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best vlr user

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#1
en3sk0se

yessirskiii

#2
6vine
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Me I own vlr 😊

#3
Gutssz
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you 😘

#4
en3sk0se
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😖

#6
Yessirskiiii
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Agreed en3sk0se is my GOAT. Also im nowhere close to being the best user

#7
en3sk0se
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https://prnt.sc/VYAyrRFiB-jo
somebody said yessirskiii alt to me kkkkkkkkk

#8
Yessirskiiii
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lmaooooo

#36
Mortadelo
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Too many W users together here

#5
eszett
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BRUH

#9
acels
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who?????

#10
Gutssz
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this is Mortadelo btw

#13
BoF7ooM
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One of the "sane" users

#14
6vine
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True

#20
eszett
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fr this man is the best i've ever talked to in here

#40
Mortadelo
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<3
(Get SUP to ascension)
(Case is gonna beat FF copium)

#42
Gutssz
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If FF and SUP make it to Ascension

SUP can't eliminate FF

so you guys will eliminate FF then we will fight for EMEA spot

#47
Mortadelo
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I wish but I think the Turkish teams will make it. Kinda hope Apeks doesn't tho, I wanna see new talent. Like FUT story

#49
Gutssz
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yes but who?

FF has a curse like they never win the final

SUP lost this feature despite being a very "winner" in the past , for both League and VAL

#51
Mortadelo
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S2G might have the greater chance, Acend, Case, M8, Mouz can all take down Apeks on a good day imo

#53
Gutssz
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we will eliminate them in the Lower Final

#11
BoF7ooM
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Cresp and yessirskii are two of the best. You are up there too!

#12
en3sk0se
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cresp here 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

#15
BoF7ooM
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Mans a W. There were literally 3 EG fans, man had the vision!

#18
Cresp
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You know you love me lil bro

#19
Yessirskiiii
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As he should

#25
en3sk0se
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🥰

#29
mrGoudas
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kekw i own cresp

#31
Cresp
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oh word?

i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

#45
mrGoudas
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i was having fun at the waterslide when suddenly i noticed a big shadow covering the entire pool i looked up and there i saw him, Ardiis. He was coming straight for me, he jumped into the pool and the velocity of the wave that followed knocked me unconcious.

When i woke up i was chained in a cold and dirty room and there he was, streaming the popular shooter game VALORANT on Twitch while talking to his chat, somehow he managed to say the word "bro" 254 times in just 3 sentences how is that even possible?? I quickly realised that the chains were actually made of chocolate, confused (and mainly hungry) i started licking and sucking them as fast as i could and managed to crawl out of the room -that i presumed was probably his mothers basement- while remaining unseen.

I searched around the house for an exit and i quickly found the front door. As soon as i exited the building i saw a horde of angry Brazilians holding blowtorches and pitchforks chanting at ardiis and calling him a racist and a loser. I didn't really care so i tried to get out of the scene as soon as possible but just as i was about to step out of the house, ardiis put his enormous hand on my shoulder and whispered with a soft and melodic tone in my ear "You're not going anywhere pumpkin pie" and "Daddy's gonna take care of this swifly". He stepped out of the house and suddenly yelled "WATCH THIS" as he flamboyantly dashed into the air and suddenly made 5 knives materialise around him. He used the knives to effortlessly tap every single brazilian in the area.

I was so afraid, blood was spilled everywhere. When it all was over ardiis looked in my direction and i knew that it was over, if they didnt stand a chance, then i wouldnt either, so i just gave up. Ardiis started walkingin my direction each step making the ground shake. When he got to me he just sat down on me saying that i got cold and he needed to warm me up. After a while he took me inside the smelly basement again and took his clothes off. He started smelling me and licking my ear, and then he suddenly got very embarrased and told me i can just leave.

Turns out that this was a huge misunderstanding, this whole time he thought that i was a chocolate egg and he wanted to eat me. The disappointment on his face when he realized the mistake he had done was palpable, a tangible testament to the depth of his sorrow.

#16
Metal
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I'm from ubekistan and my favourite team is m3c

#17
tomaz
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ME

#21
yaiima0
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Me 🗿

#22
meyournightmare
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🗿

#23
klebo
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i miss her

#24
tomaz
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that russian girl. i used to love her

#26
NAclearsSA
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WH OMEGALUL i clear this fraud

#27
en3sk0se
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in your dream

#38
NAclearsSA
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Just trust me on this ok?

#28
gamr
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ngl it is pretty crazy how hard navi fans dickride each other, i can respect the "camaraderie"

#30
Shidoh
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usually turkish fans dickriding each other
needy bitches

#33
GreyDaze
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Ain't no way Brazilian talking

#52
danii1
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Being needy ain't bad

#41
MourninggStarr
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you had to google that spelling didn't you?

#48
gamr
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no, i know how to spell unlike most of my fellow burgeroids

#32
vitzsu
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asuna_yuuki, trialrunnr, subreezy and cresp (all based)

#34
dezzo
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trembolona

#35
BackoxyXD
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u forgot yourself

#37
Ailed
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sambr trialrunnr aylez cresp yessirski the 5 goats

#39
emirerays
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Def me bro wtf

#43
nutab1e
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glaze glaze glaze

#44
DIEM
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BabySasuke, Sh0wnu, Nutab1e, G2Shahzam, trembo

#46
juho
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no, its me 🐶🐶🐕🐕

#50
widepeepofrosty
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these emea gladiators dickridin TOO hard 😹😹😹😹

#54
NAclearsSA
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Faxx

#55
en3sk0se
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🤡

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