weeks ago

100% Agree. Why can't people just be normal. On yukky's soul I have never ragebaited before.

posted 3 weeks ago

It's so nice and relaxing that I don't have to worry about this shit team qualifying for any LANs much less winning a trophy. I wish they had player cams on so I could see Bots0na's and b00stedio reaction when they lose. Also, Piyo is so mid when he isn't opping.

posted 3 weeks ago

How did this fraud make it into the podcast LMAO. The actual king of shit takes

posted 3 weeks ago

Undeserved. She was just getting that bag cant blame her

posted 3 weeks ago

Bray and Cooker are the master minds
Actual players are all of Blue Otter: Fair is rage hacking too
All of Burger Boyz
Teague

posted 3 weeks ago

I may have been born too late to buy a house in 2008 but I was born just in time to join Bray's crypto throwing dc. I'm finna make millions

posted 3 weeks ago

...

posted 3 weeks ago

Allegedly from TrickAIM

posted 3 weeks ago

I got a lot of money that WU is win trading/cheating. There is no way Nahsie and Ali aren't trigger botting.

posted 3 weeks ago

Okobotro 🗿

posted 3 weeks ago

Least obvious Chunkio alt

posted 3 weeks ago

It's ok if you get ragebaited it happens to the best of us. Just take the L and move on.

posted 3 weeks ago

still more proof than Sinatraa gave

posted 3 weeks ago

Flor gave proof of consent and people are still trying to call her a r@pist. Meanwhile Sinatraa gave no proof people don't call him a r@pist. The double standard is crazy if you are transphobic just say so

posted 3 weeks ago

All animes are carbon copies of each other. Once you watched one you have watched them all. Genuinely don't know how degens watch allat and pretend its good

posted 3 weeks ago

Me

posted 3 weeks ago

Onliners that abuse low ping and spam through smokes. As soon as the playing field is even and their luck runs out they will shit themselves.

posted 3 weeks ago
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