Which agent best represents you?!

do you identify as an agent?

ive started using Brinstome as an alias IRl

when I answer the phone I say I am brimstone

my work email now has brimstone agent description from lobby selection quoted

and I sign all my CC receipts as brimstone

anyone else?

Brimstone is a chad so that definitely isn’t you

You’re more like a killjoy annoying and nerdy

APAC_jimmy [#3]

You’re more like a killjoy annoying and nerdy

“Excessive Toxicity”

hey 100TBoeJiden, what % chance do u think 100t has to qualify for playoffs?

Yep, my pronouns are kay/o.

yeah, I'm fade, my wage can't keep up with the inflation

cap, there is 0% chance that you have a job

Sage cuz I’m mommy irl :)

omen because i am dead inside and barely keeping myself together

im literally killjoy irl

All the edgelords RUNNING for omen

Im phoenix
arrogant, dumb, fun-loving

I'm like Phoenix

because nobody wants to pick me

Sadge

Kuttush [#6]

Yep, my pronouns are kay/o.

o/kay bruh

archetype [#10]

omen because i am dead inside and barely keeping myself together

sadge :(

Crackyoudown [#16]

sadge :(

all good

Chamber. Ejaculate and evacuate.

feel like I would make a great cypher or omen ngl

Crackyoudown [#19]

feel like I would make a great cypher or omen ngl

cause youre preverted

Pheonix bc im brittish and hot af

yoru

dude you are literally a divine benediction

all your posts are comedy gold

Sem1- [#7]

yeah, I'm fade, my wage can't keep up with the inflation

LMFAO

killjoy

queueK [#23]

dude you are literally a divine benediction

all your posts are comedy gold

sup queueK how have you been sir

WinterZ [#8]

cap, there is 0% chance that you have a job

“Discrimination”

archetype [#26]

sup queueK how have you been sir

been chilling

queueK [#28]

been chilling

nice. have a good day boss

archetype [#29]

nice. have a good day boss

you too king

Killjoy, bc there is no joy left in me since I have installed this game

queueK [#23]

dude you are literally a divine benediction

all your posts are comedy gold

i serve the people. thanks for contributing to the post

100TBoeJiden [#4]

“Excessive Toxicity”

XD

Omen because of my juicy cheeks

pheonx i say the word

CHAMBER
I'm cool
My hair is just like my agent
Even though I didn't produce weapons, I produced something. (im fkn genius)
Maybe i can tp? 👉👈

mystbz1 [#20]

cause youre preverted

what the fuck is wrong with you???

mystbz1 [#20]

cause youre preverted

I was gonna go with cuz i'm pretty resourceful and in cypher's case Muslim idk why u going with perverted u fucking tool

Crackyoudown [#15]

o/kay bruh

that was a good one

Shownu [#18]

Chamber. Ejaculate and evacuate.

???

mystbz1 [#20]

cause youre preverted

for one you don't fucking know me you dickhead, and two u can't even spell the word properly get a fucking life you troll

Crackyoudown [#41]

for one you don't fucking know me you dickhead, and two u can't even spell the word properly get a fucking life you troll

dude is still responding LMFAO

gutszeraa [#42]

dude is still responding LMFAO

I'm done bruh just some of the fucking kids on this site fr fr they braindead

has to be my ebony queen astra

nairolf1337 [#31]

Killjoy, bc there is no joy left in me since I have installed this game

I wish u well buddy take a break from val enjoy life happiness will come back to u

Jett
straight up dash in others 🙋‍♀️ heart ❤️
👉👈
😩
😉
😊👍

Crackyoudown [#43]

I'm done bruh just some of the fucking kids on this site fr fr they braindead

dawg im kidding calm down

sorry though and hope you have a good day

mystbz1 [#47]

dawg im kidding calm down

sorry though and hope you have a good day

look I understand ur "kidding" but calling someone perverted is basically an accusation just keep that in mind and have a good day usrself

100TBoeJiden [#27]

“Discrimination”

no just you lol,

Amok [#14]

I'm like Phoenix

because nobody wants to pick me

Sadge

bro that hit too hard

mystbz1 [#20]

cause youre preverted

this was a weird-ass thing to say lmao

Crackyoudown [#48]

look I understand ur "kidding" but calling someone perverted is basically an accusation just keep that in mind and have a good day usrself

?

100TBoeJiden [#27]

“Discrimination”

If you unironically identify as a Valorant agent then you need to be rushed to a psych ward ASAP

omen

Raze bc im homosexual.

100tNitty back with the dumbest thread of the day

DDenied [#56]

100tNitty back with the dumbest thread of the day

“Excessive Toxicity”

Must be a breach player self identification.