declare war on HLTV

#1

nuthoneycheerios

what if we start a war with hltv by spamming ZESTIFY!!! on hltv and post AI ohnepixel vids

#2

Nats_2nd_biggest_fan

5

Frags

+

–

Anything except getting employment in the workplace

#5

nuthoneycheerios

0

Frags

+

–

should i quit my job? 🙀

#7

Nats_2nd_biggest_fan

0

Frags

+

–

Yes, you should if you would like to declare war, we need more manpower

#3

Potatobrawler8

-1

Frags

+

–

ZESTIFY!

#6

Nats_2nd_biggest_fan

0

Frags

+

–

VAS!?!?!?

#4

Tempest24

3

Frags

+

–

sure !! and them maybe we can sit around a campfire and talk about our feewings ! 😖😢😩🥲😟😝😐🤓😊🙂😚🤣✊️🥱👋

#8

ash_knuckles

0

Frags

+

–

im ngl that shit weirded me out too

#9

m0rtem

0

Frags

+

–

tried posting zestify on hltv. tf is this website is it ran by the fucking CCP

#12

ash_knuckles

0

Frags

+

–

worse. his name is jonathan E.

#10

Finland

0

Frags

+

–

You can never win this war, there are 5x the amount of soldiers on HLTV at all times, and as the attacking side, you would preferably need 3x the amount of defending soldiers if you want to have any chance at winning. So don't even try

#14

ash_knuckles

0

Frags

+

–

avg hltv user dumb as bricks genuinely

#16

looola

0

Frags

+

–

because the avg vlr user is EInstein

#17

Stormyv8

0

Frags

+

–

we have femboys tho

#20

1dan1x

0

Frags

+

–

Is liking femboys gay? (genuine q)

#21

Finland

0

Frags

+

–

bro go to sleep, please

#24

1dan1x

0

Frags

+

–

says fucking you of all people

#26

Stormyv8

0

Frags

+

–

It is not gay until the match day

#11

dimmed

0

Frags

+

–

too much work

#13

themaniel

1

Frags

+

–

it's easier to become a doctor than it is to become eligible to post on hltv

They even make you renew your licence 😭😭😭

#15

m0rtem

0

Frags

+

–

renew??? be serious. are u joking??

#18

ash_knuckles

0

Frags

+

–

no u pay a monthly fee

#22

themaniel

0

Frags

+

–

I'm exaggerating lol

It only lets you create threads if you reply a lot and if you go too long without being active you lose your thread creation privileges again

#25

Tempest24

0

Frags

+

–

nah thats stupid

#19

looola

0

Frags

+

–

u cannot win that war, soldier

#23

simble_

0

Frags

+

–

unwinnable

#27

TM06Nick

0

Frags

+

–

what is hltv

#28

m0rtem

0

Frags

+

–

vlr but more gay

#29

TM06Nick

0

Frags

+

–

cause its european i get it