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kuruk

who is he
why do we say “yo” to him
why is he so rude? i dont want to “shut my bitch ass up”

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egann

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ts pmo

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CubeEnjoyer

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Me: Yogurt
Gurt: What's good
Good: Me
Me: Fuck you want?
Want: What did I do?
I: Idk
Idk: Sybau I'm finna call packgod
Packgod: Shut your chicken bone, garden gnome, saxaphone, student loan ass up

Bro got cooked🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 W Packgod

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sideshowsbaldhead

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i thought you retired

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CubeEnjoyer

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my schizo pills wore off. Sydney Sweeney didn't even know who I was and she left me on delivered on ig.

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H3ENnZ

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On seen*

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kuruk

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dude i actually felt chills when packgod showed up omg ts is so tuff

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femboyenjoyer

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you will capitalize his name before he shows you how he operates
repeat after me
P = Professional roaster
A = Always ready with comebacks
C = Claps back instantly
K = Knows no limits
G = Goes in hard
O = Outsmarts every rival
D = Destroys with words
P-A-C-K-G-O-D
CAPITALIZE CAPITALIZE CAPITALIZE

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ticua07

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gurt: yo

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are you assuming their gender, you transphobic fck

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kuruk

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w- wait… are you saying… gurts a… g- girl?! oh man… i- i’m so sorry! yo, gurt-chan!

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zappp

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gurt-chan? haaai !nani ga suki?
chocominto yori mo a-na-ta
yo chan? haaii! nani gaski?
strawberry flavour yori mo a-na-ta
packgod-chan? hai! nani ga suki? cookie and creamu yori mo a-na-ta

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zappp

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lion 🍇 the tiny dog that barks too loud

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kuruk

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the king lion asks for consent before and checks in during anything intimate 🤫

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zappp

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anything anywhere anytime

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sideshowsbaldhead

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the lion does not have intimate time bc he’s too scawed :3

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zappp

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did you just speak

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Ailed

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sygau

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