i’m bored, pick random teams around the world and compare them individually with nrg players, i’ll start.
nrg vs vit
ethan >> jampii
mada<= derke
keiko >>>> profek
brawk < sayanora
skuba > chronicle
comparing nrg players to team around the world
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You can't compare a nuke to a rock.
mada >>>> derke
keiko >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> profek
You can't compare a nuke to a rock.
skububu is just better
current nrg vs 2023 nrg
(IGL) ethan <<<<<< fns
mada >>> victor
keiko <<= s0m
brawk >> crashies
skuba => ardis (no sage bind incident)
plays in a way harder league. consistent, impactful. doesnt ghost, and still puts up around the same average rating as cucknicle in the last 60 days and btw who plays in shitmea and also with the goat sayanora
https://www.vlr.gg/542208/drx-vs-nrg-valorant-champions-2025-winners-c
pack it up lil bro you guys got eliminated by shitmea ✌️😭
it's definitely true this year, Chronicle has been unnoticeable on that team
can’t be talking like that while supporting a shitty tier 2 team from shitmea
kozzy would easily clear NRG players bar maybe keiko (played in T2 emea and clears all shit NA teams)
jerrwinn or even tex clears k0zzy lil bro 😭✌️
just bc he farming shitty teams in the shittiest region doesn’t mean he’s good
https://www.vlr.gg/706761/team-vitality-vs-nrg-esports-world-cup-2026-winners-b
https://www.vlr.gg/684619/fut-esports-vs-nrg-valorant-masters-london-2026-r3-1-1
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk shitty na teams
ewc = non vct mickey mouse tournament.
and even using this tournament, nrg placement at ewc: 2nd
v0t placement at ewc: 5-8th
shitmea when the match actually matters: https://www.vlr.gg/498628/paper-rex-vs-fnatic-valorant-masters-toronto-2025-gf
https://www.vlr.gg/542272/nrg-vs-fnatic-valorant-champions-2025-gf
your shitty joke of a region filled with cucks like cucknicle who love gifting and getting cucked by watching other teams win trophies 😂✌️
cope cope sahur your best player is from emea trashcan region with 0 prospect in t2, sa will carry you thankfully
literally won champs without an emea player and + our tier 2 absolutely fucks your shitty tier 2 only reason yours look good is because your tier 1 teams are so asss lmfao na tier 1 >>> na tier 2 >>>>>>>>> shitmea tier 2 > shitmea tier 1
son i’m crine losing to hereshits couldn’t have traumatized you this bad to deviate all your hatred toward nrgoats
losing to hereshits is another day in the life of a navi fan
at least im not a bandwagon delusional lardmerican with no brains
skuba is ass and got carried
brawk is smart and uses good tech. hes also just a guy. skuba is annoying and probably punched some puppies
we get it, u support nrg so u assume theres no space for critical thinking.
NRG vs PRX
ethan >= f0rsaken
mada< something
keiko > davai
brawk < invy
skuba < jingg
ethan > forkbacon
skuba < davai
mada < something
keiko >= jingg
brawk = invy
prime brawk literally is an omniversal threat, at champs he was literally the best initiator itw by a big margin and he’s looking primed again, definitely clears 0nvy rn who lost to v0rrel
"skuba > chronicle"
"I'm a newgen" ahh
Chronicle clears right now (and he isn't even primed)
plays in a way harder league. consistent, impactful. doesnt ghost, and still puts up around the same average rating as cucknicle in the last 60 days and btw who plays in shitmea and also with the goat sayanora
literally even tex could put up numbers in shitmea. prime cucknicle doesn’t even matter his prime was during plumber era skuba prime >>>>>>>>
plays in a way harder league.https://www.vlr.gg/706378/evil-geniuses-vs-nrg-vct-2026-americas-stage-2-w4
https://www.vlr.gg/706373/envy-vs-nrg-vct-2026-americas-stage-2-w4
https://www.vlr.gg/706357/furia-vs-nrg-vct-2026-americas-stage-2-w2
son.
also if I was a bronzilian, I'd bring up this H2H as well: https://www.vlr.gg/706761/team-vitality-vs-nrg-esports-world-cup-2026-winners-b (Chron > Skuba)
last relevant thing cucknicle has done was getting cucked and watching other teams win the trophy from his cuck chair like the true cuck that cucknicle is
fnsaimcoach just a bit confused, but he’ll understand i can’t wait for champs when cucknicle gets exposed again
Jampii> cheathan (because jampii actually makes a big impact on vitality as an igl but also as a player he can frag better than Ethan and he doesn't need to look at other people's hands to win rounds also his team loves him because he is funny and not a dictator like Ethan)
Keiko>profek ( while I love profek I will admit keiko is better cuz he hard carries nrg and also profek always looks so sad 😞 it hurts my heart)
Skuba<chronicle ( this has to be bait i mean skuba on the champs run wasn't the worst but he's kinda mid now and chron still heavily outclasses him)
stopped listening at jamppi > ethan bro in what world can you think of that, nrg would not function or be a top 3 team itw without ethan. the impact he has is undeniable and his fragging ability is way higher than jampii’s, he was literally one of the worlds best flex players before he became igl and still has th same fragging capabilities.
skuba > cucknicle rn skuba has more impact, more consistent, and he never ghosts in important matches and is just in better form than chronicle rn WHILE playing in objectively and undeniably the hardest region while chronicle farms the shittiest region and somehow gets glazed for it just because “ oh he’s been decent in a shitty region for 5 years” while literally only winning trophies during the plumber era and still in the semi plumber era on a literal superteam
who is top 3 then?
it’s NRG, LEV, then PRX right now.
let me guess dude you’re hereshits and shitmea fan so you have v0t or bbl in your top 3?
pre 2024 is plumbers era kid and you know that bc fns was still relevant back then
chronicle is better than skuba, but skuba was only mid until london, he has been back to his peak 2025 form lately
His peak is too low compared not only to chronicle but to the best sentinels itw. So, being back to form isnt as good as it sounds
Skububu still mid. The following players clear him hard:
Less
Lukxo
Chronicle
Keiko
Cryo
Leaf
Yetujey
Alfajer
Nats
Munchkin
Meteor
Lysoar
Happywei
Chichoo
Munchkin Lysoar Less Yetujey Chichoo are NOT BETTER in 2026 this is pure delusion. Less 1-4, Munchkin is irrelevant, Meteor doesn't even play same role anymoreb😭😭, Lysoar......, Chichoo shows up for 1 game per split and Yetujey is worst player on FUT besides Krostaly
If prime skububu faces any of these sentinels in their prime, he goes double negative. I was thinking peak wise
keiko isn’t sentinel, and the only players clearly better than skuba in 2025/2026 are alfa, chron and leaf. lukxo? bro needs to reach an international event first
Keiko does play sentinels tho, thats why I included him. But yeah, whatever. Also, I was talking about peak. You right about lukxo tho, but we cant deny mechanically he clears skuba hard
comparing peaks across completely different metas makes no sense. i agree lukxo is mechanically clear of skuba, but that alone isn't enough to say he HARD clears the champion
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