asuna in 10 years

random dude: yooo security guard dude hows it going man
Asuna: I am doing spectacular!!!
random dude: yoooo bro like i swear ive seen your face before wtf
Asuna: Yes!!! I used to play a First Person Shooter called Valorant!
random dude: yoooooo like brooo i heard you likeeee uhhhh i uhhh
random dude: like you pissed yourself on stage in that one big event or something
random dude: like uhhh it was called champions i think
random dude: against like G2 about uhhh
random dude: about 10 years ago umm idk
random dude: and that you uhh lost your umm job and everything i think
random dude: because it was super embarrassing
Asuna: Yes that is correct!!! I was very upset!!!
random dude: so uhhh youre like uhhh a security guard in this place now
Asuna: Yes I will protect you!
random dude: cool thats cool
BANG BANG BANG
random dude: woah dude theres like a robbery happening in here
Asuna: It’s ok!!! Stay behind me! I have a Classic!
random dude: uhhh a what?
Asuna: The gun on my holster!!!
random dude: thats a glock
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
random dude: oooh man the robber is uhhh getting closer to us I think
random dude: i think he uhhh knows theres a security guard over here
random dude: because you were a bit loud
Asuna: Ok, this is serious. Lemme shot call. Are you listening?
random dude: yeah dude
Asuna: Ok listen carefully. I’m gonna use this Phoenix flash around the corner here, see?
random dude: uhhh thats a flashlight
Asuna: Ok clear comms for a second.
random dude: ok why’d you just throw your flashlight
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
random dude: ok hes shooting directly at our corner now because of that
Asuna: Ok listen. Oh my god. Oh my god ok please listen.
Asuna: Ok ok ok, we’re already buddied up right? Ok so on my 1, we swing together ok? He’s still blinded I think.
random dude: why’d you throw your flashlight maaaaan
Asuna: Oh my god, ok, ok, oh my god. Ok are you ready? Oooh my god please
random dude: uhhhhhhhhh
Asuna: OK LETS FUCKING DO THIS
Asuna: 3!
Asuna: 2!!!!
Asuna: 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

actually one of the best ones of these good shit king bob
also because of all the uhs (like someone who has to translate everything theyre saying) i keep imagining the random guy as quebecois (sorry random guy its just what i get from u)

PINEAPPLE

why did u end in a cliffhanger what happens next do they win the 2v1

im surprised he didnt try to tether default

gawd damn cliff hangers

can we get a sequel

asuna would say you need to lead i only have a classic

People actually think ts is funny 🙏😭

also i think he would ask the random dude to tether defult

Another king bob banger