Coffee poop

Always 5 seconds after drinking coffee I have to poop

Name checks out

I just saw the same thread on hltv

tell me ur 5 without telling me ur 5

i was expecting a thread about poop coffee

replace poop with pee and I agree

i was expecting to see this about the most expensive coffee beans itw, luwak coffee
don't google it tho, you don't want to know how it's made 💀

yeah, coffee gives you the shits
normally eating something with it will make it better, like alcohol really

Coffe and cigarettes, traditional Greek breakfast