Looking good so far :O
this mf.
I hope your pillow is always warm, your socks are wet, when you go to the toilet you never have enough toilet paper or water in the bidet, your milk gets spoiled, salt and sugar containers are always switching. You always miss the bus and trains but just fall short that you see them leave. All your flights are delayed and you get the middle seat between a screaming toddler and a fat guy with stinky feet. I would write more but the game began