sheesherz
Flag: United States
Registered: July 3, 2023
Last post: October 8, 2023 at 7:04 PM
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I've been saying this for years, right after I arm-wrestled Bigfoot and had a chat with the aliens at Area 51.

posted about a year ago

I've been hearing whispers, rumors, and downright un-American talk that some of y'all think the moon landing was fake. Well, buckle up, because I'm about to school you on why that's a bunch of baloney!

First off, let's get one thing straight: This is AMERICA we're talking about! The land of the brave, the home of the free, the place where dreams come true. You think we'd fake something as monumental as landing on the moon? HA! We've got the grit, the determination, and the pure AMERICAN spirit to make the impossible possible.

Now, here's why the moon landing WASN'T fake:

  1. BECAUSE AMERICA: That's right! We've got the brains, the brawn, and the know-how to shoot a rocket to the moon and plant our glorious flag right there. We did it because we could, and because that's what Americans do!

  2. NEIL ARMSTRONG AND BUZZ ALDRIN: You think these heroes would lie to you? These are men who stared down the void of space and said, "Not today!" They danced on the moon, and they brought back the moonwalk. Pure AMERICAN legends!

  3. BALD EAGLES AND APPLE PIE: If you can't trust in the taste of a good apple pie and the majestic cry of a bald eagle, then what can you trust in? These are the symbols of our nation, and they don't lie. Neither does the moon landing!

  4. FREEDOM AND JUSTICE: We landed on the moon because it was there, and because freedom knows no bounds. Not even the sky is the limit when you're riding on a rocket fueled by liberty and justice for all.

So the next time someone tries to tell you that the moon landing was fake, just remember: This is AMERICA, where we don't back down, and we don't fake greatness. We earn it, we own it, and we shoot for the stars – and the moon.

Stay strong, stay proud, and keep believing in the red, white, and blue. And never, ever doubt that we did the impossible, because THAT'S WHAT AMERICANS DO!

WOOOOO MURICA! πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡ΈπŸŒ•πŸ’ͺπŸš€πŸ¦…

posted about a year ago

least weird comment by that flag.

posted about a year ago

botfajer turned up this year.

posted about a year ago

what??

everyone knows it was real

where do you get your sources from?

The Soviet Times?

posted about a year ago

AMERICA LANDED ON THE MOON FIRST

RAAAAAHHHHH πŸ¦… πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ¦… πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ¦… πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ¦… πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ¦… πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ¦… πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ¦… πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ¦… πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ¦… πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ¦… πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ¦… πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ¦… πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯πŸ’₯

posted about a year ago

check again..

posted about a year ago

aye my bad I forgot to link the image, I posted it again.

posted about a year ago

did they edit this image??

edit: I forgot to link it.
https://twitter.com/JustKeepinshitl/status/1694458197510090776

posted about a year ago

that is self awareness. the first step to improving.

posted about a year ago

this month's exercise is next month's health.

posted about a year ago

yes I pity fat people if they dont make a substantial effort to change themselves that is a result of neglect and not a result of a health condition, how could you tell?

posted about a year ago

what thought got you angry recently?

me: that some people encourage being fat and unhealthy. and call it fat phobia when you try to lose weight. : https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OwEOew0keag

posted about a year ago

let me guess, tell her u like Kpop?

posted about a year ago

this is not true. u just have to have 8 baby daddies under your belt and she will swoon over you. she will see that you are a family man.

posted about a year ago

this is such a weird thread.

posted about a year ago

ayo personally I wouldn't take this level of disrespect ☠️
https://twitter.com/aqwmorph/status/1694022669765841050

posted about a year ago

NRG is also a good one.

posted about a year ago

that guy was not even good to begin with, have you seen his performance on GenG? absolutely abysmal. but its unfair to give him the catfish award since he was a catfish to begin with. I would personally give it to Sayf, jamppi since TL had high expectations. but they had the group of death so... its a tough one tbh, again they got LOUD so early in the tournament.. sucks to be TL.

posted about a year ago

-mikesHD

-asuna

-cryo
-stellar
-derrek

work around bang.

posted about a year ago

true, you never know if a person is a normal human being these days, but we definitely know that nutab1e isn't!

posted about a year ago

at 399, 301 E Kansas St, Lansing, KS 66043, United States

posted about a year ago

bros larping as an SJW 8/8 bait

posted about a year ago

Menurut gue, Monyet tuh dianggap sepele banget sih. GE? Kayak ngeblock dia aja. Bisa jadi dia lebih jago dari Jinggg loh, tapi yaudahlah, orang-orang mah belum siap buat ngomongin gitu. Raja baru Indo nih, siap-siap

posted about a year ago

what's the need for zyppan

posted about a year ago

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F3_UgkKXIAA4rp1?format=jpg&name=large

who has caveman level IQ but earns so much money?

posted about a year ago

huhhh??? its a day break for both teams. whoever loses EG PRX also has to play bo5 😭 😭

posted about a year ago

transphobia? im not afraid of trans people

posted about a year ago

he's just posting stats.

posted about a year ago

those 2 at the top are at a different level... I wonder why πŸ€”πŸ§πŸ’­

posted about a year ago

nah but a team like loud wouldn't go out 13-1... or OPTIC... they put a fight all the time, or NAVI..

posted about a year ago

what.

posted about a year ago

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Fnatic's gameplay strategies. The tactics are extremely nuanced, and without a solid grasp of competitive esports, most of the plays will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also the team's deep-rooted legacy, which is deftly woven into their organization - their approach to the game draws heavily from the early legends of esports, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plays, to realize that they're not just exciting - they say something deep about THE GAME. As a consequence, people who dislike Fnatic truly ARE noobs - of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the skill in their star player's epic outplays, which itself is a cryptic reference to the greats of esports history. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those clueless gamers scratching their heads in confusion as Fnatic's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. πŸ˜‚ And yes by the way, I DO have a Fnatic jersey. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the true fans' eyes only - And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 MMR points of my own (preferably higher) beforehand.

I DONT have a Fnatic jersey

posted about a year ago

https://twitter.com/valoranocontext/status/1693382707911246035 HAHAHAHAAAA, That's how you do it! well done to LOUD!

posted about a year ago

sucks for the fans that came from all over the world to watch their favourite teams.. EDG - china, LOUD - BR, DRX - Korea, Fnatic - all over the world...

posted about a year ago

its still a taunt. you give some heat, you better expect to take it, it would be hypocritical not to.

posted about a year ago

its the same thing... but it aint soft AF. security gets mad if you talk back. its an arena where everyone can cheer for everyone, LOUD fans dont tell PRX fans to stop cheering do they?

posted about a year ago

bro got exxtra mad, can't blame him tho, 2 v 5

posted about a year ago

he's digging his own grave. we ain't mad, we're just vocal about it. its simple empathy.

posted about a year ago

I gotta see this, I've never seen mako mad, send timestamp pls

posted about a year ago

also the fact that he said " I dont care what they think about me" shows that he doesn't care about impressions anyway. this is just his true self.

posted about a year ago

seems like you're mad about not playing video games for 2 days. are you that addicted?

posted about a year ago

you're defending this garbage behaviour??

posted about a year ago

not wrong. people need to man tf up.

posted about a year ago

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F365tR9XsAAShHq?format=jpg&name=900x900

Undoubtedly a sad state of affairs.

posted about a year ago

hes respecting cned op

posted about a year ago

I think both are equally as fun, LOUD has less aspas and saadhak who all have good moments, especially with a judge.

posted about a year ago

spas needs to entry more lil bro

posted about a year ago
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