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USA 0 world cups

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#1
chanch0

USA has never won a world cup

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no shit

#3
babysasuke
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but they win the superbowl and world series every year zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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babysasuke [#3]

but they win the superbowl and world series every year zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

the blue jays are winning next year

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MarcoDaPacoca
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babysasuke [#3]

but they win the superbowl and world series every year zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

create a shity sport -> No one plays -> be the world champion -> repeat

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Unyun
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college football games more exciting than the world cup finals kkkkkkkkk

#7
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MarcoDaPacoca [#5]

create a shity sport -> No one plays -> be the world champion -> repeat

See how fucking boring soccer is -> Make better sport -> profit

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babysasuke
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MarcoDaPacoca [#5]

create a shity sport -> No one plays -> be the world champion -> repeat

or be like the rest of the world

create a shitty sport -> its boring and sucks -> people watch it because they have nothing better to do -> host event in Qatar (💀) -> profit off a legion of sheep who watch the world cup to pretend they love their country for 2 weeks

You should honestly feel honored that we even showed up for this fake shit

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babysasuke [#8]

or be like the rest of the world

create a shitty sport -> its boring and sucks -> people watch it because they have nothing better to do -> host event in Qatar (💀) -> profit off a legion of sheep who watch the world cup to pretend they love their country for 2 weeks

You should honestly feel honored that we even showed up for this fake shit

no one talks about american football outside of america but all of america is watching football rn and talking about it

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jeet24
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They can win Rugby 🏉 and Baseball ⚾ world cups.

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babysasuke [#3]

but they win the superbowl and world series every year zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

uncommon babysasuke W

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babysasuke [#8]

or be like the rest of the world

create a shitty sport -> its boring and sucks -> people watch it because they have nothing better to do -> host event in Qatar (💀) -> profit off a legion of sheep who watch the world cup to pretend they love their country for 2 weeks

You should honestly feel honored that we even showed up for this fake shit

No workers were injured in the making of the stadiums

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babysasuke
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reycac [#9]

no one talks about american football outside of america but all of america is watching football rn and talking about it

No one talks about England outside of the UK either bozo

most of the world thinks the UK is one country and a watered down version of the united states with a big clock and shitty food

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Subreezy
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Sushi_ [#12]

No workers were injured in the making of the stadiums

who paid you off sushi

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Sushi_
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Subreezy [#14]

who paid you off sushi

No one, just like no one tried to pay off the Ecuadorian players who were going to play against Qatar. Im simply stating facts

#17
brobeans
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who cares. We have the most SEC championships

#21
Subreezy
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Sushi_ [#15]

No one, just like no one tried to pay off the Ecuadorian players who were going to play against Qatar. Im simply stating facts

just googled it and i was not aware of the fact that qatar in fact did not pay off ecuadorian players. thanks for enlightening me!

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Unyun
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Sushi_ [#20]

Incorrect they released a new mechanic recently.
Its call "bribe player" (heres the dev notes:https://sportsbrief.com/football/28069-reports-qatar-bribed-ecuadorian-players-74-million-lose-opener/)
Unfortunately its a bit buggy and doesnt work as well as the 'bribe fifa organizers into hosting a tournament in your country' mechanic.

They are currently working to balance the 'murder 6,500 migrant workers in the name of entertainment' ability. Hopefully soon we can see it buffed when saudi arabia inevitably bribes their way to getting fifa world cup 2026 to be held in riyadh

wtf bro why are you joking about migrant workers dying

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Subreezy [#21]

just googled it and i was not aware of the fact that qatar in fact did not pay off ecuadorian players. thanks for enlightening me!

i gotchu, praise kwutar

#24
Sushi_
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Unyun [#22]

wtf bro why are you joking about migrant workers dying

smartest vlr user

#25
KyLZi
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Lol you talking to a country where soccer is the 5th most popular sport. I'm proud of the guys just getting to knockouts.

#26
PigExe
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Wow no shit
Maybe because if you say football here people think of tackling and helmets

#27
reycac
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babysasuke [#13]

No one talks about England outside of the UK either bozo

most of the world thinks the UK is one country and a watered down version of the united states with a big clock and shitty food

everyone is obsessed with england nt tho

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babysasuke [#8]

or be like the rest of the world

create a shitty sport -> its boring and sucks -> people watch it because they have nothing better to do -> host event in Qatar (💀) -> profit off a legion of sheep who watch the world cup to pretend they love their country for 2 weeks

You should honestly feel honored that we even showed up for this fake shit

bro at least football players don't have to wear fucking armor to not die in the middle of the match

#29
Domination
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They won Women's World Cup

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