Actual Current Top 10 paycheck stealers in vct

1. VL C1ndeR : goes positive on 8% of maps and alr has a replacement yet somehow convinced varrel to allow him to stay and keep stealing paychecks

2. BBL Rosé : can't shoot to save his life. atleast he is a smarter player than c1nder but pls replace this guy with literally any T2 igl, it would be an instant upgrade

3. C9 Immi: The epitome of nepotism. got his job cuz nepotism from zellsis and then he nepoed zellsis back into c9 alongside with penny(version1 friendship). Then he nepoed v1c back(tbf i would too). After all of that, he somehow manages to nepo his way out of drama by doing a role switch(nth changes, well played nepo9). Have to respect the lvl of nepo paycheck stealing.

4. M8 bipo: look guys, i made one of the best emea sentinels in minny play off role and I still can't do anything on sentinel while baiting my entire team, but atleast i get my 1 sometimes right???? Somehow convinced m8 to kick glyph over him.

5. FNC ENGH: terrorized kc and held them back. marteen became the best player in the world the moment he got out of engh terrorism. Manages to convince fnc to kick out milan(made it to 3intl final) and hire him(won 1 fluke regional in 2024). Have to respect his ability to gaslight his way to get a job at fnc.

6. FUR C0M: convinces furia to kick eeiu(actual good player) over him(washed champs winner). What does he do exactly? Mid igling, mid aim, but best of all, he flanks. What is flanking exactly? It is when you try to get behind the enemy. What role would be good for this? Sentinel, cuz your util is the least useful in a retake or site hit. What role does c0m play? Oh, he plays initiator, the most important role for a site hit. How many times does this guy flanks? every round. Does the enemy ever fall for his flanks? No. Does he keep flanking despite it being ineffective? Yes.

7. ENVY Stunner: Damn, we just won ascension and the future looks bright. Let me just sign rossy real quick so he can argue with my players and have internal issues. Damn, rossy doesn't want to play the same way as rankers? let me change up the whole aggressive playstyle that allowed me to win ascension. Before that, let me kick out my players who won me ascension and replaced them with washed Tier1 pros. Man, why are we losing. What am i doing wrong exactly? If only Ion or cane was here to carry me and my bum coaching.

8. KRU Dantedeu5: What is a brain? Wdym, I can't just rush everything and hope for the best. What is thinking? You are telling me I need to do more than just shooting? Help my team win? Nah, I am gonna go die and leave them in a 4v5. Omg, we are in a man advantage situation? Let me quickly throw in hopes of getting some kills.

9. KRX termi : Damn, now time for a new stage. How should i shuffle my roster? Who gets in and who gets out? What comps do i run to make it seem like i am a genius. let's run triple duelist, I invented yoru and waylay remmember(he didn't invent this btw). Damn, we are the only korean org who hasn't won a trophy yet? Must be flashback fault. Let me bench yong/flicker/beyn/freeing/hermes real quick and hope that helps.

10. MIBR tex : zero skills in paycheck stealing. Dictator Aspas handed it to him and allowed him to paycheck steal. The only innocent paycheck stealer on this list. He does not deserve hate for being trash, aspas picked him himself.

HM:

• FS fr0st: deadlock, I NEED DEADLOCK IN MY COMPS. Wdym GE got better after I left??? Huh, wdym i shouldn't put my best player on deadlock? Don't u get it? Deadlock wall is strong and her ult is one free kill. I am a genius, trust me.
• G2 Babybay: Convinced the best americas team to sign him as a 30+ yr old and performs at a mid lvl. "Signing an actual good player?, nah the caster convinced me that he can perform well and would carry us to win an intl" ~ G2
• GX neT: flew across an entire continent to paycheck steal. What can this guy do? The mbappe special, for example nothing. He can't shoot, can't igl, can't use util, but wait he has vibes, that is SOMETHING.

Where is PRX f0rsakeN?

isn't prx's best player about to turn 30 why are we still acting like babybay is too old and decrepit to shoot

if fnc don't make champs tho I think #5 might need to move up

-c0m +koshmaras

c0m is a victim of circumstance and was called up as the only real experienced NA initiator ready at an instant

kosh can't flex whatsoever nor can he really play neon anymore and as much as he seems like a nice guy doesn't have any tier 1 qualities

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