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USA 0 world cups

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#1
chanch0

USA has never won a world cup

#2
Matrix13e
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no shit

#3
babysasuke
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but they win the superbowl and world series every year zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

#4
Qwertyy
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the blue jays are winning next year

#5
MarcoDaPacoca
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create a shity sport -> No one plays -> be the world champion -> repeat

#7
Unyun
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See how fucking boring soccer is -> Make better sport -> profit

#8
babysasuke
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or be like the rest of the world

create a shitty sport -> its boring and sucks -> people watch it because they have nothing better to do -> host event in Qatar (💀) -> profit off a legion of sheep who watch the world cup to pretend they love their country for 2 weeks

You should honestly feel honored that we even showed up for this fake shit

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reycac
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no one talks about american football outside of america but all of america is watching football rn and talking about it

#13
babysasuke
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No one talks about England outside of the UK either bozo

most of the world thinks the UK is one country and a watered down version of the united states with a big clock and shitty food

#29
reycac
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everyone is obsessed with england nt tho

#12
Sushi_
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No workers were injured in the making of the stadiums

#14
Subreezy
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who paid you off sushi

#15
Sushi_
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No one, just like no one tried to pay off the Ecuadorian players who were going to play against Qatar. Im simply stating facts

#23
Subreezy
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just googled it and i was not aware of the fact that qatar in fact did not pay off ecuadorian players. thanks for enlightening me!

#25
Sushi_
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i gotchu, praise kwutar

#30
MarcoDaPacoca
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bro at least football players don't have to wear fucking armor to not die in the middle of the match

#11
Subreezy
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uncommon babysasuke W

#6
Unyun
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college football games more exciting than the world cup finals kkkkkkkkk

#10
jeet24
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They can win Rugby 🏉 and Baseball ⚾ world cups.

#16
jish
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soccer meta hasn't changed in forever, boring residentsleeper game zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

#17
babysasuke
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CSGO of traditional sports

#19
Birssa
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Football *

#20
jish
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shut up your women have arm pit hair

#21
babysasuke
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💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

nah put it back

edit: xD

#22
Sushi_
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Incorrect they released a new mechanic recently.
Its call "bribe player" (heres the dev notes:https://sportsbrief.com/football/28069-reports-qatar-bribed-ecuadorian-players-74-million-lose-opener/)
Unfortunately its a bit buggy and doesnt work as well as the 'bribe fifa organizers into hosting a tournament in your country' mechanic.

They are currently working to balance the 'murder 6,500 migrant workers in the name of entertainment' ability. Hopefully soon we can see it buffed when saudi arabia inevitably bribes their way to getting fifa world cup 2026 to be held in riyadh

#24
Unyun
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wtf bro why are you joking about migrant workers dying

#26
Sushi_
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smartest vlr user

#18
brobeans
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who cares. We have the most SEC championships

#27
KyLZi
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Lol you talking to a country where soccer is the 5th most popular sport. I'm proud of the guys just getting to knockouts.

#28
PigExe
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Wow no shit
Maybe because if you say football here people think of tackling and helmets

#31
Domination
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They won Women's World Cup

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