the ac feels so cool. its like an airplane that is just about to land.

I got that mormon look, u guys down with that? actually it looks more like FNS but the beard is much thicker.

I just met up with my friends and had an epiphanic epiphany and realised all of this online crap doesn't matter.

that isn't a statistic. if you dont know just say that.

shooter aint too bad tho.

The Endless Cycle of Existential Woes

You ever wake up and think, "What's it all about, anyway?" You're not alone. We're all stuck in this never-ending loop of work, eat, sleep, and repeat. Kind of like a bad movie you can't stop watching. In a cosmos teeming with billions of galaxies, each with billions of stars and potentially even more planets, the human quest for meaning is as elusive as capturing the exact boundary of the universe. We are but a speck in this infinite tapestry, yearning to find purpose in a reality that often negates it with relentless chaos.

Lesson #1 from Cats: Cats knock things off tables. It's not just feline mischief; it's a teaching moment. Your grandmother's antique vase? Gone. But hey, that's life. Things break, and you move on.

The Great Laser Pointer Debacle

We humans are always chasing something—love, success, a rank better than Immortal, But do we ever catch it? Nah. That's where cats come in again.

Lesson #2 from Cats: They chase that red laser dot like it's the most important thing in the world. Then, suddenly, they stop. Maybe it's time we learned when to call it quits too.

Feline Independence and Human Folly

So you think you're a self-made man or woman, huh? Well, cats have got you beat. They don't need your approval, your attention, or your endless questions about the meaning of life.

Lesson #3 from Cats: A cat doesn't stress over what you think of it. It does its own thing, whether you like it or not. Maybe we should adopt some of that feline confidence, huh?

The Grudging Admission

Look, cats have their moments, not that I'm counting or anything. They know how to keep quiet, do their own thing, and let's just say they're not entirely useless. They do this thing where they curl up and act all peaceful-like, as if they've figured out the secret to life or something. But let's not make a big deal out of it,.

Summary and Unwarranted Advice

Life's tough, confusing, and full of unanswerable questions. But cats? They've got some things figured out. Knock stuff over, chase but know when to quit, and don't give a darn about anyone else's opinion. And, you know, they make for decent company when the world's got you down—not that I'd ever admit it openly.

whaaaaat are you talking about how are those even comparable.

https://twitter.com/ValorINTEL/status/1695558068178686109
Paul allen was a better batman btw

bruhhh, , that's a real friendship, long lasting. I hope they hold onto that, hard to come by these days.

the g00rd is gonna g000rd all over the place next year.

he has one of the best KPR too

no. I just said I am literally against that.

I respect Katrina for moving away from what she did: if she regrets it, If she is against OF and SW and porn,, and wants to move completely away from it and if I can change so can Katrina, and I can't gatekeep that.

but the point of this post: https://www.vlr.gg/268243/katrina-got-the-bag

was to just make a joke, I am not against people sharing incomes, but sometimes you gotta be careful with people, you dont know their motives, so I thought I would make a light hearted joke. its not really meant to create a whole situation. and I regret making this post.

bro must be giggling about all the people he baited LOL.

all you have is CSGO boomers with no real talent. no one in EU even plays this game LOL. its gonna be tuff few years for you lil buddy.

• WE GOT TONS OF GRASSROOTS PLAYERS IN THE MAKING LIL BRO. EMEA AND PACIFIC BETTER WATCH OUT , ACTUALLY, JUST QUIT. WE GOT WORLD CLASS ZOOMER ROOKIES HUNGRY FOR THE NEXT CHAMPIONS. SAVE YOUR TIME AND GIVE UP.

NA IS COMING IN HOT FOR 2024, 2025, 2026

then APAC will win 2027 because NA will get lazy.

and smith is Moscow HQ . why did demon 1 not shoot in that last round?

using Fnatic as a reference team is obsolete at this point.

lesson to NA orgs: never let an memea agent infiltrate again.

True that. Insecure emea rats on this site spread that damned virus on to me.

Semper FI 🇺🇸

bro said no HxH. 🤯

its heartbreaking to experience what has happened to our beloved country.

schizo posting

what.... so you secretly love tenz?

also wtf who tf hates tenz? ??

woahhh chill this is not Brazil right?

to women, heartbreak becomes an opportunity, to men in society, heartbreak is a circumstance.

Women often hold grudges and we are taught in society that its ok for them to hold those grudges. But when a man holds a grudge from the pain of betrayal. We are often told we are in the wrong, when women are not.

The biggest sting from a breakup isnt the fact that theyve dated another guy as soon as possible from you. it is when they explicitly show how apathetic they are to the man and his situation.

Apathy fuckin kills man, even more so than hate. because with even hate, there is a shred of love in there somewhere, but there is no love for the person who cannot even feel to begin with.

We are in a world today where man is told to not focus on the world of romance, man is to develop one's self and one's self only, for your sake, for your sanity, because it embraces individualism to the extent of no longer carrying a burden of others. Weightless. We are taught to be Weightless today, and strip ourselves of burden. But with burden, comes strength and growth and responsibility. Something society has completely demonized to the point where if a relationship has even one ounce of weight to it, it is goodbye.

But 200 years ago. There was a balance in working on the self, not for one's sake only, but for everyone's sake.

We are often told in society man craves for responsibility. and yet, There is no greater responsibility than the weight of love, and to not betray that love.

But today, we are ALSO told, that love has no weight anymore, that, to ignore love, and not even pursue it, for it is deemed as a folly concept.

Romeo and Juliet was very much a real story to many people for hundreds of years. but today, it is a fairy tale in the sense that, our culture has lost the elements that our ancestors had.

Romeo and Juliet was a very relatable story to many many many young folk for hundreds of years. But today, there is nothing to relate to with that story and today's youth.

The love we have today is bound in chains by money, status, narcissism, and simply selfishness.

I think a lot of the death of love has to do with society being secular, and being economically driven.

the pursuit of bettering life through the power of the economy has in a sense, also shot itself in the foot.

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I hope this provides some solace to all the heartbroken people out there.

HAHAHA finally some good trash talk from EMEA.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4r8swz0KBk

racist.

we need this. VLR do ur thing

true, what I said earlier too. https://www.vlr.gg/265952/the-real-reason-why-fnatic-is-crap/

your ego is the reason why fnatic is in this position. its because you call people smarter than you reddit analysts, its not even reddit analyst, its PRO tier 1 teams.. BRO hasn't even TRIED new strats and bashes it. dont knock it till you try it right? . no harbor. no pearl . ggs you stubborn man. you got what you wanted. I hope fnatic can get a better, more open minded coach for next year because this is just a disgrace to have super ingredients like fnatic and still cook RAW crap.

there's been an IGL drought in EMEA for a long time. I would love to see who can turn up next, with all the crap boaster gets ( even tho it's true) there hasn't been anyone other than him or Ange1. its really difficult to get a balanced IGL who can do it all, that would be the most valuable player in Valorant imo.

read the post? also I agree

I can get behind that, I completely forgot about hoody. but hopefully giants can make a good change because hoody is an amazing player too.

schizo

its the way they lost not the placement. they could be 8th but still be impressive.

this is the objective solution.

nobody likes a tattle tale.

who??

☠️ your mom would be proud of trash like you.

I dont go around harassing muslims just as I dont go around harassing christians. you are the worst of both worlds.

keep coping with your fake scenario tho. this looks like good material for a porn addict's case study.

stop trying to defend your weird fetishes. can't believe there are people like you. its just sounds like your coping and its really cringe. stop.

WHAT?? now I know you must be creepy disgusting weirdo who fetishises religious clothing . ewww.

you're really arguing for a OF girl who did all dat for attention? keep coping fool.

that's always been their problem since 2021 im afraid. and I think it will only change if the IGL and mini get replaced.

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GW3LZRdBez0

they change little things, that's how they look so crazy, but its all the same, that's what's make them so deadly, constantly changing little things.

I whole hearted agree with you, one thing I would like to add tho,

have you seen MR beast videos?

he has said in a interview that he would never run out of ideas and that he has a spreadsheet of tons and tons of ideas, just waiting to be made.

this is how PRX plays, this is how old FPX played. they had/have the firepower to innovate, since their fundamentals are so good that they can possible play any comp.

imo its not about changing comps as much as it is changing agents, but keeping the same style, (its not really a big overhaul as much as it is a trojan horse). its like when clark Kent turns into superman, everyone thinks he's different but in reality he's the same guy. its the little changes that stump, and its the small adaptations which edge you over the best teams in the world, even if they antistrat you. imo,

FNATIC imo has the potential to be that, but they just aren't willing to be flexible enough. IM NOT advocating for them to change everything all the time, im just talking about minute changes, you could change an agent and it could look SOO different but it would be the same thing, you could change a default, mix and match depending on the style and the team. all im saying is they play so rigid.

FPX had this style perfected to a T last year, when they beat PRX with how insanely crazy PRX was, yet they constantly adapted and had answer for everything. and imo, that amalgamation of craziness should also show in your pistol rounds ( most momentous rounds of the game)

again sorry for the disjointed points hope u can understand.

TLDR: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/WISSuKKTB-U this is a metaphor for what i envision for fnatic

THIS IS WHAT PRX currently ARE (almost)

this is what FPX was last year.

AND YOU DONT EVEN NEED TO DO ALL DAT, with the caliber of players FNATIC has, you could get away with so little.

I agree,,, he turned up in lockin only... with that collat in OT. I think he should be an IGL (n o kidding, that read to go op in OT was crazy) anyways check this post: https://www.vlr.gg/123430/are-agents-comps-more-important-than-we-think#6

old FPX were the same last year, https://www.vlr.gg/123430/are-agents-comps-more-important-than-we-think#6

yes. they got it next year.