POGGPIGG BECOMES MENABLUD IN 2026 (fanfic)

poggpigg becomes MENABLUD

poggpigg wakes up from water droplets trickling from his leaky roof, he sighs
"if only I did not waste remnants of my money on that phonk dj"
"Oh well" he thinks, as he gets up to take a shower
"fuck" there is no water because his bum ass is a tier 3 tomaszy sub so he cant afford water
"broke broke broke sahurrrrrrr" the wild cryoglazer fox outside his house mocks
"BUGGER OFF" poggpigg yells out, the cryoglazer fox sneaks away before bump0g can catch her
in response poggpigg walks to a mcdonalds to use the WiFi, he then opens vlr.gg on his red iPhone xr. "100 th00v0s kekw, bum org" then he hits post.
9wntr instantly comments "t0m0sz0 kekw", then cryoglazer joins in "rhyme made champs, where is bumtugal champs?"
"b-but tomaszy has a... trophy" poggpigg retorts, within 10 minutes he's on -100 votes and 22 different users all commented "AHAHAHAHAHAHA"
his stomach growls, but he has zero money "id do anything for a big mac right now" he thinks
suddenly a mysterious man breaks into the mcdonalds on camel-back, wearing a thobe, shemagh, and a falcons 2026 OWCS jersey, its 9wntr
9wntr squints at the SAW jersey poggpigg is wearing "you need to be fixed, who the hell watches portugese CS in 2026?" he comments
poggpigg tries to weakly defend portugese CS but his feminine 5 foot 5 frame is getting framemogged by 9wntr's 184cm frame "yes sir" poggpigg meekly relents, changing into a Twisted Minds jersey 9wntr tosses at him
as a reward 9wntr buys him 10 big macs, poggpigg stares in awe "How are you so rich M-Mr.9wntr?" he quietly murmurs under his breath
9wntr responds "I am actually the poorest MENA esports fan, we all jus got motion like that" then 9wntr hops on his camel and rides into the sunset, However he had left a business card for poggpigg
poggpigg reads the card "Yo twin if u need some cash come work at the official Team Falcons maid cafe"
poggpigg's mind thinks "no no no no why would I ever do that" but before long the need for cash has him applying for it on linkedIn anyways
9wntr knocks on poggpigg's door 2 days later, tossing him a falcons OWCS jersey, a jacket that reads "Iheartfalcons <3", and a shemagh
"Hop in the car 9wntr points to a black Cadillac, the whole drive to the cafe he teaches poggpigg falcons players
poggpigg's mind slowly gets arabized until all he can do is nod along and mutter "EWC isnt mickey" over and over
"So poggpigg who's winning ALGS split 1?" 9wntr tests "FALCONS!" poggpigg pipes up
"goooood piggy", 9wntr praises as he pets poggpigg
poggpigg hates this, but he knows he has to endure, so he can renew his tier 3 tomaszy twitch sub
after 4 months of working at the cafe poggpigg is a menablud now, he only watches ALGS falcons, OWCS falcons, and Mena val, he only wears Falcons merch
he had even replaced his tomaszy sub with a FALCONS IMPERHAL sub
Teunoin and 1d realize that 9wntr was making poggpigg a Menablud, so Teunoin made an assasination attempt on 9wntr, but his bronze 3 aim made him whiff every ak bullet then he ran off in tears
cryoglazer fox could have stopped 9wntr, but she thought about when bump0g slandered asuna and said AG > 100t. So instead, she stood by and did nothing
One day 1d made an attempt to rescue poggpigg but to his absolute horror...
he could no longer distinguish between poggpigg and all the arabs

THE END

ABSOLUTE CINEMA W 9WNTR

reddit upvote

What Ai did you use for this?

the fox was my fav character

This was a fever dream to read in the group chat, but the final product has exceeded expectations

Poggpogg

downvoting my boy pogpigg would not be happy

t0m0szy AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA (i'm one of the 22 users who commented ahahahaha)

Excuse me mr 9wntr sir could I perhaps have some of that oil money https://www.vlr.gg/645022/give-me-infinite-money/#7

actually kms

ts has got to be a fetish

Per Iheartwntr's request, expect this narrated

What is this?

the question is, is it pink?

ummm

Absolutely gorgeous, what a beautiful and magnificent talent for literature you have, niinewinter. I had my heart beating with excitement for the whole read! Each line was like a new horizon to be discovered, a new chapter of magnificence!
I dare say, you need to make a second part to this masterpiece!

wow hit tweet follow poiuu20 for more content like this

Insane digital Footprint😭😭😭

in response poggpigg walks to a mcdonalds to use the WiFi, he then opens vlr.gg on his red iPhone xr.

hahahaha

https://i.ibb.co/G3Rx795f/image-1773848331896.png
oh no

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interupt you niinewinter, if you still even remember that name, but I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You're not here to recieve an upfrag, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a thread of laughs and fanfics, misdirection and misfortune. A labirynth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for vengeance has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of poggpigg in some unseen chamber always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach. But you will never find them, none of you will. This is where your story ends.

And to myself, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this post listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This thread will not be remembered and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away, as the agony of every tragedy should. And to you vlrians trapped in the corridors, be still, and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although for one of you, the darkest pit of hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting old friend.

Poiuu20, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to schizomaxx the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms, the way you lifted others into yours. And then, what became of you? I should have known you wouldn't be contempt to just disappear, not the poiuu20. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now.

It's time to rest. For you, and those you have carried in your arms. This ends, for all of us. End communication.

as a mena enjoyer this w

https://ibb.co/zWg8kdJW
Yo poggpigg chill out grunc 😭

Remind me never to piss you off