Jakura fans gotta be the most delusional people on Twitch. Y’all really thought two streamers who farm donos off parasocials were gonna last longer than a Twitch Prime sub. Jason got friendzoned on stream harder than your average tier-3 simp, and Sakura was out here catching “the ick” like it’s a speedrun category. The breakup wasn’t tragic—it was predictable, like a Valorant streamer missing shots. The fact you clowns spammed edits, wrote fanfics, and treated a PR stunt like Romeo & Juliet just proves one thing: the only thing more fake than Jakura’s romance is the idea that their fans ever had a grip on reality.