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best jokes you ever heard?

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#1
Speedspaghetti

need a laugh

#2
shadowvlr
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Qwertyy going 0/16 in bronze

Oh wait

#5
BBC1
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shadow 😭

#23
babi
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istg I think that man left this site and created an alt because of this

#30
en3sk0se
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aylez made a big mistake with showing qwerty's game history 💀

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bbydrix
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TWICE is a good kpop group

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frappzlul
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not cool vro

#38
ForgottenX
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Stfu. Twice clears those skinny bitches 🗿

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bbydrix
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Blackpink ended them

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yawnster
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Jennie: spoilt rich girl
Lisa: mid + plastic
Rose: Nasally ahh voice
Jisoo: only good one 🥱

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Germanium
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all of em about to get bodied by newjeans... Twice still gucci tho

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south_america_best_region
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read my name

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soonwookong
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nah it depends on what

it probably is for:

  • barbeques
  • football (very arguable, europeans might be mad here)
  • out of body experiences (drug combinations)
#20
south_america_best_region
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  • wtf, we own barbeques
  • WE OWN FOOTBALL TOO, BUT EU HAS ADVENTAGE BC THEY HAVE MONEY
  • wtf, we own that too
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soonwookong
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yeah thats what i mean south america probably best for those lol

#6
Kuuga
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your mom

#7
Ailed
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ahaha

#22
south_america_best_region
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:pepehappy;

#8
BayArea
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kkkkkkkkkkkk

#12
shadowvlr
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😂 😂 😂 😂

#19
SmartPerson
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Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk

#10
BayArea
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M80 will win Ascension

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Corny
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I remember this one time during MCT (marine combat training), one of my boys were coming back from using the restroom out in the field, one combat instructors were like "y'all better run before y'all have to fireman carry to the hq (which was a pain in the ass)". Next thing you know as they were spirting up the hill where their fox holes (trench like hole) screaming and I see the combat instructors zooming at them like a mfing cracked out zombie off of left 4 dead n my two buddies were screaming for their lives n eventually got caught. Then I see them suffering as they carry themselves to the hq for getting caught.

Good times man, I miss field training.
ik this isnt a joke but a fun story to tell :)!

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Rodu
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MIBR reported to be making no roster changes next season.

#15
brobeans
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What's better than winning silver at the paralympics?

#16
brobeans
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Walking

#17
Prontera
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Ok

#18
brobeans
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So one day, a baby seal walks into a club, and

#35
soonwookong
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oh no

#36
Prontera
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What is she/he doing on a club?

#37
LyCan52
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no don't do it

#21
bobkiller
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can i make racist joke?

#24
EWW_EU_EWHO
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do what u gotta do

#27
bobkiller
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what do you say when your tv is floating at night?

put it down, (you can imagine what comes next)

#28
brobeans
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and now he is banned

#29
bobkiller
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not yet

also what part of my joke was racist?

#31
LyCan52
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every letter of your joke was racist you are doing down brotha

#33
bobkiller
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damn i guess imma get banned then

#32
Diebs
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Ban this racist fuck

#40
TheMonk
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Explain ...

#25
Diebs
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I think we qual to masters dude, like boom the 3rd best asian team, we smashed them in scrims, not smashed them like we beat them and then their excuse is that they were lagging or some shit and they stopped the scrim.

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LyCan52
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funny yt clips

#43
Zhongguo
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Qwertyy

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