linus seggs tips

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luckypleb

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might be getting laid this weekend, any tips?

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fartglitter8

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tell them you watch professional valorant

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DuD5K1S

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get off this site

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bruhmphrey

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might

Asking a question on VLR WILL lower this probability.

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fartglitter8

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he was doomed the moment he joined this site

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Eyedd

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Spit on that thing

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luckypleb

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what thing

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DuD5K1S

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the canoe / the paddle not sure what your in to 👍

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CoCloudy

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canoe / paddle is crazy im stealing this fs 😭😭😭

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yessirsedi

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HAWK TUAH

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bronzil_enjoyer

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what?

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BabyWizard

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Make sure he feels good too :)

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luckypleb

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it's a she dammit

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CoCloudy

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make sure she knows the downfall of T1

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BabyWizard

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you sure?

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luckypleb

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ya i saw her boobas 😳

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IonlywatchvcjXD

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Padded

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BabyWizard

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^^

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xLeo

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seggs tips

HUH

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TakoSaki

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start talking about playoffs halfway thru

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7whanzussjwbsysbbejskaoao

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?

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badutsirkus

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kalo mau keliatan tahan lama, kocok dulu sekali (sejam/setengah jam sebelum main), selalu pake kondom, regret always comes later bang, foreplay agak lama gpp yang penting basah doi, kalo engga ga enak (for both of u), mending nyewa jablay

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butterdog_dogwithdabutter

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bang foreplay? holy luckypleb dropping 31 tonight

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badutsirkus

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considering luckypleb asking for sex related advice on vlr, he's going to have minus K/D/A

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luckypleb

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kalo kocok dulu takutnya abis ntar

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FDWC-

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blud met her on the worst dating app

i don't think he's doing any foreplay LMAOOOO

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IonlywatchvcjXD

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Just make sure no one is at home bro , make sure there's no leak in your condom

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IonlywatchvcjXD

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Btw 3 sizes?

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Denjisideals

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Bro boutta bait her into believing T1 is a competent team

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h1gh_fall

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english or spanish

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zappp

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Portuguese

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BruteAXE

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tell her how handsome is xccurate

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bronzil_enjoyer

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why tf i thought you were getting laid off by linus tech tips 💀

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Epicgamer69

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I never understand the thought process of why people say these things on vlr.gg
flexing to plebs?
baiting?
I will never knmow

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geospliced

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Joyous things should be shared with those around us no?

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Epicgamer69

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maybe, but this is vlr.gg
I am sure many people have "Joyous" things to be said, but choose not to since its vlr.gg

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geospliced

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You’re right but a community is still a community and some people may hold vlr to higher regards than others

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Harapan845

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run away from this site and never look back

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EDLxDinks

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when you're done say you need a timeout, go out of the room and talk to your imaginary coach then ask if she's ready for map 2

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temi

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When ur done shower